and for the misunderstood,in the previous chapter,Kanda and Allen didn't really 'do it',Lavi just made that up. Right after Kanda accidentally planted the hickey on Allen,he hurriedly left the room.
Just in case somebody thought dirty XD
Main chapter in this chap: CROSSALLEN!!
Warning: Pervy Cross, and horrible grammar...and spelling...
Disclaimer: If I owned dgm,I will probably ruin dgm,then you won't like dgm,dgm will be upset,and dgm will commit suicide and die,'cuz nobody watches dgm...
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"Huh?HUUUUUH?!K-KOMUI-SAN!!WHAT DID YOU SAY??Don't tell me...TH-THAT RED-HAIRED-NO-GOOD-DAMN-WOMANIZER is...is...BAAACK??"
"If that's how you address General Cross Marian, then yes."
"Hmm. Did someone mention my name?" came a smooth voice
"Oh, speak of the devil..."
Cross was already at the door, looking at the three. His vision focused on the cute white-haired teen amongst them, his eyes sparked and almost immediately, he dashed to her and took her hands.
Wait...is it just me, or are those pink hearts I see in his eyes?
"And who's this curvy little thing?" True, Allen-chan really was quite curvy. "Wait...that scar and that hair"
"Um...General, that's your own student you're hitting on..."
"M..M...M-Mas...ter?" said the trembling Allen.
"IDIOT DISCIPLE?!"
(and so...)
"So, my idiot disciple will be a (totally hot) girl for about a month?"
"Yes."
"I see..." Cross leaned towards Komui and whispered to him, "Good job !"
"I HEARD THAT." Allen crossed her arms, "Why did you come back anyway?"
"Why not? Aren't you happy that your dear Master came back"
"'HAPPY'? Heh-heh...'happy'? WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'HAPPY'?! DO I LOOK 'HAPPY'?! I DON'T LOOK 'HAPPY!
WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT I'M 'HAPPY'?! 'CUZ I'M SO NOT 'HAPPY' AT ALL!! HOW CAN I BE 'HAPPY' WHEN YOU HAVE ALL THOSE FUCKING DEBTS ON YOUR TAIL FOR ME TO PAY WITH MY OWN HANDS?! PUT YOURSELF IN OTHER'S SHOES FOR GOD'S SAKE DAMMIT!!"
"Don't be such a coward, you do that all the time."
"But...but..." Suddenly, an invisible lightbulb appeared above Allen's head .She started crying fake tears, "But, do you think I-I like it? Do you have...any idea o-of how I hated...paying your ridiculous debts? I...I...WHAAAAA(cries)!! I...I...hate you!"
Somehow, although Allen is a horrible actor, her pitiful act worked. Cross saw the (fake) tears in Allen's eyes and started to panic slightly. How could he be so curel by making a poor innocent 'girl' pay his large debts?
"Um,don't cry!...um, you don't need to pay them...err...I'll just get someone else to pay them!"
"Really?" Allen brightened up immediately and looked up at Cross with hope, 'Wow, can't believe it actually worked. Its not so bad being a girl after all...'
"Hmm..." Cross thought about it for a second and said, "But you'll have to do a little something for me"
Cross grinned evily, which sent shivers down Allen's spine. He is up to no good, she can swear.
'I've got a REALLY bad feeling about this...'
(and so and so...)
"Uh,Master, you do know that I am underaged, right?"
"Un"
"Then, why are you asking me to drink?"
Allen was sitting beside Cross on a couch, at the same place with the same servants and even drinking the same wine as General Cloud did when Cross returned from the Ark incident.
"Oh c'mon, you know how much I like drinking with women."
"Bu-But...!"
"You have two options, either wine, or debts."
"But they are BOTH horrible!"
"CHOOSE.. Oh, and by the way, that's Romanee-Conti in there."
Yep, they are DEFINITELY drinking the same wine as that time. Allen felt like jumping off a 100th storey building, she had to choose between two most-horrid-things-in-this-damn-world-in-her-opinion. She doesn't ever wanna choose 'wine', but if she chooses 'debts' , lets say that um she will have a sad sad ending...ahh,
the HECK, GO WITH THE WINE ALREADY. Allen took a deep breath, 'Well, here goes everything...' she thought 'Bye bye, cruel world...'
She took a big glup of the wine. It was terrible. The sensation of the alcohol burning her throat was worse than she could ever imagine.
"That's the way to do it." Cross smirked.
"-cough-"
"So, how was it?"
"-choke"
"Good, just drink a bit more will do."
"-cough and choke-...W-What?!There's m-more?!"
And it didn't take long before the white-haired girl got drunk.
"I...I...can drink...can still drink...more."
"Nope, that's enough." Cross smirked as he carried the drunk Allen into HIS ROOM.
In Cross's room, Cross laid Allen onto HIS BED. He reached out to the girl, he pushed away her bangs and placed his hand on her cheeks. Cross chuckled.
"You know, drinking with me isn't only thing I asked you to do." He whispered into her ear before he started to remove Allen's clothes.
"M...Master?...What are...you doing...?"
CROSS IS A PERVERT! A MOLESTER! A RAPIST! A PAEDOPHILLE!! RUN, ALLEN, RUUUNN!! Opps...ahem.
He started with the vest, then he slowly untied the ribbon on her neck (Allen is still wearing her boy clothes as it still kinda fits, well, except the hips and the chest...). But, just before he could unbutton the first button on her shirt, he froze.
Cross saw The Hickey. Yes, the hickey which Kanda accidentally planted onto her the night before.
Multiple veins popped up on his head ."What The. Fuck. Is. This?"
Cross stormed out of the room, abandoning the girl on the bed. He kicked the door open, causing the door to slam onto the wall. Timcampy was outside, as Cross had shooed it out when he carried Allen into his room. It quickly moved away as to make way for the fuming Cross to pass through. Cross was muttering something about killing the person who left a fucking hickey on his idiot disciple while he was walking. Timcampy shivered a bit.
Bad timing. Cross's eyes sparked and he turned to the poor golden ball with wings. If Timcampy could talk, it would probably 'eep'. Timcampy was going to make a run (fly) for it but Cross grabbed it by its tail.
"YOU KNOW SOMETHING." Cross said threateningly.
Now, Timcampy was trembling uncontrollably.
"TELL ME OR I'LL DESTROY YOU."
We all know that Timcampy can't die, but, if there is one person who could end its poor life, it would probably be the person who originally created it, namely Cross. Timcampy sobbed, it doesn't have a choice. It slowly opened its mouth,
and showing the video it recorded last night to Cross.
"Samurai Boy..."
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A/N:-Sigh-, sorry if this chappie is crappie (lol), I really don't have much time to write it...but now that some of the exams are over, I SHOULD be having a LIIIITLE more time to write. Oh yeah, I kinda need a few suggestions on...
What would Cross do to our beloved Yuu-chan? (AND NO,IM NOT GONNA WRITE ANY CROSSKANDA)
Suggestions needed!! REVIEWZ PLZ!!
In the next chappie: Allen and Cross gets their revenge!! XD
Bye bye 4 now!