Jackie: Showtime! Chapter 4!

Yami: Aren't you forgetting something?

Jackie: Huh? Oh right! I don't own Yugioh!

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One by one the lights went off in the rooms and everything was silent. Until Yugi and Tea both crept out into the hall from their rooms holding buckets of cold water.

Tea: *whispers* Got the bucket of water?

Yugi: *whispers* Yeah.

Tea: Alright you go in Joey's room, and then come back out and I'll do it to Mai.

Yugi: *nods*

He crept into Joey & Tristin's room and went over to Joey's bed. He put the bucket of water on the table in between the beds and put Joey's hand in it. Then he crept out of the room and Tea went into Mai's room and did the same thing. Then they hid behind a plant in the hallway as Joey came out yawning and headed for the bathroom in his flame swordsman boxers.

Tea: *stifiling giggles*

A minute later...

Yugi: Shh! Here comes Mai!

The door to Tea & Mai's room opened and Mai came out wearing a pink bathrobe heading for the bathroom. She was at the door when Joey opened it right in front of her. They stared at each other and then Mai looked down at his flame swordsman boxers and Joey blushed.

Tea: *whispers* C'mon let's leave them alone and go downstairs to get something to eat! *they creep away*

Joey: Um...

Mai: Er...

Joey: Uh...

Mai: Um...

Joey: Er, what are you doing up?

Mai: Uh, what are you doing up?

Joey: I asked you first!

Mai: So? You tell me and I'll tell you!

Joey: No! You tell me first I asked first!

Mai: Ugh! Joey I swear if you were any dumber you'd photosynthesise in sunlight!

Joey: Huh? What's photosynthesise?

Mai: Jesus Joey didn't you ever do your homework in elementary school?

Joey: Nope. *grins*

Mai: Ugh it's when plants absorb sunlight and...oh forget it! *awkward silence*

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Mai: Er, about today...

Joey: *grins*

Unknown to them YMerik opened the door trying to reek some havok and saw them.

Mai: *annoyed* What are you grinning about?

Joey: Oh just something Merik heard you and Tea talking about today on the ferry.

Mai: What?! We thought he was asleep in the limo!

Joey: You were wrong. *grins even more*

Mai: Holy crap! Joey I-

But Joey put his hand over her mouth, put his arms around her and kissed her. Mai was astonished but put her arms around Joey and let herself be pushed against the wall. YMerik grinned to himself, blackmail! Joey let go of Mai and smiled.

Mai: By the way, *grins* I love your boxers.

Joey: *blushes*

Mai: *kisses Joey again* Tea will be wondering where I am, I'll see you in the morning. *goes back into her room* Tea? *looks around and sees she's not in her bed* Where the hell is Tea?

Meanwhile in the kitchen Yugi and Tea were sitting down having sandwhiches.

Tea: Do you think anything's happening?

Yugi: *flushes* I don't know.

Tea: What do you think of Bambi?

Yugi: *quickly* What?! No I don't like Bambi!

Tea: *sweatmark* Er...okay.

Yugi: Oh um, *sweatmark* she seems nice.

Tea: Bakura likes her, I think Ryou does too.

Yugi: Yeah too bad. Bakura's always bossing Ryou around. *silence* Did you really used to like Ryou?

Tea: Er, yeah. *silence* But I don't anymore.

Yugi: Oh. *silence*

CRASH!

Tea: What was that? *they run upstairs, Joey's gone by now*

Ryou: *runs in* Oh my god guys help! Bakura's gone crazy in our room! He was really bored so he started levitating things with his ring and our room's a mess!

CRASH!

Ryou: Hear that?

Tea: Jesus! Calm down Ryou.

Yugi: You can come sleep in my room with Yami and me.

Tea: Yugi that didn't sound right.

Yugi: *blushes* You know what I mean!

Ryou: Thanks Yugi. *they all leave, Tea goes back to her room and Yugi takes Ryou into his and Yami's room. YMerik is still hiding behind a plant*

YMerik: Hmmm...who should I completely humiliate?

An evil grin spread across his face and he went into Seto's room. Seto was asleep in bed so YMerik went into his suitcase and rumaged around until he found a pair of Seto's boxers. He chuckled and went into Serenity & Isis's room. He silently tucked Seto's boxers under Serenity's arm and hid behind the plant in the hallway again. The same door opened and Isis came out in her white nightgown.

Isis: Huh, I thought I heard someone out here. *shrugs*

A door opened down the hall and Yami walked out in a pretty see-through white t-shirt and red boxers.

Isis: Yami?

Yami: *startled* Oh hi Isis.

Isis: What are you doing out here? *nervously draws her nightgown around her*

Yami: I was just going to get some water. Yugi brought Ryou into our bedroom because he got freaked out by Bakura or something. *notices her nightgown and blushes* Uh, why are you out here?

Isis: I just thought I heard a noise.

Yami: Oh. *awkward silence*

Isis: Uh, when did you get the tatoo on your back? I mean did you get it when you were little or when you became pharaoh?

Yami: *walks closer to Isis* When I became pharaoh, but I became pharaoh when I was 12 so. *shrugs*

Isis: Oh. *pause* Nice boxers. *smiles*

Yami: *blushes* Thanks, Yugi gave them to me for Christmas last year. *silence*

Isis: Um...so you had over 50 wives huh? When did you first get married?

Yami: Well I was going to get married when I was 10, to a girl who I grew up with and well, *hesitates and frowns* I was in love with, but then she died a month before the wedding.

Isis: Oh, Yami I'm so sorry.

Yami: *sighs* It's okay. So instead I first got married when I was 11.

Isis: I'm sorry I brought it up. *hesitates and then kisses him on the cheek* Good night. *goes back into her room*

Yami: *astonished, feels his cheek and stumbles back into his room*

YMerik: Oooh! *grins* When I tell my abiou he will not be happy in the morning! *goes back into his room*

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Jackie: Yes yes I know that was short but I'll make up for it in my next chapter.

Bakura: How come Yami gets kissed and I don't?

Yami: Haha!

Bakura: Shut up pharaoh!

Jackie: Don't worry you'll get your turn. I've gotten some votes for who Tea and Isis should end

up with...

Bakura & Yami: Who's in the lead?

Jackie: Not telling! You'll have to wait and see! Keep voting people! Also I'm gonna torture Tristin soon don't worry...

Tristin: *unenthusiastically* Great.

Jackie: *grins* Later!