Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts

I can't believe it's already been nearly two years since I updated. Wow, this is a little embarrassing especially seeing as I have no excuse. Well, this year will be different because I made a resolution to update every two months (don't you love how I waited until February 28 to update). As I procrastinated, I don't have anything good to upload so this is a compilation of random stuff I've been working on but didn't finish because I got lazy, lost inspiration, or lost focus.

Enjoy!

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Riku in Wonderland

This was supposed to be part of Chapter 5 for When the World Stops Spinning but I can't figure out how to put the story together so likely I'm going to redo the whole plot and not put this in.

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Sora knew he shouldn't laugh. After all, he and Riku are in a highly dangerous situation. They are in their greatest enemies' lair where uncountable evil beings were arriving at in proximally thirty minutes. However, all those frightening facts didn't stop Sora from doubling over when he saw Riku in the skimpy little girl's blue dress and blonde wig.

Riku, unlike his positive best friend, did not find his situation humorous at all and sat on the regal blood-red bed with a large scowl on his face. No this was not funny to Riku Umino at all.

Choking, his voice cracking, "I'm not sure which is worse. How you look or how all the evil old guys will think this is hot!" Perhaps saying that was being suicidal especially with the dark look Riku was giving him … and now he's getting up … and getting his keyblade out.

Sora quickly scampered to the other end of the room and held up a tomb in front of him for protection. Hey, those old books had to have some use right?

Luckily for Sora, a knock sounded from the direction of the door, stopping Riku from castrating his cruel friend.

Calling back his keyblade, Riku looked even more annoyed at telling whoever was at the door to come in.

Maleficent, in an elegant black dress, came in. "I see both of you are prepared for this evening's musical." Her eyes roamed over Riku's ruffled blue dress and Sora's bunny outfit, which by the way is so much manlier than a dress despite what Riku says on the matter.

"As both of you are ready, we shall go down to the stage. The guests are going to arrive soon and I know they are looking forward to the show." Maleficent grinned a cold, sadistic grin as she turned out of the room.

Sora threw the tomb that he just now remembered he had onto the bed and followed the witch and Riku out of the room.

Backstage was interesting to say the least. Maleficent made full use of her resources and also forced Pete and many heartless to help out with the torture/production.

Sora fought a grin when he glimpsed at Pete wearing a long red and black dress. It was kind of scary to see that there were many similarities than there probably should be between Pete and the manlady who usually wears those clothes.

Various heartless scurried about dressed in different colored rags. Sora stopped in place to gape at a neoshadow decked in a top hat and long green jacket. Riku, noticing his friend lagging behind, grabbed him by one of his long white ears and pulled him along.

Jerking out of the older boy's hold, Sora huffed as he wondered how the production was going to go seeing as all but three characters are mindless heartless. 'Well, it shouldn't be that bad,' he reasoned, 'the musical is made so that only us three say or sing anything so all the heartless have to do is get up there and get off when they are told to by Maleficent … it's still weird.'

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I Will Survive

I received a request to write about a gummi ship ride with people screaming and I will fulfill that request soon. This may or may not be in it.

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"First I was afraid. I was petrified. Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong. I grew strong. I learned how to carry on and,"

"Sora. Stop singing!"

Still gripping his "microphone," Sora twisted in his chair to glare at his grumpy best friend.

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Prompts

There's a Spring Kinkfest on LiveJournal where every few months people put prompts on there and other people either make a drawing or a fanfiction based on the prompts. I have never participated in this but when I got bored a few months ago I made a few prompts with the format used on the Spring Kinkfest (characters involved – kink – plot). Some of them are funny so I'm putting them up here. If you want to use them than please tell me first so I don't put it up on the Kinkfest if I ever decide to do so.

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Riku/Roxas/Sora – jail – "You know guys, this is a good way to see what kinds of friends we are. You see a good friend will bail –"Shut up Sora!"

Riku/Roxas – tied up – Roxas was supposed to forget everything once he arrived in Twilight Town. Oops.

Riku/Roxas – cookie cutter – "And how exactly did you hurt yourself using a cookie cutter."

Riku/Roxas – sexual fantasies – "For the last time, I wasn't dreaming about having sex with Sora. It was with Sephir – I mean no one!"

Roxas/Xion – first time – "Was that supposed to happen? That felt – oh shit – is that blood."

Sephiroth/Riku – spanking – "Think of this as a father-son activity." "You are one fucked up father." "See, now that attitude is how you're in this situation young man."

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Sasuke

Yes Naruto fans, I mean Sasuke Uchiha. I have very recently become a fan of Naruto (more specifically Sasuke seeing as that's the only character I like) and it didn't take me long to try to combine my two favorite fandoms. This was written on a whim when I suddenly got a burst of inspiration. If I ever finish When the World Stops Spinning than I may work on this

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The sky rained fire and the ocean swept up in a mighty roar to crush all those unlucky enough to be near. A small black-haired child tried not to notice or care because it will be okay. It's okay that half his family is dead; killed by his traitorous older brother. It's okay that his father took him away from his cold village after the massacre only to bring him to hell. It's okay. It's all okay.

Sasuke dug his head deeper into his running father's chest. He could hear his father's strong, soothing heartbeat.

Thump thump thump thump.

Nothing matters. This will pass. Don't panic.

Thump thump thump thump.

It's all okay. It's all okay. Sharp noise of an object cutting through air. A cry of pain. It's okay. It's okay!

Eyes squeezed shut, Sasuke screamed when he felt him and his father going down. The child stayed still for a few seconds cuddled in his safe, warm cavern until he realized that his protector isn't getting up.

"Dad." A nudge in the chest. "Dad." A shove this time. "Dad!" Sasuke began banging his fists on his father's chest worriedly.

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The Light Never Had a Chance

I read this line in a fanfiction by Talinsquall and for some reason it stuck with me. I don't really know where I'm going with this.

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"The Light never had a chance.

Although the hero of light is coming

He will lose everything he holds dear

Then finally he will leave at his own will." A shadowed figure loomed over the peaceful beach, looking down at a young boy. The shadow stayed for a long time but no one noticed. Finally, the shadow disappeared leaving only a scrap piece of black material onto the sandy floor.

A young boy sat up quickly, tiny grains of sand digging into the palms of his hands. What a weird dream.

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I hope you enjoyed the little I did in the past two years. There are ten months left so I'm going to try to upload at least five more times this year. I hope I can do better than a compilation next time…

Thanks for reading!