Ladybug was screaming as the wind-up car crashed at a street lamp at the Eiffel Tower. "That… guy is… really unstable. I wonder where Cat Noir is?" A manhole cover opened to reveal Cat Noir covered in slugged and smell horribly. "I swear that guy is an Akuma. I'm gonna be showering for weeks!" He yelled as Ladybug covered her nose "Where were you?" "Don't asked." They then heard people screaming to see Hands Signs climbing the tower and ripping out the girders out of the columns. They see the girders were being thrown like javelins at the buildings "We have to stop her!" "Agree but I have a plan; we find the Akuma-" "It's in her scarf." They looked to see Timeless Toon appeared and they freaked out "Bwaaa! When did you get here?!" "Just now." "You're weird." Timeless looked at him and smile "Thank you and like I said before. It's in her scarf and it's Zeeva." "Zeeva?" questioned Ladybug. "A guy name Crusher told me." "Crusher! Where is he?" Said Cat Noir. "He's safe. I pulled him out of danger." Ladybug was curious "Really?" He nodded his head as a cowbell was ringing. "Good! Now here's the plan; Ladybug and I will distract her while you got for the scarf." "I can't." Cat Noir looked surprised and suspicious at him "Why not?" "Because she heard your plan with that transmitter on you." "What transmitter?" Timeless grabbed his tail "This one." They're eyes widen "Uh-oh…"
They looked up as Hands Signs jumped off as the heroes jumped out of the way. She landed looked extremely pissed off as Timeless looked at her as his head grew huge, eyes popped with hearts in his pupils, his cartoon heart burst out of his chest blowing a wolf whistle as he hit himself with a bat. He pulled out huge pencil to erased himself and redraw himself big as her, swung her in his arms and lower her. "Ma chérie, tu as apporté la flamme dans mon cœur. Tu complètes le vide sans fin de mon amour. Embrasse-moi mon amour vrai. (My darling, you have brought the flame in my heart. You complete the endless void of my love. Kiss me my true love.)" She punched him in the face and send him to a building "Quelle femme! (What a woman!)" His teeth chattered and he pulled a cork to release the air out of himself to return to normal size. Cat Noir smacked himself "Very pathetic that the Miraculous wielder of Chaos falls in love with a lady that easily." Ladybug looked at him annoyed "Yeah… I can't imagine why." Hand Signs was wiping her suit "EW, EW, EW! THAT FREAK TOUCH ME." The butterfly mask appeared over her face "Hands Signs! Did Cat Noir said Miraculous wielder of Chaos?!" "YEAH BOSS, BUT YOU SAID HE'S NOT IMPORTANT." Timeless Toon appeared in front of her "HE AIN'T JUST WHISTLING DIXIE, BABY!" He grabbed her cheeks and kissed her which a pair of lips kissed Hawkmoth in the lips. They both were disgusted, wiped their lips and spitting out the kiss.
Ladybug swung her yoyo around Hand Signs left arms to prevent her from summoning more things as Cat Noir charged at her with his bo-staff. She kicked him away as she pulled Ladybug towards her and grabbed her "NOW YOUR EARRINGS IS MINE!" Timeless pull a crowbar to free Ladybug as Hand Signs swat him with her left hand "MAN… HE CAN'T BE DEFEATED EASILY." Timeless was flat as a pleasant breeze blew him away in the air. Cat Noir manage to regain his focus as Hand Signs grabbed him "TWO DOWN, ONE TO GO!" "What are you doing?! Take the earrings and ring!" "BUT BOSS, WITH POWERS OF CHAOS. YOU CAN BEND REALITY." Hawkmoth ponder for a moment "BESIDES BOSS, WHO'S TO SAY HE WON'T STEAL YOUR POWERS BEHIND YOUR BACK?" Hawkmoth growled at her comment that but it's true he could appeared "Steal his miraculous, find it even if you have to tear him apart." Hand Signs smirked "GOT IT." She charged through the city, stomping all the cars in her way as innocent civilians leaped out of them and cried their eyes out.
Timeless was caught on a lamppost, he grabbed himself and made himself three-dimensional again. "Man this chaos is making me lose focus." His top hat rang and he pulled a phone from it "Yello?" "What part of powers of chaos you don't understand?" Timeless' eyes rolled "Give me a break this is the second time I turned hero. This job didn't came with instructions." "*Bark* *Bark*" He looked to see his bag running towards him like a dog. He tossed it a bone to it as it naw on it "I'm running out of ideas and seeing Zeeva as a super villain int he outfit made my heart go crazy. Besides who can resist them curves" He made an dotted outline of a curvy female body, Haos groaned "You humans are ridiculous I mean see curves on a female or a handsome face on a male and you go wolf." (Authors' Note: If you don't know what it means, than we'll explain it. If you see a Tex Avery cartoon and saw Red. You would know.) Timeless looked pissed "You would do the same thing for a female Kwami." Haos paused and sighed "That's true but that's not the point! You need to use your ultimate move!" Timeless had a question mark over his head "What ultimate move?" Haos smacked himself "Oh right, I didn't tell you. Rookie mistake. Listen if you yell out "Monotone World" you can turn the city and everything in it into a cartoon world like you!" Timeless' head popped out and his brain was attach to a spring "Mind blown but anyway, I can do that?" "Yeah but it will start countdown to make revert back into Crusher again." Timeless gulped as he noticed Hand Signs "Oh well, as they said it in the cartoons; it ain't over till the fat lady sings." He noticed a husky woman looked at him looking insulted "Hmph!" "Sorry! Old Cartoon hero said jokes that annoying parents who became annoying since they blame cartoons for being too silly and replace with crappy education television!" Hand Signs charge towards him "Time for fun. Monotone World!" He clapped hands as the whole city turned into a black and white 1920's cartoon.
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