"What's up, little bro?" Bro says as he walks in from the other room. He had most likely been drawing crappy comics for his boyfriend, John. God, that boy laughs at everything. timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] "Stop those Plush Rumped minions at once!" I scream with a sense of irony. Just for good measure, I add a goat bleat at the end. timaeusTestified [TT] began pestering timaeusTestified [TT] He turns around to face the door that he came through with a smirk on his face, and waves his free hand in my general direction.
"What's up? WHAT'S UP?" I glare at him behind my ironic pointed anime shades.
"You had Jake KIDNAPPED!?" I don't usually lose my cool, but at the moment, I'm totally flipping my shit.
"What's the big deal?" He says with a prickish smirk "You wanted him, practically stalked him, so I got him for you. I have no idea why you're so angry, or why YOU didn't do it."
I get up so quickly, he has no time to react. I punch him square in the face and revel at the crunch his nose makes when I break it, and watch with a sick satisfaction as the blood seeps from his nose and into his shirt, staining the already red shirt a darker shade.
"Jake is my friend. He isn't something that can just be collected."
TT: Jake says to "be snappy"
TT: Shut up
timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering timaeusTestified [TT]
He's slightly bent over, and his hand is covering his nose, but he laughs all the same.
"It's too late. They're almost here, and there's no stopping them now. You know that."
I'm shaking, my fists clenched and itching to punch him again.
"You've made it your lifetime goal to ruin any good aspect in my life that doesn't include responsibility, haven't you?"
TT: How long are you going to talk to the king of douche canoeary?
TT: Shut up.
TT: I will turn you off, I swear to God
timaeusTestified [TT] ceased pestering timaeusTestified [TT]
"You know it."
As he leaves the room, a sense of dread spreads through my entire body like ice. All I can do is sit and wait to see how Jake will react to who I am.
