An: Okay so after that last cute chapter here is the next one. (REVISED)

Chapter 4: Teasing

When Naruto got home he looked like he was on cloud nine. Kushina was sitting on the couch for once and she was kitting, why, Naruto wasn't sure. Minato was seated beside her with his nose in Kushina's neck.

Kushina smiled at her son. "Hello Naruto, how was your date?"

Naruto blushed. "It wasn't a date," he said. His father chuckled.

"Well from the way you're acting it looks like it was a date to me," smirked Minato. Naruto glared lightly at his dad and grabbed one of the couch pillows before chucking it at his father.

"Hey!" laughed Minato as the pillow hit him in the stomach. "Be careful, what if that had hit your mother. You could of hurt your baby sister."

Naruto stopped what he was doing, as he was about to throw another pillow at his dad. "B-baby sister?" asked Naruto shocked.

Kushina blushed. "Yes Naruto. I just found out this morning that I'm pregnant. You dad is hoping it's a girl but it's to early to tell."

Naruto stood there shocked for a moment before a huge grinned spread over his face. "I'm gonna be a big brother," he said. Naruto pounced a fist into the air. "YATA!!

Gaara came out of the bathroom and looked at his friend. "What are you so happy about?"

Naruto ran over to Gaara and grabbed his hands before he started jumping up and down. "I'm gonna be a big brother!" cheered Naruto.

Gaara stuck a finger in his ear. "I see. So," said Gaara as he made the blond let go of him, "how was your date?"

"IT WASN'T A DATE DAMNIT!" yelled Naruto as he stopped jumping around.

"Seemed that way to me," replied Gaara.

"Shut up you stupid Raccoon," growled Naruto. Gaara glared at him.

"You wanna go you damn fox?"

"Bring it." Naruto hit Gaara with the pillow he had in his hand only to have the former ichibi host grab a pillow as well and start beating Naruto with it.

Kushina laughed. 'Oh my precious fox, you've grown so big and strong since you were a baby. The third hokage would be proud of you my boy," she thought as tears came to her eyes.

Minato looked at his wife and smiled at the look on her face. He understood how much she loved her son. 'When Naruto was born, was the same day the Kyuubi attacked. If it had not been for Sarutobi the village would have been destroyed… and I would have been dead. He took my place and I was able to stay with my family and make sure my son is known as a hero,' thought the proud father. Minato laughed at his son who was now rolling on the ground with Gaara, a flurry of feathers were everywhere.

"Grrr, damn raccoon, hold still," growled Naruto.

"NEVA!!!" yelled Gaara as he tried to pin Naruto down. Gaara swept Naruto's feet out from under him and pinned the boy. "Say Uncle!"

"NO!" retorted Naruto as he tried to get up.

"Say it fox!"

Naruto glared. "Never! The Namikaze-Uzumaki's never surrender!"

"Say it or I'll make you!"

"Do your worst Raccoon."

Gaara sighed. "Can't say I didn't warn you." Gaara let goes of his hands and twists Naruto's nipples making the boy howl in pain.

"AH! OKAY, OKAY UNCLE!!"

Gaara let go, stood up and brushed himself off. "Thank you." He then sat down and pretended that didn't happen.

Naruto sat beside his father and pouted.

Minato looked at his son. "Oh suck it up, Naruto. You are no Namikaze for they do not give up yet you did."

Naruto stared wide-eyed at his father. "Oh yeah, how would you like it? I bet you would give up to."

"Would not," said Minato.

Naruto pounced on his dad making him fall off the couch. "Oh really take this old man," with that said Naruto twisted Minato's nipples as well.

"Ow, ow, ow," whined Minato.

Kushina and Gaara just shook their heads and Gaara started knitting with the red haired woman after watching her for a few moments.

Hours later, once all the chaos had settled down and after dinner, the Uzumaki family and Gaara had settled themselves in the living room and had decided to watch a couple movies.

Naruto looked over at his friend. "Where are Temari and Kankuro?" he asked.

Gaara shrugged. "Temari is off some where with her boyfriend. She won't tell us who he is and Kankuro is most likely training with that girl, Tenten. They're spending way too much time together… which makes me suspicious." Gaara got up and left the house. "I'm going to investigate."

Fifteen minutes later Gaara came back looking absolutely mortified.

"What'd you find?" asked Naruto.

Gaara shuddered and sat down, staring off in to space.

"Um… okay?" said Naruto as he went back to watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Gaara snapped out of his daze just in time to see livestock being catapulted over the castle wall.

"What… the hell are you watching?" asked Gaara.

Naruto laughed. "Something funny." Naruto looked over at his parents and smiled. Minato was kissing Kushina's head gently as one of his hands lay on her stomach. Kushina had fallen asleep with a gentle smile on her face.

'My parents are so cool and mom's really pretty. This is the greatest gift I could ever have,' he thought. Naruto looked out the window and up to the stars smiling. 'Arigato!' The stars brighten before dimming again as if to say you're welcome.

A shuffling noise made Naruto look at his parents again. Minato had stood up and picked up his wife. He carried the sleeping woman to the bedroom before coming back out looking at his watch.

"Come on boys," said Minato. "It's almost midnight, bedtime."

Naruto whined but Gaara just stood up and went to his room. Naruto grumbled and hugged his dad good night.

"Night Squirt," said Minato as he kissed the top of Naruto's head and ruffled his hair. Naruto smiled at him and walked in to his bedroom flopping on the bed.

"My parents are the coolest," smiled Naruto as he closed his eyes and went to sleep.

The next morning Naruto woke up to someone moving about in his room. He opened his eyes a little and watched as his mom was putting some clothes in his drawers. Naruto smiled. 'They're still here,' he thought happily. Kushina turned to see Naruto awake.

"Good morning baby," she said as she put her basket on the floor and sat beside him. Naruto sat up and wrapped his arms around his mom's waist and snuggled to her.

"Morning Mommy," he said.

Kushina smiled softly and ran her fingers through his hair. "How'd you sleep?"

Naruto smiled up at her. "Good." He hugged her tighter. "I'm glad your still here."

Kushina laughed. "Why wouldn't I be? What's gotten into you? Are you sick?" She feels his forehead. "No, you're fine. You sure you're okay Naruto?"

Naruto wiped his eyes as they started to tear up. He nodded. "Yes Mom I'm fine. I just missed you a lot."

Kushina kissed his head. "Then no more year long trips with Jiraiya for you." The blonde woman stood and went back over to the dresser. Naruto watched his mom for a moment before speaking.

"Mom, how did you meet dad?" he asked.

Kushina stopped and turned to look at him. "How?" Naruto nodded as Kushina sat back down. "Well I met your dad while on a mission. I am not originally from Konoha. I'm from the land of whirlpool. They no longer have a hidden village because we don't have enough people but anyway. I was on a mission and I happen to run into your dad with his genin team. Part of my mission was actually to join up with a team from Konoha and Minato's team just happened to be that team. Now at first I didn't like your dad, too hyper for my taste, but after the two week long mission my visions on your dad changed. I headed back to my village but the two of us promised to keep in touch. When I found out that our hidden village was going to be disbanded I sent a letter to your father telling him that. He sent me one back saying he had become Hokage and he asked me to come live with him. So I did and things just happened from their."

Naruto looked at her. "That's it?"

Kushina giggled. "Well we got married at age twenty-one and then two years later I had you. Your father and I have been together all this time and with the new baby coming, your father is so excited. But come on time to get up," she said as she patted the boys knee, picked up her basket and left the room.

Naruto flopped back on his bed and smiled. A rustling came from his closet and just as he looked over there a red haired boy came catapulting out of the closet and landed on Naruto.

"AH!" screamed Naruto as Gaara landed on him. "What the hell are you doing in my closet?"

Gaara looked at him. "But I'm not in the closet anymore."

"…… Um are you really…"

Gaara cuts him off. "I wonder where Lee is?" With that Gaara got up and left the room leaving a very disturbed blond in his wake. Gaara stuck his head back in the room. "Are you going to see you girlfriend today?" he teased. (Girlfriend aka Hinata)

Naruto blushed. "She's not my girl friend yet damn it," yelled the boy as he chased a laughing Gaara out the bedroom.

"Yet?" grinned Gaara. Naruto blushed more and made a charging noise and attacked Gaara.

Minato came out of his room. "What's all this racket about?"

Gaara looked at him. "Your son has discovered the wonders of the opposite sex." Naruto went wide-eyed and blushed even more.

Minato became all teary eyed. "My little boy is growing up," he said and wrapped an arm around his son's shoulder. "Now Naruto, there comes a time in a man's life…"

"SHUT UP!" yelled Naruto as he attacked his father.

Kushina stuck her head out of the kitchen to see three boys wrestling and screaming in the hallway. She shook her head and went back in to making breakfast.

AN: rolls over laughing OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!! Did I actually write this?? XD Well anyway here you go chapter done. WOOT!