'PREPARE TO DIE DOCTOR WHO' said Mickey loudly
Then, jsut as he was a bout to pull the trigger, mickey throo his gun to the ground.
'sumthing abot this smells like dalek shit. roree, if you love matt smith so much, why do you want me to kill him?' mickey said while holding the gun to rore's hed
'It's liek the passenger song goese' said rory, truning the gun bak on mieky
'only kno yu love him when you let her go' sung rorey butifully
'k' said mickey
just then, michel saw doctor who and amy pond having seks and he starrted sicking in disgusst. in fact, he was so sick he explodded. but where pieces of micke once were, a cat randomlly appearred. it was an inkredibly massive cat. it had eyes the size of relly big eyes and a head the size of amys brests.
"That is quit a big cat" sed amy
"no shit sheerluck" seid rore
then, all od a sudden, benedict cucumberpatch came as sherlok homes and said "THAT'S A MASIIVE FUCKING CAT" and disapeared.
The cat opend its moth and started suking docktor who and amy and rory in to it's mouth and started flyin into space. tHe doctor who was sckared. he was so scared that he started shitting inside amy's ears (time loard biologie). When suddenly they landed on a planet clalled JUpiter. Dr hwoo didn't like jUpiter very muhc. (SEE CHAPTER 1). you are now going to find out whi.
the time team (HAHAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID THERE HAHAHAH ROFLCOPTER) left the cat spaceship through teh cat shitting it out.
"oh no" said the doctor while tears where streaming down his fayce "this is worse than i eckspekted"
"what is it" sed amy
"yeah what is it" said rory, trying to hide his massive, ereckt peenis
"WE'RE ON THE PLANET OF THE SHITTY KITTIES." said the doctor quietly.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" said the doctor as the camera went closer up to his face.
TO BE CONTINUED (PLS REVIEW)