Author's Notes: Be warned: There are references to various Machinimas here (DK+Dry hump. Boring rant.) and we have a little hint at one of Terry Pratchett's favorite curses. (I love his books!)

Anyways. I've noticed a distinct lack of suggestions. flowing towards me... But that doesn't matter right now. What does is the chapter. (Note I cannot spell struggling correct first time. It's annoying)


Early Next Morning
Snake and Wolf's room

Snake woke up, expecting to see Wolf sleeping peacefully in the other bed, instead he saw that his roommate, who'd recently finished recovering from Ike's attack, had been torn into neat shreds.

"Dr. Mario's going to request a pay rise for this..." he mused until he heard the shreds say, "Shut up Snake, and take me over to him, I'm bleeding to death here!"


Outside

Lethe and Persian were busy talking while Ike and Sonic had their match. When they saw Snake pulling a cart full of Wolf shreds towards Dr. Mario's building they laughed guiltily.

Snake rounded on the two cats, "So it was you two who mauled him was it?"

The two cats merely made themselves look innocent, Persian giving off a soft meow.

"Snake, ignore them! Just get me the hell to that doctor! I might die here!" Wolf shouted, though how no-one had any idea.

Lucario had recently ran up, thankfully without chocolate, and noticed Snake pulling Wolf away, "Did it work?" he asked, he was clearly pleased with what happened to Wolf.

"Yep!" Lethe replied

"It was fun too!" Persian added before the two cats gave a high five with their paws.

Next thing they knew Lethe was in Sonic's grip, while shouting, "Ike if you don't want me to beat your wife to a pulp, renounce your win!"

Ike refused flatly, still charging at the cobalt hedgehog.

Sonic kicked Lethe in the stomach, saying, "Sparta Kick!" Before trying to spinball the laguz, but was grabbed by Persian, "Sonic, That was a very bad idea." the cat pokemon said, her body moving quickly to pin him to the floor, "Because I now have a reason to do what me and Lethe did to Wolf." Persian's grin began to scare the hedgehog, "How about we play Hedgehog combat catch?" Lucario suggested, he was also grinning.

Persian hauled Sonic up and threw him up into the air, Ike jumped over the cat and smacked Sonic on the side with Ragnell before landing. Lethe, having recovered from Sonic's unprovoked attack, sprang up and spiked him, Lucario smashing him towards Persian, who followed suit and smashed the unlucky rodent towards Ike.

After four minutes Lethe smashed him hard enough to make him land on Dr. Mario's doorstep.

"Sometimes, being the fastest thing alive doesn't mean you're the best. Remember what happened when you angered Bowser?" the doctor said looking at the battered speed demon.

"All... too... well..." Sonic breathed as he was dragged inside.

Ike, meanwhile, had told the two cats about the same occurrence that Dr. Mario has spoken about.

"Lemme get this straight, When Sonic angered Bowser last, he was dry-humped?" Persian asked, close to laughter.

"Yes. It took a whole week for him to recover physically, and a further month for him to recover emotionally." Lucario said, his small mouth containing an unusually large smile.

"DK also suffered that some time ago, during one of the rare 3-on-3 matches." Ike added, "It was Bowser, MK and Peach against G&W, though why I have no idea, Olimar and DK."

"At least you didn't have to suffer being, 'Sparta Kicked' by Sonic for most of one match." Lucario said

"You survived it didn't you?" Lethe asked.

"Yeah but he was just being annoying, repeating 'Sparta Kick' every time he did his forward throw!"

Persian shifted slightly as she said, "At least we haven't been torn to neat shreds like Wolf."

Laughter arose from that.


Jungle Japes
Bowser vs. DK One stock each.

The fight had been going a while, DK managing to to corner Bowser. What the siaman didn't expect was Bowser's almost childish smile when he was grabbed by the koopa.

"Can you guess what's going to happen again?" Bowser asked the struggling gorilla.

"Oh no! Please don't!" DK pleaded.

The crowd looked away from DK's unfortunate suffering. Falco finally spoke up, "I'd be embarrassed if hat happened to me once. But letting it happen a second time, on the same stage as the time before? Now that is just humiliating."

"And hilarious." Fox added, "But doesn't this seem all too similar to that film Bowser was watching?"

"Didn't notice it. So I wouldn't care." the avian said, as the crowd looked back to see DK's body flattened against the boards.

"Another one for Dr. Mario." Bowser said throwing the pancake-like monkey like a Frisbee.


That afternoon
Kitchen

"Right, explain that again." Peach said.

"I need you to be the one to advertise some of my personal recipes." Dedede said, smiling.

"Any reason why Zelda and Samus aren't doing this?" Peach asked, realizing that the Hylian princess has just walked in.

"Samus has her hands full trying to de-scare Pikachu. And, no offense Zelda but. You're boring." Peach sighed and walked out saying, "Fine... But don't think You'll getaway with that last comment."

"Well that's one way to get her to do something." Zelda commented.

"Well I would ask Lethe but she's too new here."

"Ah... However," Dedede's look changed from a smile to a slightly scared face, "I'M BORING?" the princess shouted, her rage allowing her to fire a light arrow right off the bat, which she didn't do.

Dedede had just enough time to let out a small whimper before he was being beaten to a pulp, while Zelda ranted at him about how she wasn't boring.


Dr. Mario's study

Shouts of pain and anger began to flood the originally peaceful room, where the estate's doctor was busy sifting through medical files. He looked towards the window and muttered, "That's another one facing the 'I'm not boring' beat down rant." his voice clearly showed that he had dealt with this too many times. He grabbed Dedede's medical file and waited for the angered hylian to bring the injured penguin over.


Poolside

Samus was sitting on the poolside, watching Pikachu swimming around the large expanse of water with a smile on her face. She'd made progress with the little pokemon's fear of Lethe and Persian, but not much. She looked at the approaching four and said, "It's not a good idea you four."

"Well that's a bit of an embuggerance." Persian sighed, before the four turned round and headed towards the games building.

Pikachu had swam up to Samus, and just as he leaped out of the water, she said, "Gotcha!" as she caught him in a towel and dried him off. As soon as Pikachu was dry the pokemon lay down beside her, clearly tired, while Samus, keeping a watchful eye on the sleeping pokemon, scanned the surroundings.

There was something in the trees that was giving off a murderous vibe, even Pikachu's unconscious body felt it, causing the little mouse to tremble.

Samus picked up her long time friend and walked off to the residence building, not noticing that a lighter version of Lethe was stalking her.

Lyre had found her first prey, the little yellow bundle that the blue-garbed beorc was carrying. Before she managed to pounce she found herself being lifted off the ground, her legs flailing at thin air. She looked up and saw that another Beorc, or possibly a Heron Laguz, was stopping her. "Who're you?" the boy asked.

"I'm not listening, just let me at my prey." Lyre pouted struggling against his surprisingly strong grip.

"Can't do that, not 'till I know who you are." the boy retorted, his voice was relaxed and sounded as if there was nothing wrong at all.

"I'm not going to tell you. That's final." Lyre said, now doubling her efforts to break free.

"Well in that case I've no choice but to throw you out the estate." the boy had only to move his arm and Lyre not only stopped struggling but also began to plead with the boy, "Oh, no. please don't throw me out. Not 'till I've found Lethe."

"Well then..." the boy sighed, "Are you going to tell me your name?"

"Lyre." she muttered.

"I see. Lethe's sister." the boy then tied her by her neck ribbon to the tree he was leaning on, "Stay here." he said walking off to the games room to find Lethe. He could tell this Lyre was going to be a big pain.


A/N: As usual I do not own any of the characters in this 'fic. Yes that means I'll not be bringing any OC's in, they screw up my plans. Anyways. You may have to wait for a bit after this chapter for the next one, I've been having problems with PBR...