SORRRY ALL FOR NOT UPDATINNNG.

but I was all out of wack and dried out of all imagination. This is just a summary/note. oh, btw, when I first wrote this story, i was also very confused. Just to clear some things up:

HARRY is a slightly gay, metro, but still preppy in a girly sort of way.

HERMIONE is an emo goth. So she cuts, listens to mcr, and wears all black. But I guess shes not REALLY emo cuz of the all black thing. But anyway

RON is a plain gang banging tizight phat gangstA. rap, hippity hop, baggy rags, guns, doggin&decking and the whole cohunda.

DRACO- is a dumb jock who's secret fetish is pokemon cards. mommas boy

LUNA is a dippy hippie

PERCY is a nerddd but he's a TA and is a sissy. Percy befriends a asian muggle 7th year. You can guess how it'll go.

GINNY is the only relatively 'normal' one, but she has her secrets too.

I don't know who to make the really bitchy, queen bee character so msg/review me.

There will be a new character named RICO who is flamboyently gay and verry attracted to Harry.

This story is very stereotypical and is just for laughs so please don't get offended. There will only be one stereotype based on race: Asian but I will not put what nationality. I myself am Korean and if you feel offended tell me and i'll take it off. Help me or guide me in the right direction if I get some stereotypes wrong like the harry thing. Cuz sometimes I'm just out of it and cannot think.