Haruno Giselle Sakura was so excited and felt like she could do anything now that she was going to be on the Wheel of Fortune! It had been three weeks since she got the news and she had a list of instructions of how to get to the place in Los Angeles where it would be filmed. Actually, it was in a place called Culver City, a city whose name had more sex appeal than a pile of Doritos that spoiled in 1993. Haruno Sakura went up to Uchiha Sasuke's place and she jumped into his arms and kissed his strawberry lip gloss-covered lips.

"Damn, nigga, you sure are happy!" said Sasuke as he returned the kiss to her, with more strength in his mouth than a punch in the face that was given to you by some heavy-weight boxer who you insulted because his photos of him in a speedo were leaked to Food Network's website. "So, did you decide who you are going to invite to the show?"

"You, and Mom and dad," said Sakura as she nodded, her ponytail getting loose and it smacked Sasuke in the face like a walrus that just ran out of shampoo because someone from Thailand didn't get a coupon for Toys R Us.

"Don't you think that you should invite Tsunade?" asked Sasuke as he scratched his ass in front of her.

"Nigga, don't you think that Tsunade has better things to do, like buy some kitten heels?" asked Sakura. "I mean, she's 52 and has no business wearing 7-inch stilettos. Her dumb ass is gonna get arthritis or some sexy disease."

"Sexy and disease have no business being anywhere near each other," mentioned Sasuke as he punched Sakura in the face. Sakura laughed so hard and she took a painting off of Sasuke's wall that he made in third grade and smashed it on his head, causing him to roll over in laughter, more so than the time that Hinata was leaving the jacuzzi in a g-string and nipple pasties which were actually sand dollars that she found in the nearby beach.

"Yeah, you're right, I'm sorry," said Sakura as she cleared her throat. "I shouldn't have said that. But You know that Tsunade is very busy, you know. She's the first female Hokage of Dallas, Texas!"

"Awesome!" said Sasuke as he gave her a high five. "Anyways, I want to make a song dedicated to you, so come to the music room."

Haruno Sakura followed Uchiha Sasuke into the bathroom and he took out a Roland SH-1000 and he plugged it in and began to play something extremely funky and then something very sci-fi like. Sakura began to do the shimmy and her titties sounded like diarrhea escaping the anus of a turkey that was about to fly to Hungary. The music that Sasuke was playing sounded very similar to the Sci-fi music that you heard in that episode of Spongebob where Squidward was frozen in the freezer and was teleported to the future with all the chrome.

"EWW!" screamed Sasuke when he heard Sakura's nasty titties shaking. He put it back under the sink and then sat on the toilet, removing his thong and strained really loudly as he tried to make his stomach feel better because he had so many turnips for lunch. As soon as Sasuke got off of it, Sakura pulled down her bikini and took a shit on top of what was already floating in it. She laughed and then kissed the toilet tank and then flushed it.

"So, I think we need to practice some techniques about how you should spin the wheel," said Sasuke as he got out a huge wheel he made of toothpicks and marshmallows. "Okay, give it a spin."

"I can't believe that you made this for me!" said Sakura as she clapped her hands and looked at it and giggled as if someone was going to fart.

"Hold onto this and spin it really hard," instructed Sasuke as he patted his ass through his gym shorts, the outline of his thong showing through his pants.

Sakura then grabbed a toothpick and spun it really hard, and then it made clicking noises, but all of the sudden, it broke. It then exploded into 4823 different toothpicks and then they all starting flying through the air. She gasped and covered her face as they starting flying towards her and farted with fright.

"I have no jewelry!" said Sakura. "Jewelry, Jewish. I wonder if there's a connection."

"I think there's a connection between your brain and a toilet paper roll!" said Sasuke as he kissed her.

Three more weeks passed and it was a few days before Sakura would go to Hollywood to be on the show. She was so happy.