--Two Tired Turks--: Denzel pokes sleeping dogs in the eye.
A/N: I decided the best way to go about this one was to make it short.
After a hard days work repairing the bent spinner on their flying device, Rude and Tseng were tired. Everyone had taken a trip to the helicopter to help further the Turk's effort that day, except Tifa spent most of it making lunch and snacks and breakfast, and Elena had gone to get supplies from the warehouse, and Cloud and Reno ended up babysitting Marlene and Denzel, who wanted to learn to snowshoe. Thus, Rude and Tseng were the only ones really working on the helicopter itself, and after everyone traipsed back to Seventh Heaven, Tifa took Marlene to wash her dirty hair, Elena and Reno were opening the bar, and Rude and Tseng had instantly flopped on the floor upstairs, sound asleep in minutes.
It wasn't anyone's fault that the honey and the shaving cream and Elena's makeup were found in random places. Denzel set to work right away after checking for any weapons Rude and Tseng might have easy access to after waking up.
Just as he was putting the finishing touches of a perfect shaving-cream Santa beard on Rude, there was a creak of a floorboard and Denzel whipped his head around to find Cloud outside the room, eyebrow raised. He looked at the blonde guiltily, promising to clean it up.
Two hours later, shouts, thumps, and resounding crashes came from the upstairs. Tifa, Reno, and Elena could be heard thundering up the stairs to slam open the door, revealing Tseng and Rude who resembled sticky, foamy drag queens, the shaving cream, honey, and eyeliner in their own hands. As Reno laughed and said that Rude and Tseng must have done it themselves, Elena added that they must have had some wild, kinkydream. She'd even forgive them for ruining her 50 gil lipstick.
Denzel and Cloud sat on the floor in the office, biting their lips to prevent from laughing. Denzel looked at Cloud, who brang a finger to his lips, a tiny grin escaping him anyway.
They knew they'd be roped into cleaning up, but hearing Tseng confusedly yell at Reno for the umpteenth time that he did not do this to himself was worth it.