"Let's just smash him!"

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"Augh", Abraxas grunted as he was tossed through a portal and landed on the hard ground. "Fucking taint! The hell just happened?" he said.

Just then, he heard a loud cheer as an entire crowd of various sentient creatures screeched upon seeing him arrive.

"Good morning Abraxas!" a loud voice spoke over a loudspeaker, "Welcome to the Chaotic Arena Rumble!"

Abraxas stared up at the various creatures in confusion.

"This is some sort of gladiatorial ring? Well, shit. I'm down.", he said. "So, who am I fighting?"

"Glad you asked!" the announcer replied, "You shall be fighting our very own champion who organized this arena fight to test your skills against his might. Which of you will rise triumphant? Let's find out!"

"Are you gonna tell me who it is or are you gonna sit on the other announcer's boner all day?", Abraxas asked in an annoyed tone.

"Patience friend," the announcer said, "We have to put up your information up first."

Suddenly, a theme of some kind started playing in the background:

I've got a splitting headache
Two aspirin for the pain
I'm on a wagon rollin' like a freight train
Another darkest day
Always in harms way
I've got a new bruise swelling
Beaten by the bottle

So beautiful and so strange
Scatter all the pieces
The puzzle will remain the same
So hideous, so deranged
Running through the tunnels
Lost inside the maze

Tremble like an earthquake
Patience inside me
Crucifix of dragons
Nailed through the hard way
They won't forget me
All walls are bloodstained
As my will unravels
Broken like a bottle

So beautiful and so strange
Scatter all the pieces
The puzzle will remain the same
So hideous, so deranged
Running through the tunnels
Lost inside the maze

So beautiful and so strange
Dropping little pebbles
Locked inside of this head space
So hideous, so deranged
Winding through the tunnels
Lost inside of me
Lost inside of me

You stole the matches
You lit the fuse
You let the boilers swell
I tie the noose on you

So beautiful and so strange (so strange)
Scatter all the pieces
The puzzle will remain the same
So hideous, so deranged (deranged)
Running through the tunnels
Lost inside the maze

So beautiful, you look beautiful
And so strange, but not as strange as me
So hideous, lock the boy inside me
So deranged, locked inside by you

Lost inside of me
Lost inside of
Lost inside of me
Locked inside of

A large screen displayed his information for the audience to see as the theme played in the background.

[Name: Abraxas Blacke

Species: Godzilla/Human Hybrid

Birthplace: [DATA EXPUNGED], Death Valley

SKills/Attacks: Atomic Breath, Atomic Beam (Stronger form of atomic Breath), hand to hand combat, Choke-slam, Charged Blows, Charge Nuke.

Occupation: Princess Twilight's Personal Guard.]

Abraxas stared up at the board, his eye twitching. "What, are you a fucking stalker or something?"

"No, but your author does reveal too much information," a voice said behind him. Turning around, Abraxas saw a human of about 18 standing before him, a bit short in comparison to the large hybrid. Looking over the human, he didn't look like much of a fighter; yet the mischievous expression in his eyes seemed to say otherwise.

"I know what you're thinking," the boy said aloud, "THIS is my challenger?"

The boy laughed as a second screen displayed his own information. After studying it for a while, Abraxas looked back to TD.

"Chaos Lord? What in Celestia's great white ass is that supposed to mean? Are you some alternate form of Discord or something?" Abraxas asked.

"Somewhat," TD replied, "But I'm FAR worst than Discord could ever be. Allow me to demonstrate..."

With a glow from his hands, TD suddenly teleported a reasonable distance away and floated up into the sky as a tornado of power formed around him.

"Let's get ready to RUMBLE!" he shouted, unleashing the built-up energy at Abraxas's form. Abraxas' long black hair spiked up immediately, black/red electricity arcing across it. He crossed his arms in front of him and braced himself for the blow. His arms stung as the attack made contact. After it was over, he decided to go all out from the start, and opened his mouth wide before unleashing a devastating blast of Atomic Breath upon the poor f***er floating above him. TD placed up a shield and the blast struck it, only managing to cause several large cracks to appear on it before he made it disappear. A grin sported his face.

"Impressive," he noted, "That's probably the best I've seen yet at this thing. But, is that all you can do?"

With a snap of his fingers, a shower of meteorites appeared from the sky and flew towards Abraxas, while at the same time the ground was covered in slippery soap suds.

Abraxas tried to avoid the meteors, but he ended up slipping on the soap suds. As he looked up from his position, he had only one thing to say before the meteors crashed into his face.

"God fucking damn it."

The meteorites all fell upon him at once, causing a large explosion that made TD close his eyes. But instead of being triumphant about it, TD groaned.

"You're kidding, right?" he asked no one in particular, "That was WAY too easy. Please tell me he's still in the fight?"

Just then, Abraxas rose from the crater, dark electricity arcing all across him. He planted a foot into the ground and launched into the air. He grabbed TD by the face and focused his radiation output into the palm of his hand. After half a second, he detonated it causing a series of small, but powerful explosions to blast TD's face, causing the Chaos Lord's body to spasm and twitch. He then threw TD into the ground and landed on TD's back with his knees, before flipping off of him and assuming a fighting stance.

TD didn't move for a while, but then his body glowed and he rose from the ground as if nothing had happened.

"Yes!" he cheered, "That's more like it!"

Lifting his hands, he fired a burst of red lightning at Abraxas, while simultaneously causing a clone of himself to appear behind the giant hybrid and release a second burst as well. The two bursts collided with him midway, causing a small explosion.

"Ooo!" TD winced in mock sympathy. "That was quite shocking!"

Abraxas was officially tired of TD's shit. Without breaking eye contact with the real TD, he grabbed the clone behind him and ripped it in half before throwing the pieces at TD and charging at him. TD may have been shocked, but he still waited until Abraxas was almost on top of him before shouting "Psyche!" and teleporting behind him, followed by a quick electric jolt once more. This time, the lightning was more intense and the duration of the attack lasted longer.

"You know you really shouldn't be trying to kill me," TD said bluntly, "The idea is not to kill in this fight. Seriously, you probably traumatized someone in the audience." He then thought for a second. "Oh who am I kidding? As long as you don't kill me, it's cool. I'm not trying to kill you if it helps."

Abraxas took the hit to the back and stumbled a little. He gave a small chuckle and said, "Gotchya Bitch" before detonating the radiation trail he left behind, with TD right in the middle of it.

"Oh for the love of-" TD managed before the radiation exploded in his face again. He stumbled back and shook his head. "I'm almost about to just end this in the blink of an eye... Emphasis on 'almost'."

With a cackle, he lifted his hands and the light around them suddenly darkened. His hands glowed with power and he stared at Abraxas intently.

"Try this on for size!" TD laughed, before firing a beam at Abraxas from his hands. Abraxas bent over backwards, dodging the beam, and charged at TD, bringing his fist up under his chin, uppercutting TD into the air. He then launched himself into the air and threw TD back onto the ground of the arena. He raised his hands into the air and a large black ball of swirling energy formed above him. It grew to an enormous size, nearly dwarfing the arena and its contestants. Abraxas whispered one thing under his breath, "GGgetrekt420blazeit360noscopefgt.", before bringing the Charge Nuke down on top of TD.

"Huh," he said after it finished, "I'm glad they have audience protection barriers."

"And I'm glad it usually takes a lot more than that to kill me," TD's voice said from behind as a stabbing pain erupted inside Abraxas's head. TD reappeared nearby with his hand outstretched towards the man as he held him in place with his powers, completely immobilizing him.

"I'll be honest," TD spoke, "I tend to hold back more than I let on. In truth, I could've killed you before you even had a chance to blink. But then again, where's the fun in that?"

He abruptly released Abraxas from his magical grip and held out his hand, giving a smile of congratulations.

"Gg, mate," the Chaos Lord said cheerfully, "And thank you for the fight. It was amazing!"

As if on cue, the crowd cheered loudly and the announcer spoke up on the intercoms again.

"Congratulations Abraxas! You have successfully held your own against the champion in the arena! Well done!"

Abraxas grinned at TD. "Yeah, you fight like a dirty little fucker, but what other way is there to fight? And ya gotta admit, I scared the shit outta you when I ripped your clone in half, but to be honest I wasn't sure that my plan with that was going to work. I thought you were going to read my mind and avoid the radiation trail."

"I try to avoid the mind-reading part," TD explained, "Especially if I'm not trying to kill someone. Chaos... is not very flexible on what that does to people. However, now that you mention it, I should've used some kind of prediction spell." He shrugged. "But hey. You did good. And if you're interested, I'll throw you a little deal like I did with the previous champions."

"Hmm?",Abraxas hummed, "What kind of deal?"

"See the VIP booth?" TD asked, pointing to the booth in question. In the booth, which was rather large, Abraxas could see the last three champions: a wolf Faunus, and two humans. The three of them were commenting to seven equine figures that sat in the booth beside them.

"In case you're wondering," TD spoke up, "The figures you're seeing up there are the Elements from Equestria, Starlight Glimmer, and the champions; Luna Greyback, Richard Liu, and Artilis. And you can sit with them and watch the next fight that comes around if you'd like. Plus, I may throw in a rematch or a pairing round. So, are you in?"

"Sure," Abraxas said, "But don't get mad when I give the next contender some outside help."

"Care to clarify?" TD asked, getting a curious look in his eyes.

"I might toss them a weapon or item that could be of use... or I'll just blast ya cuz' I'm a major dick," he said with a laugh.

"Well, what a coincidence!" TD chuckled, "Because the next round will be one where the contender is permitted to ask for help from one of the previous contenders, aka you and my friends up there. Be warned though, you're only allowed to help them by giving them a weapon, a new power, advice, or all three if you're that desperate to see them win." He grinned. "Who knows? Maybe it'll give them a better edge on me."

Just then, the announcer called out, "Clear the arena please! The next contender will arrive shortly!"

"Well TD," Abraxas said, "Good luck on your next fight. And if we ever do have a rematch, I'm not holding back."

"Just keep in mind, that Twilight up there is NOT your version of her!" TD replied with a smile, then turned to where a portal was opening up across from him.

Ready to take on the next challenger...


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