EDITED 3/30
Ehehe sorry, I just love the idea of Bill scaring the crap outta Dipper at every possible turn
Featuring college!Dipper
Dips
Bill
Received- 8:36 am
Hey Pinetree
Received- 8:40 am
What do you want, Bill
Received- 8:41 am
I'm pregnant
Received- 8:45 am
...You do know you're a guy, right?
Received- 8:45 am
And not even human?
Received- 8:46 am
Who said I'm male
Received- 8:49 am
But I've seen your… bits
Received- 8:50 am
From what I remember from anatomy class, you're definitely male
Received- 8:51 am
I'm also actually a triangle, in case you forgot
Received- 8:53 am
Yes, you like to remind me of that at the most inopportune moments
Received- 8:53 am
And I can change my appearance at will
Received- 8:55 am
...And?
Received- 8:55 am
And my internal biology
Received- 9:01 am
BILL ARE YOU SERIOUSLY PREGNANT
Received- 9:01 am
I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A LECTURE WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS NOW
Received- 9:01 am
IN FACT
Received- 9:02 am
WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS WHEN WE FIRST GOT TOGETHER
Received- 9:02 am
THIS IS KIND OF IMPORTANT INFORMATION
Received- 9:05 am
BILL
Received- 9:07 am
BILL ANSWER ME
Received- 9:10 am
THE LECTURES OVER IM CALLING YOU
Received- 9:11 am
BILL CIPHER ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE
Received- 9:12 am
yo dips its mabel. bill told me 2 text u this cause he cant text hes laughing 2 hard. he said ur so much fun 2 mess with? and that he needs 2 fabricate more stories like that more often. loves u 3
Received- 9:15 am
OH MY FUCKING GOD