Tails' Dick said "You are a truly good fuck target. Time for me to transform back into your dick." Tails' Dick said, but the stink was so strong, Tails got his dick back, and Tails' Dick still had a body. Tails' Dick became Tails' Old Dick, and Tails' New Dick had 3x the power of his Old Dick. Tails' Old Dick decided to change his name, and started calling himself Tails Doll. "Cool. Now this is where we go our seperate ways, Tails! Goodbye" said Tails Doll and then he left. "I just had sex with my dick who transformed into a person, and now I got a new dick!" said Tails to himself. He decided to go test his new dick out on Princess Elise, a sexual babe who he always lusted for, and had sex dreams about at night. But to make his sexual experience more better, he decided to snort some Cocaine. "Woooooooooooo!" Suddenly, 20 Princess Elises came through the door of the diner, and all stripped for Tails! They did sexual dances around Tails, and shook their booty and boobies for him. This turned Tails on, and his dick turned into a sword, which he used to slash 20 Sonics. "Fuck you Sonic! How come you got to fuck Elise! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!" said Tails. Then he fucked all 20 Elises at once, because his dick split into 20 Dicks. Suddenly, Ally the Skunk's corpse rose up into the sky, and exploded, turning the world around Tails into a Sea of Rainbows, which flooded the diner. So Tails was fucking 20 Elises in Rainbows! "Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh!" said Tails. Then a gritty old sailor Knuckles rowed a boat inside the diner. Then he transformed into a giant pink beast with fangs of gold, and he gobbled Tails up! Tails met some sexy foxes inside Knuckle Beast's body, so they fucked, smoked weed, and danced, all while Knuckle Beast was digesting them! It was so sexual! Then Knuckles stomach juice killed them all! And Tails woke up from his crazy Drugdream
Sonic showed up at Rouge's house. He was holding flowers, and condoms. He knocked on the door 20 times. "Hey Rouge, come on out!" Rouge opened the door, not wearing any clothes. "What the fuck! I need privacy!" she said. "Oh, you are naked! Good!" said Sonic! Sonic leaped at her and forced his cock down her throat. Rouge cut his cock off, and jumped back. "Fuck you Sonic!" she said, and she stabbed him then threw him over a tree. "Nooooooooooooooooooooooo! My cock!" said Sonic. When she was sure he couldn't see her, she picked up his cock, and started to suck on it. Sonic's cock was so juicy, and filled with fire. It was hot, but it was his cock, so it turned her on. But then, it disappeared!
"Wtf!" said Sonic, watching his cock magically reappear. "What a crazy new cock! Knuckles must have had some good times with this thing!" said Sonic. Sonic then went to try again, on Rouge. But Shadow got in his way! "Where the fuck do you think you are going Sonic!" said Shadow. "Get out of my fucking way" said Sonic, and he stabbed Shadow. "FUCK! OW!" said Shadow, then he punched Sonic and the temple, which knocked Sonic out. Shadow, who was bleeding hard, picked up Sonic's body and ran away. "Sonic is a piece of shit! Ow! Fuck!" said Shadow. Shadow ran and ran until he could not run anymore. "Goddamn!"
Sonic woke up the next day, in the middle of the desert, laying down next to Shadow's dead body. "Cool! I killed him with my stab! But where the fuck am I!" said Sonic to himself. Sonic could not find his way out. And he could not run, because Shadow cut off his leg! "What the fuck...Arugh...What..." Sonic hopped around until he could not hop anymore. Then he crawled around until he went unconscious.
