Sorry I wasn't able to update in time. I spent a few days out with no internet connection. Also, the next update will be late because I'll be in Disney World! I'm planning on taking a picture on Splash Mountain with my sister and I playing Connect 4.

I could've updated yesterday, but I just got the Brotherhood OVA DVD, so...hey, it's too awesome to wait to watch it! It features Roy Mustang rapping!

I don't have access to the exact dialogue for nearly all of these scenes, and since I want to get this done quickly I'm not going to go watch every episode I mention.

Anyway, I don't own anything but the list itself.

Spoilers in number 47.

37.) I will not ask Scar to do a Joker impression regarding his own scar.

"You wanna know how I got these scars?" Scar growled to Edward as he slowly approached the young alchemist. "My brother, was an alchemist, and a heretic. And one day, Solf J. Kimblee goes off crazier than usual. Brother gets his alchemy to defend himself. Kimblee doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes his palms to each other, laughing while he does it. He turns to me and says, "Why so SERIOUS?"

Unfortunately for Scar but fortunately for the Elrics, Ed and Al had sped off while Scar was distracted.

38.) If I burned down my own house, I will not be reimbursed by fire insurance.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR POLICY DOESN'T COVER THAT?" Edward screamed at his agent, only being restrained by his armored brother holding his arms behind his back.

39.) Gluttony's stomach is not the Chamber of Secrets.

Rumble...rumble... rumble. Ed's eyes darted left to right, and he transmuted his arm into a fearsome blade. "Hey, did you hear that?"

Ling nodded, though Ed wasn't even looking at him. "What could it be-" Suddenly, an enormous black creature slithered out from the shadows, teeth bared and eerie red eyes gleaming with blood lust. "ED! Cover your eyes! It's a basilisk, it could turn us into stone if we make eye contact!"

Ed did so as he back-flipped away from the creature's gigantic tail swishing toward him, but he still shouted, "What about you? You didn't cover your eyes!"

"YOU KNOW MY EYES ARE ALWAYS CLOSED!"

40.) Greed cannot freeze himself in carbonite, Han Solo-style.

"I normally don't use my entire shield because I don't like to cover my beautiful face..." Greed sneered at Ed as he gaped at Greed's spreading Ultimate Shield. "But come on! What do you think?"

Ed, as usual, had his quick wit and tongue ready for action. "Did you have debt issues with Jabba the Hutt?"

41.) I will not kill Father with a Death Note.

Hohenheim leaned back in his chair once he closed the notebook of death. Mission accomplished.

Thousands of miles away, Father died being strangled to death by a feather boa. No one mourned him.

42.) I will not confiscate Roy Mustang's ignition gloves on account of being a fire hazard.

Hawkeye hoisted all the locks she had purchased onto the table and clicked each one onto the desk drawer, sealing the ignition gloves within.

"Lieutenant, you're overreacting-" Mustang tried to defend himself.

"You set Edward's braid on fire, sir!"

"It looked like hay for a bonfire, in my defense!"

A gun in the face was enough to shut the Flame Alchemist up.

43.) Just because Izumi Curtis has dreadlocks does not mean she will bake me "special" brownies.

Greed eyed the newcomer with disdain. "What are you, a cousin of Bob Marley?" he taunted.

WHAM! Izumi's eyes seemed to be brimming with rage as she roundhouse kicked Greed into the far wall. Edward watched in awe.

"Never mind..." Greed moaned. "You're definitely on steroids, not weed."

44.) I will not make Armstrong a judge on America's Next Top Model.

The host smiled cheesily at the camera. "Let's see what our judges have to say about LeFay's outfit-"

The wannabe supermodel was promptly engulfed by ridiculously muscular arms and bishie sparkles, nearly breaking every bone in her body. "OH, LEFAY, YOUR PERFORMANCE WAS SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL, BUT YOU LACK THE MUSCLE DEFINITION NEEDED FOR TRUE BEAUTY!"

"Let...go!" LeFay barely choked out.

45.) I will not set Barry the Chopper loose in a sorority.

"It was an accident!" Falman had explained, though Hawkeye suspected he had been attempting to film his own B-list horror movie.

Barry was having the time of his life...as disturbing as that thought is.

No snobs were harmed in the making of this chapter.

46.) I will not make a military personnel yearbook, complete with superlatives.

"HOW IS 'MOST LIKELY TO MOVE TO THE SHIRE' A SUPERLATIVE?"

...Come on, we all know who said that.

47.) -Roy Mustang will not be voted "Most Likely to Plot an Uprising."

Flipping through the old yearbook Hughes had made for him, General Mustang smiled at his own superlative. "Wasn't that the truth..."

48.) -Alex Louise Armstrong will not be voted "Most Beautiful."

When the word that Armstrong had won this had spread to the Northern Wall of Briggs, Olivier Mira Armstrong could resist facepalming. "I think I need a drink..."

No Alphonse in this one...sad day, huh.

Which was your favorite? Mine was probably 37. For more information on Edward's fight with insurance companies, please refer to "Edward Elric Buys life Insurance" because I am a self-advertising douche bag.

Hey, has anyone ever taken a Myers-Briggs test? If you did, what were your results?