disclaimer: everyone here knows i don't own naruto...

me: dude if i had a nickel for every disclaimer i've written...

kin: you'd only have a quater (sorry if my counting is off kin...)

me: EXACTLY! and that's enough to buy me some garlic bread! mmmm bread....

kin: Yes, yes we all know about your garlic bread obsession now get on with the story...

~SS~

-yuki's pov-

i blinked twice in confusion. clearly nothing had happened to me, mei, or kin but, the akatsuki members were another story. some one had spray painted flowers on poor zetzu, and deidara was wearing bright pink clothes which read "i love redheads". kin went to deal with those two while my gaze shifted across the room to konan, pein, and sasori. i laughed lightly as pein drank coffee out of a cup which read "i'm duh boss". i sighed and saw that he had a magnets stuck to his percings. konan had only one shirt to wear and it was a horrible poster shirt of that stupid cat hanging on a branch which read "Hang In There". i almost burst out laughing as the leader commented on the shirt.

"i'm telling you that cat will never make it to friday" he muttered then took another sip of is coffee. i shook my head and looked over to sasori. he looked normal but somthing was off...i think it was his... naw that couldn't be it.... maybe! naw...

"his head is on backwards..."mei stated as though reading my mind

"no that's not it..." i muttered even though she was right. i sighed and konan helped sasori with his head. i sighed and turned to hidan who was freaking out. i then noticed he was tied to a chair. "what's with him?" i asked kakuzu who's arms were missing.

"well you see... some one stole his necklace." kakuzu answered. i nodded and turned to tobi who now had a neon green mask with purple poka dots. i sighed and sent tobi over to mei who was currently helping konan with sasori's head. i then turned to kisame who's hair was died bright pink. itachi on the other hand looked 100% normal. i stared at him for a moment after laughing at him and noticing what was wrong there was super glued his cloacks arms to the main part of his cloak in other words he could bearly move his arms. i laughed and leanded on him for support.

"your funny!" i laughed at itachi poking him on the nose. then we all walked into the dinning room and sat down.

"ok who was behind this!" the leader demanded.

"i don't know! if i knew i'd be congratulating them! it's not everyday someone mocks the akatsuki!" i yelled out as the dinning room door opened. my gaze shifted and i saw satsuki standing there holding... some papers on a clip board.

"hello..." i noticed her sinister tone. something about it was very evil. "it's your turn..." she muttered glancing between me, mei, and kin. "now your diaries were in somthing intresting 's was hidden in the bottem underware drawer of her the dresser in her room. kin's was in her tiger's cage. as for yuki's her's was more of a challage then a tiger. her diary was well... inside a fake bee hive on the roof of the house, inside of a safe with a steel lock.. not to mention the wolf she had guarding it..." she sighed and fliped her page to the next one. i was about to jump her when pein pushed me down in my chair.

"now, now she had her fun with us... it's your turn..." he said softly. i growled and stayed seated along with kin and mei.

" ok then lets get started with my dear sisters diary! dear diary: these people who kin and yuki have over are pretty cool. i really like that tobi guy... he's not the brightest but he's fun, cute, and kinda hot!" she finished and mei's head dropped as tobi looked over at her and the akatsuki laughed a little.

"next is kin... dear diary: why i'm writing in you i'll never know... i could just use a computer... anyway! deidara comented on my eyes! i hope he likes me... but if he finds out that i like him before i tell him i'll be sure to hurt yuki who will be most likley respondible..." satsuki smirked and kin sunk down into her chair. i glared at her.

"last is our dear yuki..." she began but i cut her off.

"say a word of what i have written down and i'll make your life a living hell!" i yelled and mei smirked.

"oh! i'd let her do it to!" mei said with a smirk. satsuki smiled evily and the leader pushed me down in my chair harder.

"dear diary: random quote for today is....

O'Malley: They will all taste oblivion! Which tastes like Red Bull! Which is disgusting

anyway... the akatsuki is in my house! i have to admit itachi is pretty hot... i can't believe how close we were during breakfest and paintballing! my life is complete! i have everything i want. but as far as anyone else knows i'm the strange, random chick on the group. life is good anyway thats all for now! " my head hit the table as tobi stared at mei, deidara stared at kin, and itachi glanced at me.

"consider you life hell... the second you leave for home is when your nightmares will come ture..." i muttered grabbing a box of strawberry pockey from the kitchen before going upstairs with kin and mei. once we were upstairs i growled angerily. "how could she do that!" i hissed.

"how we gonna get back at her? read her diray to her class?" kin asked evily.

"no my ideas are much cruler. they might even get mei kicked out!" i said happily.

"i agree to it if i can come live with you..." mei stated warily. i nodded and she smiled, her mother would be by shortly.

~ff to mei's mom comming~

i walked with satsuki down the stairs knowing she was a biter. she had given back the stuff she took before she was about to leave.i smacked on the back of the head to piss her off and she bit me as we entered the livingroom where her mom was waiting. her mom laughed at me as satsuki drew blood. i screamed in fake pain and satsuki let go and laughed. i noticed she had accidentaly bit open her lip and thought for a moment

"What the hell you little brat!" i snapped and kin came over with some bandages for the wound. satsuki's mom laughed at me as i was bandaged up. "now you've done it!" i yelled winking at kin and mei.

"oh shut it you slut!" her mother yelled back at me and i growled.

"lady you might want to have your child tested as soon as possible because i've got HIV" satsuki began to cry already knowing what that meant. their mom looked horrified and even mei looked a little shocked. mei's mom grabbed her child and ran out to her car with satsuki and her baggage. i smirked and slammed the door shut.

( i know thats really mean and everything but it was the only thing i could think of! please don't kill me kin!!!! *cowers in a corner* )

"y-you don't really... do you?" mei asked in a shakey voice.

"naw! your sister just got me into a really bitchy mood..." i hissed at the door.

"note to self: never get yuki in mood that bad..." kin muttered. i nodded and walked to the kitchen and saw the akatsuki sitting in there eating a few boxs of pocky.

"OUR POCKY!!!" we screamed and grabbed the remaining boxes of pocky then ran into the woods followed by the pocky crazyed akatsuki members. "spilt up!" kin called out and i jumped into the trees while mei went right and kin went left.i glanced down and saw deidara and tobi go after kin and mei. i looked behind me to see the stoic uchiha gaining on me. i ran faster and hid the pocky and turned to face him hands in a defencive position. i growled and lunged at him. he caught my fist and spun me around.

"i regret nothing! i lived as few men dared to dream!" i yelled and confused itachi. i then spun out of his grasp and blocked a punch he had sent at me. we continued to fight over the pocky. i was matching him hit for hit which was very intresting. i gasped as he began to make hand signs. my eyes widened as fire flew towards me. i jumped backwards at an alarming rate and flew into a tree. i yelped as i heard a crack. i laid my left hand on my right rib and whimpered. in a second itachi stood infront of my glaring at me.

"where's the pocky..." he asked coldly.

"it's just food you bastard!" i yelled in pain

"your weak..." he muttered and began to walk away.

"NO SHIT I'M WEAK! I'm not like you! i'm not meant to be freakishly strong!" i yelled standing up and slowly walking forward. he turned and glared at me.

"AH!!! OH GOD NOOOO!!!!!"i looked to my right and saw mei running from tobi. i quickly reached out to help her but i colapsed in pain from my rib. mei stopped running and came over to me.

"GET BACK HERE WITH TOBI'S POCKY!!!" tobi yelled angerily. an evil aura surrounded mei and she glared back at tobi.

"do you mind... i'm trying to help my friend..." she hissed angerily. tobi shivered and ran away crying. " you ok?" she asked while helping me up slowly. i winced and shook my head.

"i think i broke a rib..." i muttered slowly

" TO THE HOSPITAL!!!" kin yelled out poping up randomly

" we'll have to drive..." mei muttered thinking to her self aloud

" TO THE TRUCK! DEIDARA!!!!" kin yelled out and the blonde popped up

"yes? un" he asked. kin lifted me up and put me on his back. his eye twitched and i smacked him over the head.

"ON-WARD PATSY, TO THE TRUCK!!!" i yelled as he ran to the truck.

-ff to the next morning-

i glared at my alarm clock as the song "numa numa" rang out from it. i tossed it across the room and slowly got up. my hand reached over to my bandaged side. i quickly got dressed in a black tank top and a pair of black yoga pants. i put int my contacts and walked to the kitchen. i walked past the akatsuki who were sitting at the table in the dinning room when i heard...

"YUKI-CHAN~ COME JOIN US!" tobi yelled i glared at him super evily and the whole room went quiet...

"she really isn't a morning person..." mei stated.

"or an afternoon person, or even a evening person... she's more or a night or murder scene person!" kin said happily.

"i find that hard to believe..." i heard the leader say as i got my pain meds from the coubard.

"it's true! one time she made little pancake people and squirted ketchup on them as she stabbed them with her fork while laughing evily..." mei said cheerfull while eating her lucky charms. i poured myself some water and downed my meds then headed upstairs to the secret room only i was able to get into. i walked inside and sat in my kick ass been bag chair, it was all bean baggy but it worked like a recliner! it was sweet! i walked over to my x-box 360 and put in halo3. i grabbed my black controler and put on my ear piece. i made sure the room was sound proofed and everything then turned it on. the halo music blared threw the speakers. i went on x-box live and fought with a guy called "KrAzY gLuE" i glared at him as i fought with my black sparten. he kicked my ass with the guns but i kicked his in the swords round.

"good game..." i muttered to him then signed off. i pulled off my ear piece and put everything in their chargers. i then left the room and ran to my bedroom and got dressed in a pair of black capris and a blood red tank top. i grabbed my i-pod and put on my black zip-up sweater and black running shoes. i walked into my bathroom and put my hair up in a high ponytail. i then ran down stairs and opened the front door. i smirked as the sun beams broke threw the misting clouds causing rainbows.

"where are you going?" a voice asked from behind me. i turned around and saw the leader.

"for a run, and your not going to stop me!" i yelled at him then ran out the door putting my head phones on. i then chose my song and sang along with it.

"Now that shes back in the atmosphere

With drops of jupiter in her hair, hey, hey

She acts like summer and walks like rain

Reminds me that theres time to change, hey, hey

Since the return from her stay on the moon

She listens like spring and she talks like june, hey, hey

Tell me did you sail across the sun

Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded

And that heaven is overrated

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star

One without a permanent scar

And did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there

Now that shes back from that soul vacation

Tracing her way through the constellation, hey, hey

She checks out mozart while she does tae-bo

Reminds me that theres time to grow, hey, hey

Now that shes back in the atmosphere

Im afraid that she might think of me as plain ol jane

Told a story about a man who is too afraid to fly so he never did land

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet

Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day

And head back to the milky way

And tell me, did venus blow your mind

Was it everything you wanted to find

And did you miss me while you were looking for yourself out there

Can you imagine no love, pride, deep-fried chicken

Your best friend always sticking up for you even when I know youre wrong

Can you imagine no first dance, freeze dried romance five-hour phone

Conversation

The best soy latte that you ever had . . . and me

Tell me did the wind sweep you off your feet

Did you finally get the chance to dance along the light of day

And head back toward the milky way

Tell me did you sail across the sun

Did you make it to the milky way to see the lights all faded

And that heaven is overrated

Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star

One without a permanent scar

And did you miss me while you were looking at yourself out there"

i sang loudly as i ran away from the house. i ran beyond the gates of my house and towards the town. i gasped for air as i stood infront of a starbucks. i walked inside and got myself a ice-cap. once i had my ice-cap i began to walk back to my home.

-to kin!-

kin stared at the group of akatsuki members with a slight glare

"you had to show tobi lego didn't you mei" kin said glaring at mei who was currently in a corner playing with lego trying to ignore tobi's continious yelling.

"you like tobi!!!"tobi yelled at mei and she sighed. tobi hugged mei and smiled. "HUG TOBI BACK!!! tobi won't let go till you hug tobi back!" tobi yelled at her. mei glared at him and tried to shake him off. deidara walked into the living room and smiled at kin who was currently sitting on the couch. he sat beside her and smiled.

"you're kinda cute kin...un" he said to her kindly. kin blushed lightly and walked away

"i'm not listening..." she muttered to herself. she continued to walk away when deidara grabbed her arm.

"stop pretending you don't like me, un" deidara said then hugged her lightly before walking away. kin shook her head and saw kisame walking towards the livingroom.

"hey kisame, where's itachi? i haven't seen him all day and yuki's out running..." kin stated.

"he's in his room working on a jutsu to get us back home." kisame stated as kin nodded. then walked up to her room to draw in her art book.

-yuki's pov-

i took in a deep breath as i walked inside the house and pulled off my head phones. i walked up the stairs and headed to my room only to run into itachi on the way. he smirked at me and i just walked past him coldly. i walked to my room in a daze and opened the door to see kin sitting on my bed

"kin?" i asked "what are you doing here?" she looked up at me and i noticed that mei was also in the room.

"yuki... good your back.." mei muttered with a slight smile.

"what's going on..." i asked glancing between them

"well yuki you see..." mei kin began but mei cut her off.

cliffy!!!!!!

me: i'm so evil! i know.

kin: it's just a cliffy... it won't kill us...

mei: thats what you think...

itachi: i'm glad there's a cliffy now i can go get some coffee...

kin: O.o

mei: o.O

me: ^_^ can i come?

itachi: sure...

me: AWESOME!!!

itachi: someone has to pay for it

me: oh... T~T