Dear Diary,

Yes, skipper stole my diary. I went to his hq to get it back. And they really didn't want me to get it back. There were lazers, fire, and sleeping gas. Fortunately, they didn't guard the off switch.

So, I guess I can't tell you about what happened with jimmy no fingers. Good story though.

I cornered private today. I made him tell me about skipper's nightmare. He hesitated for a little, but then I waved a peanut butter winky in his face and he caved.

He said that it started on a normal day in the zoo. And then the scy started to go dark. All of a sudden a wolf would come. The wolf would come and corner all the penguins. Then the wolf would kill Kowalski and Rico, and then corner Private. Skipper would try to save him, but then Private would turn into this weird monster. Skipper and Private would fight, and then Skipper would get banished from the zoo. So skipper would be sitting on the edge of the zoo when a little penguin would come up. The litle penguin would hug skipper then disappear. And that's when Skipper would wake up screaming.

After he told me, it got pretty awkward. So I asked what his nightmare was. He walked away right after I asked.

Tommorrow is gonna be an awkward movie night. Especially because now Kowalski knows I like him. Or liked him. I've gotten over my crush for him and moved on to Skipper. Shut up. I can change my crushes.

Dear Diary,

I am so freaked out.

Today I went to the penguins place with three movies I knew they would hate. (the last song, the back up plan, and camp rock 2) When I walked in, I saw rico trying to kiss skipper!

Skipper was playing poker with Private. And he was pushing rico back while rico had his 'lips' puckered. Private wasn't paying attention to them, only to his hand. And Kowalski was hiding something behind his back. Which meant it was both dangerous and illegal.

"Rico!" I yelled, "What are you doing!"

Skipper was the only one to look at me. He shrugged and said, "He's tring to kiss me." It was weird how calm he was. Made me mad.

"Why?" I asked, still looking at rico who was still trying to get a kiss. Skipper shoved him again. And this time rico fell to the ground and stayed there.

"When we were younger," Skipper started, "Rico always kissed Kowalski and Private when they were scared." He looked at Private, then at Kowalski teasingly.

"He only kissed me for a year," Kowalski announced.

"Really?" Skipper taughnted. "I thought it was two years. And three for Private."

"One and a half." Kowalski said, sounding embarressed. I gigled a little and he looked at me with a hurt face. So I threw Miley Cyrus right at him. Well, her movie anyway.

"But rico never got one kiss from Skipper," Private said, he still hadn't looked at me. I think he felt bad about selling out Skipper's secret to me. "And rico could never live with that."

Skipper looked at Private, confused. But he continued the story. "So now rico will try to get a kiss whenever he can."

It's a long story about what happened with the movies. So I'll tell you later.