The Elder Scrolls: Korea

Batman stood silently on a pine tree in a forest overlooking some bandits. They were having a ball drinking stolen mead from the stolen cups, eating the stolen food on their stolen plate, staying snug on their stolen bed with their stolen clothing, with their stolen weapons ready to kill and steal some more. This pissed of Batman, so he glided down and kicked one, knocking him out. He then did some kungy fu shit and beat the shit out of the whole gang.

Jk batman aint in this story.

Taki stood quietly with his clan of outcasts. They were social outcasts who had nothing, but each other's friendship. In a world that left them behind, it was their friendship, their brotherhood that kept them together, it was what inspired Taki to get stronger.

"Taki ,my brother, long time no see." Said the leader of the outcasts, their clan was just called the outcasts because they lacked originality. Taki nodded, and tossed him a sack with 580 gold. The brother smiled and gave him a hug and a leg of lamb to consume, it was delish I guess. I dunno ive never had lamb.

"I'm going out again, see you later.." Taki said, turning to leave after the lamb.

"Taki wait…" A female voice called out. Taki turned to see his 6 year old little sister. She ran up to him and gave him a hug. "Please stay the night." Taki placed a hand around her and gave her a hug. "Sure I guess"

Meanwhile with korrea

Korra mastered all that the arch mage had to offer her. She went on her way to riften, at the bee and barb. She went to the argonian bitch and said "Hey, have you seen a man here? Long black hair, pale white skin, a sword that must compensate for his small penis?"

The Argonan laughed, "try the whore house down the road."

The korea went to the whore house. The whore screamed in whorror because she thought korea was lesbian, but in korea gayness means death. So korra was as straight as asami, which is to say, she was nomming on bruce waynes salami. But after she gave the description the whore laughed, "I tried to suck his dick so many times but he was so evasive, he may want some salami himself.

"he was in the bee and barb." The whore finished saying. So korra went to the bee and barb and asked the argonian bitch's husband. "oh, him, I saw him around the whore house." So korra went to the whore house and talked to a different whore.

"oh him, I seen him around, he was mostly seen at the bee and barb."

So krorra went back to the bee and barb and talked to this religious guy, "why yes, him, I think he said his name was taki. I gave him an amular of mara. I hope to see him married and have beautiful children."

"Why?" Korra demanded, angry that he should be given happiness.

"If you look in his eyes, you'll notice he has a sad soul, that begs for someone to rip that nasty blade from him and replace it with their hand."

"Ha, gay." Korra said and left.

Now back to the battlefields.

Ulfric Stormcock was praying to some white nigga named talos in his home in windhelm. Buncha' bitches if you ask me, but you didn't. this whole war started because some white guy wanted talos and no one else wanted talos. Aaayyy lmao

Anywas, back to Taki.

He woke up the next day, and kissed his sister on the forehead and left. He was heading over to Riften, he liked the bee and barb, nice atmosphere where he could relax. Nice and cozy. Like the pussy he's never fucked. Jk this guy gets laid I just don't write it in the story because he is based off of me, fatbird jj Burlington, and I don't want any bitches on my dick.

All my life that's all that's ever happened. Was bitches on my dick. I don't mind that, but I wanted love. Someone to smile to, to hold their hand and take them out to ice cream. But that never fucking happens. And it hurts my heart and makes my soul ache.

Anyways back to the story.

Taki sat in the bee and barb, drinking some beer.

"Hey, Taki, a woman was asking for you." Said the temple dude.

"What?" Taki said, gulping down the beer like the raging alcoholic the beats his wife the next building over.

"Did you know?"

"Of course not."

"Maybe you should talk to her."

"Even if I wanted, she'd fight me."

"So, why not try?"

"Try? No."

"I say you should."

"Cammie is acting up."

"Ah. I see."

"But I want to be there for her."

"Um, why don't you?"

"Stop, you'll make me regret everything."

"Exactly what I want you to do."

"I wish I could."

"So you say."

"Oh, I wish I could."

"Kat, get him anther beer" He asked a bimbo.

"Ah, I don't want another drink."

"Yes you do."