"Say goodnight, little lamb chop." Roman said whilst pinnng Giffany to a tree, pointing his Melodic Cudgel, ready to fire.

"HI-HO SILVER!" Mabel screamed running towards the two.

"Mabel, get down, I got this one!" Soos screamed at Mabel, ready to attack Roman.

"HEY!" Screamed Steven, causing Soos and Mabel to stop dead on their tracks. "QUIT FUCKING AROUND!" Roman and Giffany looked at him in confusion.

"YOU!" Steven ordered Roman. "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

"Your passion... it moves me so..." Roman exclaimed emotionally. "Therefore... I shall concede to this day... and... make... my leave-" "GET BENT, ASSCLOWN!" Steven interupped.


Meanwhile, Dipper now stands in front of the burning remains of the crashed helicopter, lamenting on what in the fuck just happened.

"Well, this is not what I expected." Cinder exclaimed to Dipper, standing behind him. "You'll have to forgive me. When I saw smoke, I thought it was the burning flesh of my enemies. But seeing as I'm already here, and you're in my-"

In a split second, Dipper sudddenly remembered all the crazy stuff that happened that summer in Gravity Falls, from the Gnomes to Bill Cipher, to the Shapeshifter and Weirdmageddon. He also remebered his trials with the Manotaurs. His excruciating training. In a single second, Dipper leaped off the ground, and punched Cinder in the face so hard, that is doesn't just deplete her aura completely, it sends her flying into a nearby land formation.

In an instant, Dipper stood up and smiled victoriously, as Cinder lays dead on the ground, blood flowing from her head as her dead eyes stare into nothingness.


[PROBLEM SOLVED! CUE THE DANCING SPIDERMAN!]


In a Taco Bell in the middle of the forest, miles from the nearest road, Dipper, Mabel, and Wendy sit on one of the tables. Dipper had suffered a hangover from the events of yesterday.

"Ugggh, what happened last night? Dipper asked in pain.

"Well, you did go insane and run around naked while claiming we were living in a plutocracy." Mabel answered her brother.

"Damn, I remember nothing after the helicopter crash." Dipper exclaimed, barely unable to recall the one-hit fight with Cinder Fall.

"You were pretty blitzed." Wendy reliped.

"Apparently, not blitzed enough to forget your take on modern government structures, or your hatred of pants." Mabel replied.

"It is one of the main reasons why I wear shorts all the time. " Dipper exclaimed.

Suddenly, Giffany enters the cylindrical shaped Taco Bell.

"Hey, Giffany." Dipper greeted. "And how was your night last night?"

"I'll pay you to get Soos the hell away from me." Giffany replied.

"You've got yourself a deal." Dipper said ecstatically.


"Well, our work here is done." Soos said to Giffany. "Thanks again for giving my friends a ride home."

"I think we forgot something." Mabel said to herself.

Meanwhile, inside Giffany's house, was the C4 Plastic Explosives that Finn had recently activated. Its timer was finally reaching zero. As it reached zero, the C4 violently explodes, completely destroying Giffany's house.

"GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!" Giffany screamed at the four.

A/N: AND SO, OUR HEROES, GOT, LIKE, SOME RIDE, AND THE FAT GUY, SOOS... I DON'T KNOW, I GOT KINDA DRUNK TOWARDS THE END THERE.

THANKS TO THE ADVENTURE TIME AND HOMESTUCK CHARACTERS FOR RUINING MY PARODY FANFIC