Title: Life of a Hardy

Author: JeffroMattyHardy

Disclaimer: Let's see…I own…Alexis Michaels…Caden…and Madeline and Ruby. I own all those. Nothing else.

Summary: Sequel to D Generation X v. 2. Alexis is pregnant and it doesn't help her situation that Legacy just doesn't want to leave her alone. Jeff tries to be there for everything, but it's hard when he still has to work. Will Alexis be able to manage on her own? OC, slash, language, alcohol

Barbeque with family friends was awesome! Croquet, badminton, and lasso toss. So much fun:)

And I messed up Alexis's weight in the 3 previous stories, so I'm gonna go through and fix that.

Thanks to everyone that liked the name of Alexis and Jeff's child. I want to name my son that, too.

.*.

Alexis hummed softly as she gently rocked Caden back and forth in her arms, sitting in her and Jeff's locker room. He was about 4 months old now and so far hadn't really been a problem with the lifestyle that Alexis and Jeff lived. He was in a black onesie with Alexis's design on the front with a blue blanket wrapped around his body.

"Well, you look just precious."

Alexis frowned and held Caden close to her chest as Wade walked into the locker room with Michael and Harris flanking him. "What do you want, Barrett?" she growled.

"Our match is tonight, Hardy," the Englishman said with a grin. "Are you ready?"

Alexis couldn't help but smirk at the question. "If I win, though," she said, "you leave me alone."

"Deal."

~.**.~

"Jeff!"

Jeff walked into his locker room. "Yeah?"

"You need to watch Caden while I go fight Barrett," Alexis said, pulling on a Rocker shirt. She was already in her boots and her newest pair of pants.

"Hello, baby," Jeff said with a smile as he pulled his son out of the car seat sitting on the bench. "How are you?" Caden giggled.

"He's been fed and he should be okay during my match," Alexis said.

"Who're you fighting?" Jeff asked. He sat down and gently bounced Caden in his lap.

"I already told you this. I'm fighting Barrett because apparently the game of the locker room is 'Who can hurt me more?'."

~.**.~

We could leave this world, leave it all behind
We could steal this car if your folks don't mind
We could live forever if you've got the time…
I'm the only friend that makes you cry
You're a heart attack in black hair dye
So just save yourself and I'll hold them back tonight

"Introducing first, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at 115 pounds, the Rocker, Alexis Hardy!"

Alexis ran out on the stage with the biggest smile on her face. She hadn't competed in a little over a year and she was ready to go again. The crowd screamed when she came out, her music pounding through the arena. "I can't believe it!" King said with a grin from the announcer's table. "She's back!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, it's been a year since Alexis has even competed in a ring," Michael commented. "Will she even be able to keep up after all that time?"

"You bet your ass I can keep up," Alexis grinned as she slid in the ring under the bottom rope. She balanced herself on the turnbuckle and smiled out at the crowd.

We are one
We are one
We will fight together
Number one
Number one
The chosen one

"And her opponent, representing Nexus, Wade Barrett!" Lilian announced as Wade walked toward the ring with the rest of Nexus on either side of him.

"Keep your little lackeys out of the ring, Barrett," Alexis growled as Wade climbed into the ring. "This is between you and me."

Wade just laughed. "I don't need them to beat you, Hardy," he laughed. "I will make you a part of Nexus by myself." The bell rang.

The two immediately locked up, Wade getting her in a headlock first. Alexis moved back and bounced off the ropes, pushing him away. The blonde fell to the ground when he came back and leapt over him when he came back yet again. But when he came back for the third time, Alexis was ready. She stepped to the side and caught the leader of the Nexus with a Sweet Chin Music that had the whole arena chanting her name. She quickly covered the Englishman. 1…2…3!

"Here is your winner, Alexis Hardy!" Lilian announced.

Alexis was on her guard as the other 4 members of Nexus slid into the ring after the bell rang. "Stay away from me," she growled, holding up her arms in preparation for a fight. "I beat your leader fair and square. You have to leave me alone."

"Get her," Wade said, spitting blood out of his mouth; a side effect from the kick. The Nexus started closing in on her when a pounding rhythm beat through the arena.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Jeff came out on the stage with a microphone in hand, Caden in his other arm held close to his body. "You see, Alexis isn't the only one who'd want to kick your ass." By this time, Jeff had walked down to the ring and stood in front of the announcer's table. "Hey, Jerry, help me out a bit."

"Sure." King stood up and took Caden out of Jeff's arms, sitting down and bouncing the baby boy a bit.

"Now, Nexus, you're going to fail like you always do."

Jeff slid into the ring, he and Alexis immediately attacking the 4 other Superstars in the ring. It wasn't long before the entire Nexus retreated backstage. Alexis slid back out of the ring and walked over to the commentators. "Thanks, Jerry," she said with a smile as she took her son back.

"We are amazing," Jeff said with a grin as he got out of the ring as well.

Alexis laughed.

~.**.~

Alexis smiled as she gently sat Caden down in his car seat, kissing the top of his head. She frowned when her phone started ringing the standard ringtone for unknown callers. "Hello?" she asked as she answered.

"Nice match you had there."

Alexis immediately froze at the voice. It was the same voice she heard every time she closed her eye. The same voice that threatened her time and time again. "Orton," she growled.

"Ah, so you do remember me," Randy said. "Thought you'd forgotten about me." He laughed. "I'm not that easy to get rid of, Michaels." Alexis's grip on her phone tightened. "Cute little son you've got there."

"You stay the fuck away from him, you sick bastard," Alexis growled angrily. "You so much as touch him and I will rip your throat out with my bare hands."

"Strong words from a slut who'll spread her legs for anyone in the locker room," Randy said.

Alexis slammed her phone shut before she could hear anymore. Her hand clenched tightly around the electronic. She just yelled out in anger and threw her phone against the wall as hard as she could. The electronic smashed into pieces the minute it connected with the concrete, Caden starting to cry. Alexis immediately moved over and pulled her son up into her arms, gently rocking him to get him to stop crying.

"I'm sorry, Cady," she said softly. "I didn't mean to scare you."

"What's wrong?" Jeff ran into the room, looking around. "I heard something crash and then Caden crying." Alexis looked over at what remained of her phone. "What's that?"

"My phone," the younger blonde said in a bitter tone. Caden started to quiet in her arms. "Orton called me."

"What did he want?" Jeff asked, kicking the door shut with his foot.

Alexis shook her head. "Nothing," she replied. "Nothing you need to worry about."

Jeff frowned, but he didn't press the issue, looking back over at the phone. "Looks like I know what I'm getting you for our anniversary," he joked. Alexis smiled.

.*.

This is fun. I love writing with infants. They just make stuff all the more interesting.

Ugh…I feel like shit yet I'm going out and doing things. What the fuck's wrong with me?:(