Starry Luna's Skies! Lilac thought. This is much frickin' worse than what happened when Diamond Dogs attacked!

Soldier snarled at the night pony. "You. Young blue bitch." he said,seething. Lilac,who hasn't seen the mercenary this angry,has just heard a sound which was,even is she didn't know it,was music to her ears.

Beep Beep *chrr*

"Sentry, goin' up." Engineer said,a vicious smirk on his face, explaining the AKM's (Automatic Killing Machine) power.

"Dispensa'?" Scout said,pulling his bat from his back,obviously panting from running all over the field.

Engineer smiled,thinking of Applejack. Annoying,but def'nitely sweet, like Scout.

Pinkie Pie...

Scout brightened,and a maniac grin crept on his face.

"Pinkie Pie's Party Cannon with a Dispensa'..."Engineer heard what he said,and his eyes widened in both surprise and wonder.

"What?"

"Ah think maybe y'all can tell me what the holy shit are ya goin' ta do with mah Dispensa'?"

"Mm...fair point. Ya see,Pinkie's Party Cannon can launch things far away. So, if we combine the ammo from dat Dispensa'..." Scout smirked, and Engineer understood.

"Sure." Engineer said.

"If yuir done with yuir conversation,bloody help yuir teammates!" Demoman yelled.

"Yeah, right." Scout snapped,grabbing the Party Cannon from SugarCube Corner.

The streamers Pinkie loaded along with the ammunition were iridescent,and Scout smirked, knowing the effect.

"Hahahaha! You fools! You cannot stop me!" Nightmare Moon's voice echoed around.

"Especially if I make a Nightmare one of your strongest!"

Lilac gasped and snarled. "Nightmare Juggernaut...she's going to turn Solly..."

"I am PAINis Cupcake. I will EAT you." the newly-formed Not-Soldier said,almost catatonic with joy.

"Great. He's back." Sniper said,sneering at it.

"I know something." Lilac said quietly.

"Wha'? Lassie, war question: if yuir in a battle, and ye know a tactic, what'd ye do?" Demoman asked.

"I'd tell my teammates about it." Lilac said,and knew what Demoman was up to.

She went up to Painis Cupcake, and smiled.

"Hello. My name is Lilac Dew." she said, and with a loud BONK!, Painis Cupcake was out cold. Lilac was about to bonk him with the frying pan again when she saw the eyes weren't as abnormal as Painis Cupcake's were.

"Wha-"

"Soldier?"

"Fuck..." Lilac said,and the mercs gasped.

"What? Even ponies curse."

"I'm goin ta Twily's house and see if dere are any attacks on her." Scout volunteered. Lilac sighed. She knew that she won't win this fight.

"Careful, Scout. Sometimes things are best be left alone." Lilac warned.

"Tick Tock, goes the clock, let's see how you go.

Tick Tock, goes the clock, white flowers down with you."