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Miroku: Well, that last chapter was good.
Sango: What did you say you lecherous monk?
Mir: I was only saying it was good. Kagome's butt was so soft...
San: You BASTARD! POW!
Shippo: Do you all have to fight?
Inu: Yeah. Besides, Kagome's butt is mine.
Kag: Inuyasha...SIT!
THUMP!
Demkra: Uh... let's get back to the story guys...
All: (bickering at each other)
Demkra: Uh... guys?
No is a dirty word
Never gonna say it first.
No is just the thought that never crosses my mind.
Maybe in the parking lot
Better bring your friend along.
Better all together than just one at a time.
S is for the simple need.
E is for the ecstasy.
X is just to mark the spot
Cause that's the one you really want.
Yes, sex is always the answer
It's never a question cause the answers yes
Oh the answers yes.
Not just a suggestion
If you ask the question then it's always yes.
Yeah.
-S.E.X. Nickelback-
Chapter four. Myouga and The Village of Ghosts
Looking up at the horizon, Kagome quickened her pace. 'Man... Its gonna rain soon and its getting dark. I hope we find a village to sleep in. And, I need a bath, I stink!' Since the entire ruckus about the Feudal Era, Kagome hasn't bathed in two days. She had dirt and blood on her and she couldn't take it. She wanted to go back and get some shampoo, but Inuyasha said that they had to find at least two shards of the jewel before going back. She sighed and kept walking.
Up ahead, Miroku crept silently near Sango. He rubbed her butt and got hit by the hiraikotsu. A big bump formed on his head as he was left on the side of the dirt path. Sango puffed and walked off, not bothering to help him. Kagome felt bad for Miroku as she helped him up. He looked into her eyes and said, "Thank you." Kagome nodded then felt a hand. She smacked him and walked off. 'Maybe I don't feel bad for that womanizer...' Kagome thought bitterly.
"Man! Can we please take a break? My paw pads are killing me!" Shippo complained. Inuyasha blew and picked him up. The little kitsune smiled and thanked him.
The sky turned dark with rain clouds. Kagome cried out as rain started to pour down hard. Kirara ran off, Sango pursuing her. "Wait Kirara!" The rest of the gang followed. Inuyasha was the last one to follow, having to throw Kagome on him. 'Women...' he thought.
The winds were howling with rage. Kirara kept going east. Sango was close behind, but couldn't see her. "Kirara! Where are you?!" she yelled out. She heard a very feint mew, then kept on walking. 'Where could she be going?' she thought. Then, she ran into something hard. She saw stars and fainted. Miroku came along next and found her lying in the mud. He sat down beside her and studied her face. 'Hmm... Looks like she ran into a house.' he thought as he felt for a house. Bingo! He found a house and took Sango in. He shut the door and laid Sango down gently. He waited for the rest of the gang, but they never showed.
Around five minutes later, he couldn't take it no longer. He had to fondle Sango. He reached out and touched her breasts. 'Oooh... so soft...' he smiled. His smile came to a halt when a hand collided with his face. He was knocked clean across the room and hit the wall. He gasped in pain and keeled over. Sango got up and looked at him.
"You perverted monk! How could you do that? Especially when I was out cold!"
"Sorry... I couldn't help myself..." he rubbed his cheek. Sango gave him one last cold look then changed the subject.
"Where are the rest of us?"
"I really don't know. Maybe they found a house and took shelter in it. We'll look for them tomorrow."
Sango sighed and found some hay to lie in. She gave him some hay and made him go on the other side of the room to sleep. He whined then complied.
"Look! Theres a house!" Inuyasha yelled over the rain. Kagome looked up and saw a black shadow. Shippo jumped down and opened the door. It was a horse barn. They barged in and shut the doors. They gave a sigh of relief and turned around. Behind them, was a horse. He was black with white paint drops everywhere. He snorted and said, "You human. What is your purpose here?" Kagome was about to reply when Inuyasha stepped forward. "We needed shelter from the storm. Why do you ask? You plan on killing us?" The horse blew and retorted, "No. I just want to know. I am Tsurumagumi, the great horse of the Northeast plains." Kagome stepped up and said, "You're a beautiful stallion. I am Kagome Higurashi and this is Inuyasha and Shippo. We were wondering if you have seen a two tailed neko in here." Tsurumagumi nodded and looked toward the big haystack. There, in the middle of it, was Kirara, snuggled up sleeping. They smiled then walked over. Kagome made everyone a bed and they turned in for the night, hoping to find Miroku and Sango tomorrow.
Miroku got up in the night to use the bathroom. He couldn't go outside because the storm was too bad, so he had to use a pitcher that was half filled with water. 'Good. Maybe the smell will be less.' he thought as he peed in the pitcher. He walked back to the bed and laid down.
Sango was snoozing soundly, dreaming of killing Naraku, when she felt a hand running down to her front. She was about to smack when the hand retreated, then walk where Miroku was. Sango got up and grabbed her boomerang and popped the 'sleeping' monk. He woke up with a cry. He looked innocently at her.
"What the hell was that for?! I was sleeping! Why did you pop me on the head for?" he asked. "AS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU PERV!" she yelled. He looked confused. 'But... how... did...wait... I sense a presence unknown!'
"Sango! I didn't do it! There is a strange presence in here, I know it!" Sango smirked. "Yeah, right you dirty old man! Keep your hands to yourself next time!" and with that, she laid back down. 'Damn... I ain't did nothing... but... that presence... is it in my mind?' he thought as he laid back down.
Almost five minutes passed, when a hand touched Sango again. 'Zzz...Huh...What the hell?! He's trying it again! This time, I'll bash him real good.' she thought as she got up once again. She raised the hiraikotsu over her head as she crashed it down on him. He must have known this, since he got up real quick and leapt away.
"What did I tell you monk! Leave me alone! I am trying to get some sleep! Next time, I won't be soft!" she yelled at the confused monk. He once again told her it wasn't him, but she only snickered and went back to her bed. 'This time, I will stay up to see if I touch her...' he thought as he propped up on the wall.
Almost an hour went by, and Miroku was getting tired. He tried to keep his eyes open, but he fell asleep. Almost instantly, he was awakened by the boomerang on his head.
"QUIT TOUCHING ME YOU PERVERT!" Sango yelled.
"I didn't do anything! I was watching you to see if I did it and I must have fallen asleep! Please, you have to believe me!" Sango was getting tired of his old joke. She raised the hiraikotsu again to strike. The monk sidestepped as she brought it down. It hit the floor, cracking it a little. She looked at him and said, "THE NEXT TIME YOU TOUCH ME, I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU! THEN, YOU WON'T HAVE TO THINK OF THE WIND TUNNEL SUCKING YOU UP!" she sat the boomerang down and went in the next room. She came out a second later, holding the pitcher of water that he peed in.
"Uh... I wouldn-" he started to say. Sango looked at him with raging eyes, and then proceeded to drink it. She spat it out, gagging.
"What did you do monk? Did... DID YOU PEE IN MY WATER!?" she screeched. Miroku just stood there silently.
"Well, now I will kill you if you touch me again." she said eerily as she sat the pitcher down and went back to bed. 'Dang... she is highly pissed... I better not fall asleep again or my head will be cut off.' he thought as he sat five feet away from her eyes. 'I got an idea. I will pretend to fall asleep. Then, if it happens, I will throw purification salt over her, thus revealing who the culprit is.' So, he pretended to yawn and cocked his head to the side, eyes barely closed.
Sango felt the hand again. 'THAT'S IT! I WILL KILL HIM THIS TIME!' she thought as she opened her eyes. What she saw made her shiver. 'What?! He's right over there! That must mean what the monk said was true!' Before she could move, the monk splattered her with purification salt. She gagged as something else gagged. She turned around and saw a human rubbing his eyes. 'So that's who was doing it!' she thought.
"You there, swine! Why are you doing this! Answer me!" the monk said. The human looked at him and smiled.
"So, you can see me? Well, that salt does work. I am a ghost. I was killed by a demon. I used to be a prankster. So, when I seen you, I thought of a dirty trick to play on you two. It worked. I wanted this woman to kill you, then, I could kill her. I wish you were still unaware of me though." he said. Sango got up and yelled, "Why would you want to kill us?!" The ghost smirked and replied, "Because I also used to be a killer. I slaughtered plenty of innocent villagers. But, I will kill you."
'What? Wait, something is strange about this human. He doesn't seem like an ordinary human.' Miroku thought as he asked, "You. Something is strange about you. Why do I sense that you are not ordinary?" The ghost laughed hysterically and answered, "So, you have done it again! Yes, I am not an ordinary human. I am a sage. Now, how do you want me to kill you? Slowly, or quickly?"
"What? You are not going to kill us!" Sango yelled. The sage smiled and started to chant something. But, before he could do anything more, Miroku pushed Sango out of the way and yelled, "Wind Tunnel!" The cloth that hid the wind tunnel slid off as a humongous wind formed. The sage gasped in shock as he was dragged in.
"Curse you monk!" was the last thing he said before disappearing into the hole. Miroku closed up his hand and looked at Sango. "See? I told you I didn't do it! You owe me something." Sango nodded and hugged him. He was surprised, then said, "I meant an apology, but this will do nicely." His hand slid down. Before he could grope her, she smacked him. "Oh no you don't. Now I can go to sleep. Stay away from me now." she said as she went back to sleep. Miroku just smiled and went back to bed.
Kagome cried out. Inuyasha woke with a start and grabbed the Tetsusaiga. "What's wrong?!" he asked frantically. Kagome slapped her cheek. When she removed her hand, a flea flew down in her hand.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S A BUG! AHHHH!" she screamed. Inuyasha put up his sword and walked over. He stared at the flea. Inuyasha laughed and said, "That ain't a bug. It's Myouga. He's my guardian, but runs off at the slightest hint of danger." Kagome just looked at him like he was insane. 'A flea for a bodyguard? What the hell!' she screamed in her mind.
"Then why did he try to suck my blood?!"
"DUH! HES A DANG FLEA! THEY SUCK BLOOD MORON!"
"Inuyasha..."
"Uh..."
"SIT!"
POW!
"Did I miss something here?" Myouga asked. Kagome sighed and turned over. Inuyasha was up after a few minutes. He didn't say any more for the fear of being 'sitted' again. He looked over at Myouga and told him the story. He nodded and said, "So, we have to find this demon called Naraku. Hmm... He must be strong."
Kagome got up and walked to Tsurumagumi and asked, "Do you know anyone called Naraku?" The horse sighed and said, "Sadly, yes. He destroyed our home and killed countless others. My son, Kiromagumi, was slaughtered by him. I have been searching for him since to kill him. That's why I lived in this village for awhile, thinking that he would strike it." Kagome wiped a tear from her eye. "I'm sorry you lost your son. We are trying to kill him too. We also have to gather shards of the Shikon jewel. I don't know why but I sense one here. We can't look for it until morning though..." the horse nodded and walked toward the door.
"I will look for it. This storm is nothing compared to what Ive been through. I will be back shortly. And, he disappeared into the storm.
Kagome then took out some of the food that Kaede had given them. She gave Kirara, Myouga, and Inuyasha some and they ate in silence.
'Hmm... Wonder where Sango is?' Kagome thought.
'I wonder when Kagome will accept me...' Inuyasha thought.
'When will I taste that delectable human blood again...?' Myouga thought.
'...mew...' Kirara thought, frowning.
'...where am I? Wait... this is my dream...but...why is it so dark? What?! There are dead bodies everywhere! OH MY GOD! My new friends are some of them! NO! Who killed them?
"Heh, I did you pathetic monk!" a voice laughed. He knew who it was then. It was Naraku. He appeared a second later, in his white baboon costume.
"Damn you Naraku!" Miroku yelled. Naraku snickered. "Don't be impressed by your wind tunnel monk. Soon, you will suck up everyone in it. And I didn't kill them. Look on your hands. He looked down. His hands were covered with blood. His staff was bloody too. 'No! I didn't kill them!'
"Sorry, but you did." Naraku's laughter flooded his dream. He held his ears and screamed, "NOOO!"
"Wake up Miroku!" Sango yelled, shaking him. Miroku woke up. His eyes were filled with terror. He looked at Sango and hugged her. Sango would have smacked him, but he looked so frightened. Sango hugged back.
"Tell me what happened." Sango said softly. Miroku sniffed, and said, "I dreamed that I killed you all. And Naraku laughed. He also said I would suck you up in my wind tunnel soon." Sango nodded and replied, "You know you will never do that. I know you. You are a good monk. Naraku wants you to think that you're bad. Don't let him get to you." Miroku looked into Sango's eyes. "You really mean that?" She nodded. He smiled then asked, "Well... would you bear my child?" Sango's smile faded. She looked at the monk and smacked him. 'Guess that means no...' he sighed.
Tsurumagumi started to head back to the barn. 'Guess I can't see the jewel like that miko...' he thought. But, something caught his eye. Something was lying in the mud. As he walked to it, he seen it was a demon. He looked at her and picked her up. She was still breathing, but only barely. Tsurumagumi walked back to the barn. He opened the door and walked in. Kagome gasped as she took the youki from his back. She laid her down in the middle of the barn and made a little fire. She told Inuyasha to get some water, just in case the fire burned down the barn. He nodded and grabbed a big pitcher and ran outside. Kagome took out some white box with a red plus sign on it. She undressed her and found a big gash under her breasts. She got out an ointment spray and some bandages. She sprayed the area well and wiped it clean. She sprayed it one more time, and then wrapped the bandages around her.
Inuyasha came back in when she finished. He walked over and grabbed his red kimono he left in the barn. He gave it to Kagome for the youki. She dressed her and laid her down next to the fire.
"Who is that?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome shrugged. "I don't know. Tsurumagumi, do you know who she is?" The horse shook his head. "No, but judging from the black hair with neon blue highlights, red markings, wolf tail, and a blue tear drop on her forehead, I'd say she is from the north."
"Well, I guess when she wakes up, she'll tell us."
Thirty minutes later, she started to move. She winced in pain as she opened her eyes. She had beautiful yellow-blue eyes. She looked around and tried to get up, but the pain was unbearable. She laid back down.
"Don't try to move around much. Tsurumagumi saved you. We dressed your wound and gave you this red kimono from Inuyasha. Tell me, what is your name and how did you get that awful gash?" The youki looked at her and said, "I am Lady Izumi, from the north. I came here in search of the Shikon jewel so I could slaughter a terrible demon named Naraku. When I came to this village, Naraku destroyed everyone and tried to kill me. The last thing I remember was him laughing and walked off. This wound is bad and will take a few days to heal. Tell me, what are your names?"
"Well, I'm Kagome. This is Inuyasha, the dog hanyou, Tsurumagumi the great horse from the Northeast plains, Shippo the little fox demon, and Myouga, the flea. We are also looking for the jewel so we can kill Naraku. Hey! Why don't you join us? We are a cool group for you and you will love Sango and Miroku when we find them."
Lady Izumi looked at them and finally said, "Ok. I will join you. And you can call me Izumi if you want. We aren't in the North, so it's perfectly fine." Kagome smiled and nodded. 'Wow! I can't wait for Sango and Miroku to see her!'
Miroku and Sango were asleep again. Miroku wasn't really asleep, just resting his eyes. He was about to get up when a hand rubbed him. He turned and looked up. There, he saw Sango. My, she was beautiful, standing over him like that. He smiled nervously and asked, "Sango, why are you up?" She got down on her knees and kissed him. He was flabbergasted, but kissed her back. 'Dang... I must be good' he thought. They kissed for a few minutes, and then a hand appeared on her butt. But, she didn't smack him. 'Wait... is this really Sango?' he thought suddenly. He slowly brought his hand toward the purification salt. He grabbed it and threw it at her. She hissed and showed her true form. It was a huge anaconda snake. It squeezed him as it said, "Sss. Ssso, you revealed my true form eh? No matter, I put a barrier up ssso that woman can't interfere. I will kill you and sssuck your blood." 'Ugh! I-its crushing me... I can't breath...' he thought as he seen stars. He went limp as he blacked out. The snake laughed and prepared to eat him when a boomerang soared past. It hit the wall.
"What?! How did you break from my ssspell?" it asked. Sango brought out poison powder as she said, "I am not weak like you, you demon!" She threw the poison powder. The snake released its grip from Miroku as it started wheezing. Quick as lightning, she threw Miroku in the next room, grabbed her hiraikotsu and swung it at the snake. It chopped its head off as it cried out. Then, the lifeless body turned to dust. Sango went over to Miroku and studied him. 'Good, he's breathing.' she sighed in relief. Miroku opened his eyes and looked at Sango.
"Sango... how..." he managed to get out. She put her finger on his lips and whispered, "Shh. Don't try to talk. You almost died out there. I killed the thing, so we are fine." Miroku nodded as he slept into a deep sleep. Sango stared at him. 'Hes kinda cute...' she smiled as she laid down in her bed again.
Sunlight peeked in through the window. The storm was finally over. Sango woke up and shielded her eyes. 'Man, the sun is bright...Wait! The sun!' Sango lept from the floor and grabbed Miroku. She danced around the room singing about the sun. The monk was confused, then got the idea and danced with her.
After dancing, they walked out. There were pools of water everywhere. Sango looked at Miroku and said, "Let's look for them." He nodded and walked off.
Meanwhile, Kagome woke up. She saw the sun and squealed. Inuyasha's poor ears almost blew up with the noise. He looked and saw what she was happy about. The sun was finally out. He smiled and woke up everybody.
They walked outside, with Izumi on Tsurumagumi's back. They decided to look around for the rest of the group. It wasn't long until they found each other.
"Sango! Miroku! We finally found you!" Kagome yelled. Sango and the monk smiled at them, then seen the strange youki. "Who is that?" Sango asked. So, Kagome told her. When she was done, she seen that the monk was holding Izumi's hand.
"Will you bear my child?" he asked. Izumi turned red and screeched. Sango took hold of his ear and pulled him back.
"I am sorry that this perverted monk said that. He always asks anyone he can to bear his children." a mad Sango said. Izumi nodded and looked up.
"We need to get going. We can't stay here to rest. We will rest in a village without ghosts." Inuyasha said. Everyone agreed.
"Well, bye Tsurumagumi! I hope we will see you again!" Kagome yelled as they parted way. The horse nodded and started off on his journey. 'The long road to victory is hard and painful. Be strong young ones. May your heart and courage guide you toward Naraku.' Tsurumagumi thought in his mind.
Hope all you diggydawgs like that! Review please! And, Izumi is one of the chicks off of fanfiction. Thanks, LadyIzumi101!
