*A year had passed and Clark and Oliver VS. Linda and Lex are running for gay president*
Clark-
I woke up with my lover and then had a dick attack for about 4 hours with Linda… (Im cheating on Oliver!)... BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!... And I won the dick attack, since I'm a giant… ANYWAYS!… After that fun me and Linda went our ways and campaigned for gay pressy. And I went to the spa so I could look my best for my favourite lover.
After the spa I also got boob implants… YAY I'm a 32 G!
Oliver-
I love Clarky's new boobies!
LINDA/ ZOD-
YOLO
Warm sloth-
I just got out of the oven and then took a bath… But to my surprise there was a man with the most spectacular boobies I have ever seen, I asked his name and he was all like "Kent, Clark Kent" and then I was like "OMG DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!", and then he was like, "I have many boyfriends, its kinda a club, wanna join?" he said making my sloth wee-wee stand up.
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Me and Clarky have non-human sex! GAY NON-HUMANATATION SEX FOREVER.
After our sex I slothed my way to the hospital to get me and Clark some breast milk… NOM NOM NOM! DON'T JUDGE IMA SLOTH… Anyways yeah when I was getting me some breast milk I saw Tess Mercer, and she asked me what a sloth was doing here and I responded, "I AM HERE TO KILL EVERYONE!" I said, wanting to steal her boobs so I could then take her breast milk, she then spoke, "true, *Stoned voice*" as I then asked her what would be true, that little snot rocket breast milkier said "true*stoned voice*," just then I got so angry because I needed to get back to Clarky and his boobies, (we need to inject some more milk into Clark so I can drink it and lick up dat milk), so I said with great anger "Tess Mercer, well you're asking to die aren't you?" AND SHE SAID "TRUE*loud stoned voice*" ROAR!... (When I get mad I turn into a lion), so I tried to kill her but Walter saved her, I guess they kinda have a thing going, Idek but yeah, so I went back to Clarks place and he was with another man! And I'm not . sure if what I did was right or not, but we…
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