Author's Note: I finally published the third chapter of Ever After High's Thug Life!

Remember, each chapter has three different oneshots (usually short oneshots). So this chapter has three oneshots. :-)

PS: YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Remember, some oneshots have language/swear words.


Maddie was searching anywhere inside her dorm to find something. But what was she finding, anyway?

Hearing a knock on the door, Maddie stopped what she was doing and opened the door.

"Hey, Kitty," Maddie said weakly.

Kitty noticed her roommate was upset that made her confuse. Kitty noticed their dorm messing up that made her blink her eyes in confusion.

"Um… what's going on?" Kitty asked.

"I haven't seen Earl Grey since yesterday," Maddie said sadly. "So I checked everywhere here, but I think he's still missing."

Then Kitty saw the little tears forming on Maddie's eyes that made her heart beat faster.

But wait! Did Kitty do something horrible to Maddie's dormouse?

"Um… Maddie, actually…" she sighed.

"Yeah?"

"I ate your dormouse!" Kitty said, feeling guilty after telling her roommate the truth what exactly happened to Earl Grey.

Hearing this, Maddie's eyes widened in disbelief.

"Whaaaaaaaaaattttttt?!" Maddie shouted angrily. "Whhhhhyyyyyyy?!"

"Because he is so f*cking yummy!" Kitty exclaimed mischievously, licking her upper lips.

Of course, most cats loved to eat any kinds of mice.

Kitty Cheshire for #ThugLife


"Hey, Poppy. Can you fix my hair?"

Holly O'Hair, daughter of Rapunzel and twin sister of Poppy O'Hair, entered her sister's hair salon. Her hair was in mess, so she asked her sister to fix.

"Yeah," Poppy said as she looked at Holly's messy hair. "What happened?"

Holly sighed deeply. "Your crush made fun of me again."

Poppy shook her head in disapproval. "I wish Sparrow wasn't a jerk," she said quietly, letting her twin sister sit down.

Holly suddenly shut down her eyes to fall asleep while Poppy was brushing Holly's hair. Probably Holly was very tired.

Little did Holly know, Poppy was smirking for having an idea for her sister.

One hour later, Holly slowly opened her eyes. But she had blurred vision temporarily. Rubbing her eyes with her hands to clear her vision, she saw something on herself in the mirror that made her shock…

…that her hair wasn't a longer hair anymore.

Holly's hair was now shorter and had purple highlights. So her hairstyle looked exactly like Poppy's.

"POPPY!" Holly shouted angrily.

"What?!" Poppy yelled out of nowhere.

After giving her sister a death glare, Holly looked at herself in the mirror again while touching her new hairstyle. "What is this?! Why?! Why?! Why?!"

"Because I'm tired and sick of brushing and fixing your hair every day, all right?!" Poppy said furiously.

That reason made Holly form the tears from her eyes.

"Your hair looks mine now. And we look exactly as twins." Poppy continued, then smirking at her upset twin sister. "Except our clothes we're wearing and our different voices, of course."

Before leaving her twin sister, Poppy smiled evilly. "I hope you like your new hair, Holly.

Now being alone in a salon, Holly wailed out. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Poppy O'Hair for #ThugLife


"There's more than one way to read a book, Jester!" Raven said in an evil tone, conjuring her magic to tug the 'Evil Spells' book from Courtly Jester, daughter of the Joker.

Evil Raven and Courtly were having a duel inside the Queen of Hearts' castle in Wonderland. Courtly tried to claim Queen of Hearts' throne but Raven and her friends were trying to stop her. That's why Apple White, daughter of Snow White, let Raven turn into evil by signing the Storybook of Legends they found inside the castle to defeat Courtly.

As Raven finally had that book, she absorbed it until the book was disappeared using her magic with her evil smile.

"All done!" Raven said evilly, then floating over in the air to create a medium-sized purple fireball. Then she threw it at Courtly.

Being defeated, Courtly tried to get up on the floor, but crawled back with fear as evil Raven approached her.

"And now…" Raven said, smirking. "…to finish you!"

The she cackled loudly and evilly.

Raven was about to shoot Courtly, Apple blocked Raven to stop her.

"Raven, stop!" Apple said.

"Apple, get out of my way!" Raven said furiously.

Apple was about to say, Raven quickly created the dark purple mist with her both hands to wrap around Apple's neck to choke her. Then Raven levitated Apple and threw her that made the rest of her friends gasp in disbelief. That's why Raven wanted to finish Courtly off.

"Raven, please don't kill me," Courtly begged. "Have mercy!"

"A joker doesn't deserve mercy," Raven glared at Courtly, creating a huge purple fire.

"Raven, it's not worth it!" Maddie suddenly shouted.

Ignoring her friend, Raven whooshed the purple fire around Courtly to burn her. Courtly screamed in agony until she disappeared into ashes.

And what evil Raven had done to the joker made her friends gasp loudly in shock.

"MWAHAHAHAAAAA!" Raven laughed loudly and evilly while closing her eyes.

Evil Raven Queen for #ThugLife


Author's Note: It's done! XD

In those three oneshots, those are my ideas.

In first oneshot, it was kinda horrific that Kitty ate Maddie's dormouse, though Kitty thinks that Earl Grey is very yummy.

In second oneshot, Poppy was totally OOC. I'm sure some of you readers felt bad for Holly getting ruined (especially her hair) by her own twin sister Poppy.

However, in third oneshot, I just made an ALTERNATE scene of Courtly and Raven's duel in 'Way Too Wonderland' movie.

POLL: Which of those three EAH thug life oneshots do you like most?
1. #KittyCheshireForThugLife
2. #PoppyOHairForThugLife
3. #EvilRavenQueenForThugLife

PLEASE VOTE AND LEAVE YOUR REVIEWS! THANK YOU!

PS: The next chapter (fourth chapter) will publish very soon! ;-)