I most certaintly feel that I must explain the following drabble to you good people. First off, I got the idea during a conversation over on a site called the-n (that TV channel. Site forums suck. 'ppl talk lik dis' and free speech does not exist. I've already gotten banned. I only remain there to spite them all and be a snarky bitch. It's really quite amusing...) Anyways, someone posted 'I know what really happens in the last Harry Potter Book!' which was, of course, false. Some people started 'speculating' on what happens and we got into a heated debate (between my 'Ron accidentally steps on Harry when Draco turns him into a spider', 'Harry becomes a circus clown' and this one.) Of course, I was inspired and thus this was born. Its a bit different from the other drabbles, but I like it all the same.
Please review...I could really use a pick-me-up, what with exams looming ahead. Any reviews are fine. So...enjoy!
RNJ
"But…Hermione…I love you!" Hermione shook her head.
"No Ron…I can not love you as well, for I am in love."
"But with who? And when?"
"Ron…its not just that."
"What then?"
"We're having a baby."
"WHAT? Who is 'we'"?
"Me and Bobo."
"Who the hell is Bobo?" his question was answered as a clown walked up to Hermione, wrapping his arm around her. He had red hair, his face painted white, and a red nose.
"This is Bobo. We met at the circus…" she said dreamily. Ron glared at Bobo.
"Well Bobo. Got anything to say for your self?" Bobo made a series of hand motions and finished with a cartwheel. Hermione giggled.
"Oh Bobo." She sighed. Ron looked back and forth between them.
"Huh?"
"Bobo doesn't really speak much." Explained Hermione. "But he loves me."
"How do you know if he doesn't talk much?"
"Oh, its obvious." Ron didn't really agree with that, nor did Bobo judging from the gagging gestures he was making. Hermione was oblivious to this…or maybe not…
"Oh Bobo…I love it when you pantomime dirty."
I had a lot of fun with this one, and I hope you had a good time reading it!
RNJ
