Holy cheese and crackers. These could seriously be daily drabbles! My mind just doesn't stop. The sad thing is, is that I have to write the summary down on paper within five minutes or I'll forget for the rest of my life... Or at least a week. XD
Disclaimer- I am seriously waiting for the day when I actually say 'Yes! I do own One Piece! In your face!'... sigh. That would be soooo cool.
4- It's all a mathematical equation!
Zoro looked down at his rope. He was supposed to cut it in ½ then again in thirds.
"Okay I get the half part, but what is a third of a half? Dammit Usopp. Why do you hav'ta go and make things so damn complicated?" He laid the rope out and found it's middle, he made a quick cut and looked at the two pieces.
"Ummmm, how much is a third anyway?" He scratched his head and tried to remember what Sanji had taught him about math.
'If your working with fractions, marimo, just picture a pie.'
'What kind?' He asked. Sanji twitched.
'Cherry if you want. Now the pie is one whole and you divide it into the amount of sections...'
Zoro drifted off into sleep.
'Dammit' He cursed himself mentally. 'I wish his lesson wasn't so boring, so I wouldn't have fallen asleep.' Because of course nothing was his fault.
He sat down cross legged, staring at the rope with a look that made it look like he wanted it to cut itself into thirds. He heard footsteps behind him. He turned around to see Luffy.
"Whatcha doin' Zoro?" He asked.
"How much is a third?" Zoro asked. Pretty stupid though, to ask Luffy a math question.
"I dunno... Why don't you just go ask Sanji?" Zoro visibly twitched. Asking Sanji for help had certain... consequences. (hint: uke)
Zoro sighed and got up. 'Not like I have a choice in this matter.'
Luffy just laughed as if he knew and walked off singing "Numa numa numa lie..."
Zoro opened the kitchen door and saw Sanji sitting at the table smoking a cigarette.
"Oi." Sanji said.
"Yeah, oi to you too." Zoro kicked the floor lightly. "Hey Sanji... ... can I ask for you help?"
Sanji smiled, in more of a creepy 'I have you where I want you' way.
"Help? With what?"
"... Math." Sanji's smiled widened.
"Sure thing! You know what that means though don't you?" Zoro glared at him but nodded his head.
"Okay then! Tell me what is ailing you?" Zoro twitched again.
"How much is a third?..." Sanji laughed.
"That's it?!? Wow this is going to be easier than I thought."
They went outside and Sanji pointed to the spots that Zoro needed to cut. Zoro looked at the rope and slapped himself on the head.
"God I'm stupid. I just had to cut it in three equal pieces each."
"No shit sherlock."
"Hey! Well if your so good at math why don't you just prove it!"
"Okay then give me a fraction."
"1/3"
"Simple 1/3 cups can equal 1 fl. oz, 2 tbsp., 6 tsp., or 30 ml. Your choice."
"T-that's different! That's food math!" Zoro stammered.
"Hey why don't you two try this!" Nami had over heard their previous conversation and went and got a couple rubiks cubes from her room. She handed both Sanji and Zoro one.
"Okay, on my count, the first to complete theirs is the winner."
"And the loser gets tied up!" Sanji yelled. Nami and Zoro glanced at him with confused looks but shrugged anyway.
"Okay then... Go!" Zoro and Sanji started working on their cubes like mad men.
"Done!" Sanji shouted!
"Woah! That's a time of 43 seconds!"
"H-hey! How did you solve it that fast?!?" Zoro asked, worried now, because he was now officially uke and tied up... Not a good combination on his part.
"Easy my simple minded nakama. It's all a mathematical equation!"
"Oh no you don't! You better not go all mathmatition on me! I'd rather face my consequences than that!" Sanji grinned evilly.
----later that night-----
Zoro was lying in his hammock all tied up and underneath Sanji.
"Hey guess what I'm gunna do now moss head?"
"Hm?" Zoro grunted.
"For making such a big fuss over that rope, I think I'll teach you a little lesson..." Sanji purred into his ear.
'Please no, please no.' Zoro thought to himself.
During their whole lovemaking session, Sanji yelled mathematical equations to Zoro, just to piss him off. That and he couldn't fight back.
'What's so wrong with having a little fun with math?' Sanji thought.
Eee hee! The funny thing is, I thought of this whole math thing, not in math class, but in english... That just proves how boring that class actually is! Thank goodness there is only 3 days of school left.
Oh and all those measurements that Sanji recites, are all correct. I always have my handy dandy dry measurement conversion chart with me! Well, actually in my kitchen... I never knew it could be useful!
