This is the first ever Monday Night Pain! There will be around three of each show before the pay-per-view, and one PPV per month. Please enjoy the magic that is World Wide Wrestling!


World Wide Wrestling

Week 1

Monday Night Pain


Demons by Imagine Dragons plays - the Pain theme song

"Ladies and gentleman, hello and welcome to the Barclay's Center in Brooklyn, New York! We are live for the first time ever for WWW Pain! I'm Jimmy Harrison and I am joined alongside me by Harry Schmidt and Jerry Perkins." Jimmy opened.

"This is the first time in WWW history that a live show has aired on television! I'm Jerry Perkins and the atmosphere inside the Barclay's Center is electric!" Perkins added.

"It sure is, Perkins. I'm Harry Schmidt and I can't wait to see the first round of the WWW Championship tournament here live tonight in Brooklyn! If you win your match in the fastest time of the night, you have a bypass straight through to the final next week! If you don't, the semi-finals are a rocky road to pass through." Harry explained.

Roar of the Crowd by CF0$ plays through the loud speaker

"The following contest, is a first round match-up in the WWW Championship Tournament. Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois. Weighing in at 202 pounds! The Atom!" David Pearce announced.

Tokiwakita (Time Has Come) by CFO$ plays through the loud speaker

"And his opponent, coming down the aisle, from Tijuana, Mexico! Weighing in at 206 pounds! The Squiggle!" Pearce announced.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

"For the first time ever, here we go! WWW Championship Tournament Round 1 Matchup!" Jimmy said.

"I can't wait to see who comes out on top!" Harry said.

"And into the collar and elbow tie-up, both superstars looking to come out on top. Into the side-headlock by Atom. Squiggle needs to shake off these early cobwebs and get his head back in the game." Commentated Jimmy.

"Squiggle throws The Atom off and he rebounds into the ropes. Shoulder Charge by Atom, knocking Squiggle to the floor. Another run towards the ropes for Atom, dodged by Squiggle who lies underneath it." Harry added.

THUD!

"OH MY GOD! What a dropkick by The Squiggle! Into the cover! One! Two! Kick out at two and a half by Atom. He's going to need to regather himself after that one." Jimmy shouted.

Crowd: Let's Go Atom (The Squiggle)

"The crowd split right down the middle when it comes to these two superstars, Jimmy." Perkins said.

"I couldn't agree with you more, Jerry. Now it's Atom back into the driver's seat, with the lying chin-lock locked in hard. Gator roll! And another! And another! Squiggle being worn out here. Atom into the quick cover. One! Early kick out by the Luchador. Atom has The Squiggle stumbling around the ring, throwing punches into the air. He's dazed!" Jimmy spoke incredibly fast.

"This is the beginning of the end, Jimmy." Harry predicted.

"Shut up, Harry. Look at this! THE ATOMIC FALL CONNECTS!" Perkins screamed.

"A great Bloody Sunday impersonation by Atom. What did you call it, Perkins? The Atomic Fall?" Harry mocked.

"That's it, Harry!" Perkins said enthusiasticly.

"NOBODY CARES!" Harry yelled at Perkins.

"Meanwhile in the ring, Atom throws Squiggle into the ropes, and hits the End of Days! But it doesn't end there! The Koji Clutch locked in!" Jimmy said.

"It's called The Atom Lock, Jimmy." Harry corrected.

"Whatever! Squiggle forced to tap! ATOM WINS! ATOM WINS!" Jimmy shouted.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

Roar of the Crowd by CFO$ plays again through the loud speaker

"6 minutes 17 seconds! A tough time to beat, don't you think?" Jimmy asked.

"Absolutely, Jimmy." Perkins answered.

"My money's on Showmaker straight through to the final! And he's in action next, against Perkins' boy Tomer 'Jewish Gun' Lami!" Harry said.

Wrath (WWE 2K15 Version) plays through the loud speaker

"This is true excellence, Perkins and Jimmy." Harry said cockily.

"The following contest, is a first round match-up in the WWW Championship Tournament. Introducing first, from Badstreet, Atlanta, Georgia. Weighing in at 273 pounds! Showmaker!" Pearce announced.

Get Hyper by DJ Droideka plays through the loud speaker

"Get ready for some ass to be kicked, Harry!" Perkins said.

"And his opponent, coming down the aisle, from Lod, Israel! Weighing in at 200 pounds! Tomer 'Jewish Gun' Lami!" Pearce announced.

Ding! Ding! Ding!

"Tomer Lami has made his name in NJPW history. He performed there as Prince Lami and co-led the Bullet Club alongside Prince Devitt, who now performs as Finn Balor." Perkins informed.

"Enough with the past, Perkins! He's being destroyed already by Showmaker!" Harry told Perkins.

"No! Not the Jewish Gun!" Perkins said, distressed.

"SHOWMAKER HITS THE POWER-SLAMMER! (A/N a power bomb lung blower)! COVER! One! Two! Three!" Harry shouted.

Ding! Ding! Ding! (A/N sorry the creator of Tomer Lami :)

"See you in the final, Showmaker! 1 minute 3 seconds!" Harry laughed.

"I do not, repeat DO NOT believe that just happened! Tomer Lami is better than Showmaker in every way possible!" Perkins said angrily.

"He's gone, Perkins." Harry mocked.

*inaudible sobs from Perkins*

"Anyway, here's the bracket so far for the tournament." Jimmy said, trying to change the conversation.

The Atom (6:17)
The Squiggle The Atom

Tomer 'Jewish Gun' Lami
Showmaker (1:03)

Chris Punisher
Windy

Tommy Brown
Brackazack

Rhino
Death

"Up next, Chris Punisher vs Windy." Jimmy added.

Break by Three Days Grace plays through the loud speaker

"The following contest, is a first round match-up in the WWW Championship Tournament. Introducing first, from Memphis, Tennesee! Weighing in at 225 pounds! Chris Punisher!"

Tokiwakita (Time Has Come) by CFO$ plays through the loud speaker

"And his opponent, coming down the aisle, from Tijuana, Mexico. Weighing in at 205 pounds! Windy!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

"Punisher locks up with Windy. You have to think that Chris will advance fairly easily through to the final." Jimmy questioned.

"He sure will, Jimmy." Harry answered.

"And Punisher already hits his signature move, the RKO. Into the cover! 1! 2! No! Kick out at two and a half." Jimmy described.

"That was a close one, eh Perkins?" Harry asked.

"Shut up!" Perkins replied fiercely.

"Back in the ring, and Punisher is lining up his finisher move, the Broken Barrier. An attitude adjustment, with... well... attitude." Jimmy joked.

"Just... no..." Harry answered.

"BWAHAHAHAHA!" Perkins burst into a fit of laughter.

"And Windy counters the Broken Barrier," Jimmy shouted. "And he's looking for that Avada Kedavra Superkick! IT CONNECTS!"

"NO! NOT CHRIS PUNISHER!" Harry whined.

"GO WINDY!" Perkins encouraged.

"And Windy goes up top! Looking for the Moonsault 500! IT CONNECTS! Into the pinfall! 1! 2! 3!"

Ding! Ding! Ding!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Harry screamed.

"Yes! In your face, Harry! 8 minutes is quite a long time though." Perkins yelled.

"I am leaving." Harry said. He did not disappoint. Schmidt up and left backstage, where interviewer Tom Reynolds tried to catch a word.

*Backstage*

"Harry, can we have a quick word?" Tom asked.

"Why? Because I just walked away from two of the biggest idiots in the world?" Harry spat. "Do me a favour, and go tell Percy that he can take his job and shove it straight up his ass!"

"Back to you, Jimmy..." Tom said.


What did you guys think? Part 1 of Monday Night Pain Episode 1 is complete! I haven't been able to upload in ages because of Christmas and all that but I'm back BAAAABAY!