A-Hunting We Will Go
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Warning: Older T for language and violence.
Summary: A one-shot on a Harry Potter/Supernatural crossover. Set after DH and non-epilogue compliant. Set in season one Supernatural.
Harry sighed and shut the book he was reading closed. He glanced at the book and drummed his fingers against the table. They were sitting in an inexpensive hotel surrounded by several papers. He glanced across the table at his god-brother who was tapping a rhythm with his fingers and humming.
"Really, Arian?" asked Harry looking at his god-brother with exasperation. He recognized the tune he was humming and rolled his eyes at Arian. He thought it was in bad taste given their current predicament and couldn't help himself from commenting on it. He knew that Arian was bored which was not a good thing as Arian tended to be a bit of a pain when he was bored. Something Harry knew for a fact Arian inherited from his father.
"What?" he asked innocently, batting his eyelashes at Harry. Harry rolled his eyes at the older man's antics as he was quite used to Arian's behavior.
"That song is totally inappropriate." said Harry.
"Well we are a-hunting" stated Arian.
"No we're being a-hunted by a bunch of demons." said Harry.
"Same-difference" said Arian nonchalantly.
"Not to mention you just shot Sam and Dean's father!" shouted Harry.
"I told you that was an accident." said Arian defensively.
"I highly doubt that" stated Harry.
"It was just a coincidence that the gun was aimed there and besides if I had done it on purpose I wouldn't have used rock salt." said Arian.
"That's what you said the first time you did it!" cried Harry.
"Well he was fine then and he'll be fine now. I'm sure he still has the ability to perform. Besides it's not like he has any plans on reproducing anyways. I think three Winchesters is more than enough for the world to handle." said Arian flippantly.
Harry looked around as he heard the door open. He saw Sam and Dean were carrying several bags and moved over to help them. The brothers had decided to go on a food run while Aria and Harry did some research on their current hunt. They were waiting on some intel from one of
Arian's contacts and then he had become bored. Harry was glad that the brothers had returned when they did as the conversation had taken an uncomfortable turn.
"So did you find anything?" asked Sam. They were sitting at a small table that was now piled with food from the nearest diner. Harry busily took everything from the bags and dished out the food.
"Not yet we're waiting on one of Arian's contacts." said Harry as he sat down.
"So what were you talking about when we go in?" asked Sam.
"You're father's salmon swimming upstream and general ability to procreate." answered Arian candidly.
Harry then thumped Dean on the back as he choked on the sandwich he had just taken a bite of while Sam turned an alarming shade of green. Arian chortled with mirth at their reactions as Harry shot him reproachful looks. He was not pleased with Arian's attempts at entertaining himself. Arian was unabashed and Harry could tell his god-brother was getting ready to say something even more disturbing.
"I didn't need to hear that!" cried Sam.
"Oh don't be such a baby. After all you were born because your parents—" said Arian.
"I don't need to hear your opinions on my father doing the dirty!" interrupted Dean. He then tinged green as he thought about what he just said.
"Gross!" shouted Sam who was looking even more nauseous.
"Arian quit it you're traumatizing them! You're traumatizing me!" shouted Harry. He really didn't want to hear any more of Aria's opinions on John Winchester's night activities. He knew it would eventually lead to even more alarming topics. Arian could be quite randy when he wanted to be and that was not something Harry wanted to endure.
"All right" huffed Arian.
"Right now back to the hunt. From what we've seen so far I think the creature we're after is a Succubi of some sort." said Harry.
"A Succubi?" asked Dean.
"A temptress," answered Arian, "our problem is figure out exactly what kind of temptress we're dealing with."
"There are different kinds?" asked Dean.
"Several and what kills one Succubi will not kill another. So we need to find out the specifics of this demon which we can work out from their hunting pattern. My contact specializes in temptresses so hopefully it'll give us a better look at things." said Arian.
"Cool" said Dean.
"So what do we do now?" asked Sam.
"We hunt" answered Arian. He resumed humming and much to Harry's annoyance he chose the same tune.
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