Ch-4 just one average day…Maybe

Speech-"Hi"

Thought-"Hi"

Demon-"Hi"

Demon thinking-'Hi'

Jutsu-Rasengan

*Scene change, flashbacks, POV (personal over view), and lemons*

Disclaimer-I do not own this series, just the idea of my own take on the series.

Naruto stared at his fellow blond with a slight gape mouth "you want me to do what." He couldn't believe what Urahara was asking him to do, sure it won't be difficult…no scratch that it is difficult and it's something he would not go through…Ever.

"Oh don't be like that it will be easy, plus you can have Konan-san to help you with this" Urahara said waving his fan.

Naruto pinch the bridge of his nose in slight annoyance "no, I will not pose as a teacher to watch over some kid with Shinigami power and your little experiment." H e stated firmly.

"Common think-of-it as paying rent till you two have a place of your own, plus you owe me."

"Oh and what do I owe you?"

"Simple I called in a few favors and got you an editor to publish your novel, which was difficult to do considering the kind of book you want to publish" Kisuke pointed out.

Naruto sigh "fine I'll pose as the new advisor with Konan being my assistant teacher, happy."

"Yup" he said smiling victoriously. "Anyways let's change topic, you wanted to fight a hollow for what reason?"

"I want to test whether or not our Jutsu would be effective against hollows or Shinigamis."

Kisuke gain a thoughtful look before speaking, "In theory yes since Chakra, from what you told me is also comprise of spiritual energy. I'll have a hollow lure ready for you just give me thirty minutes, but what kind of hollow you want to fight?"

"Let's start with the basic hollow before we go up a tier, you know get a feel of the enemy. Also" Naruto turn his head towards his blue haired companion "Konan you'll be staying here for the remainder of the day till your body fully recovers." He spoke with a tone that left no room for denial.

Konan stoically nodded, though it only hid what she truly felt. Her body still felt weak from her chakra being taken from her and she knew Naruto would never allow risk her for anything, this fact and the fact that Konan knew the blond has feeling for her 'I do wonder when will he admit his feelings, though' she spared a quick glance towards a black cat that was sleeping on top of Naruto's head 'she could be a competition to contend with, no, I'm already ahead of her and second only to the Kurumi-san.' She already knew about Naruto's relationship with the Kyūbi.

Strangely though Konan didn't mind and she never once doubted her feeling or her ability to read people. She knew Naruto would love and treat her the way she wanted to be treated he proved that during their months of training and bonding. He just has this way of making you believe and trust him in a way that was not manipulative.

It was a certain unique characteristic and charm that Naruto has, one that captivated Konan and convinced her to stay by his side.

"Okay and you could ask the cat on top of your head for a spar to get a feel on how to fight a Shinigami." Kisuke suggested.

Naruto would nod if he could "I'll ask her later, it is rather rude to disturb someone when they are sleeping." He for one cursed at the sun for always disturbing his wonderful dreams of Ramen and Kurumi mix tighter. "Fufu is Naru-kun feeling horny again" Kurumi asked.

'No, we went at it for sixteen hours are you not satisfied?'

"I am, for now anyways. But we seriously need to talk about your Ramen fetish."

'It is not a fetish and beside you didn't exactly complain' Naruto shoot back.

"Of course I didn't, I was deep in ecstasy so I couldn't say no." she said back smoothly.

'Still I have no fetish.'

"Sure you don't, oh and Urahara is trying to get your attention."

"I'm sorry did you say something Kisuke" Naruto asked while mentally grumbling at his mate.

Said blond only sweat drop "yes I was suggesting that both you and Konan go out shopping for new cloths."

"Hmm just give me the latest catalogs of clothing for both males and females since I'm working on mastering the Banbutsu Sōzō technique of mine, you know what I'll work on that now." Naruto gently place a still asleep Yoruichi on a soft pillow before going down to the training ground. 'Let's see a hundred or so Kage Bunshin should do it, Kaguya I need you to walk me through the technique.' The blond requested.

"Fine" the former Goddess answered. "Now as I said before the technique is only limited to your imagination but the trick is that you had to have an idea of the items composition. So I suggest you start with something you are most familiar with."

A wide smile form on the blonds lips at her idea 'oh I got something hehe.'

"I'll join you Naruto" Konan said in her typical stoic voice.

Naruto blink once and nodded, he guessed she wanted to observe or do some stretches.

"So what you think of those two" Kisuke asked Yoruichi once Naruto and Konan left.

"They remind me of well me and a certain student of mind" she replied still in her cat form.

"Oh? Really" he inquired.

"In a way yes" she started "Konan acts like how my little bee doe stoic and a bit uptight, but shows emotions when Naruto is around or does something to elicit a emotion respond, just like what happen earlier. You did feel her sudden shift correct."

"Of course, though I have to give her props at how masterfully she hid it." Kisuke said.

Yoruichi nodded in agreement, "Yes and Naruto in a way is like me" Kisuke snickered at that, recalling how the two interacted last night. Which the purple haired beauty noticed, "yeah, yeah laugh it up. But I will get him even with him soon…very soon." She stated cryptically.

Kisuke shivered slightly at seeing the evil glint in her eyes and silently prayed for his fellow blond 'my friend I hope you survive whatever Yoruichi has in store for you.'

"As I was saying Naruto and me are similar in a way I can tell just by looking at him, but at the same time we have our differences. The only thing I can point out is life experience, his eyes says it all."

Kisuke nodded at that, Naruto eyes shows maturity far beyond his age and experience that comes with it. "Yes when he told us a bit of his world I can tell he faltered ever so slightly at describing certain things such as his clan, the Uzumaki. That's another thing you two are similar with, both born into a royal clan but neither acts like they are from royalty."

Yoruichi chuckled at that "well we don't have a stick up our ass that's why." She said with a grin.

Kisuke only laugh at that, "I'm sure he doesn't look like the serious type then again I could be wrong, we don't know much about him but…" he trailed off suddenly.

"But…" the cat made elaborating gesture with her paw.

"But I feel like we can trust Naruto, I don't know why though and I just meet the guy."

"I feel the same way and he didn't do anything that would affect us, otherwise we would have sense it."

Kisuke nodded "it could be an ability of his, but as you said we would have sense if he did anything. So it could just be part of his character we'll have to wait and see." He concluded before leaving presumably to work on the Hollow bait, while Yoruichi headed down to the training ground to observe Naruto further.

Down at the training ground Naruto was panting slightly but was grinning at his creation, "Konan-chan I the great Naruto Uzumaki" he started dramatically "present to you the pyramid of Ramen" he ended with even more dramatically.

Konan sweat drop at his antics and started at the ten story pyramid compose of nothing more than steaming bowl of Ramen "ain't it beautiful" the blond said sniffing slightly and wiping a stray tear from his right eye. 'Something must be really wrong with Naruto-kun' the bluenette thought.

"My, what's this" the two former Elemental Nation ninja turn their heads and saw Yoruichi, in her human form, who was grinning in amusement.

The smile on the blond only grew "allow me to introduce to you the great pyramid of Ramen haha."

Yoruichi chuckled at that "is the Ramen edible?" she asked.

If it was possible the smile on Naruto's face was near face splitting "yes, yes it is" he channeled a bit of his chakra into his feat and took a ramen bowl from the top of the pyramid before he touch down near Yoruichi "try the food of the Gods my dear Neko-chan, courtesy of yours truly." He with benevolence and had this strange glint in his eyes.

Yoruichi eyed warily at the bond for a second before accepting the food and took a bite, her eyes widen "this taste amazing" right after she said that she started devouring the ramen like she hasn't eaten in years.

Naruto clench his fist and had a proud expression on his face 'another brought to the greatness that is ramen.'

Konan inwardly groan a bit 'oh great' she thought drily and decided Naruto need something else to concentrate on other than his food fetish "Naruto-kun now you have the handle on how to use the technique. I suggest you try making weapons or clothing."

That snapped the blond out from his current state of mind and nodded "yes, you correct Konan-chan. I try clothing."

Naruto in haled and exhaled to focus his mind Banbutsu Sōzō. There was a sudden flash of light for a few second before it vanish. In place of it were a pair of cloths that Konan recognize "my cloths how?"

"Well we've been together for a while not, so you shouldn't be surprise if I knew the kind of cloths you wore down to its fabric" he simply said.

A small pink hue appeared on Konan's face at that, but she smiled none the less. It felt nice that someone you like knows you and took notice of things other than certain assets "I'll try them on" she stated before picking up the clothing "and no peeking" she added with a glare.

"Yes Ma'am" Naruto said and turned around.

"You sure he won't peek." Yoruichi whispered.

Konan nodded confidently "yes, Naruto-kun is not like most men he won't break my trust or his word, which is one of his best quality" she spoke with a small smile on her face.

Konan then removed her shirt exposing her large bust making Yoruichi whistle, "Wow you're about an E to low F-cup Konan-san" the purple haired beauty said loud enough for Naruto hear, she glance towards said blond and frown when she saw him covering his ears 'it seems he anticipated this, no matter I'll get him soon hehe' she thought mischievously.

Once Konan finished she took notice of a minor detail 'it's a bit smaller then my original.' Her upper robe squeezed her breast slightly making her chest look bigger and her form fitted pants that also functioned as her shoes was skin tight showing off her wide hips in a tantalizing way. 'Well he does admire my body' Konan would sometimes catch Naruto looking at her body, but not in a perverted way. It was more like a admiring a great piece of art.

"You can turn around now" the bluenette said.

Naruto turned around and nodded to himself "hmm looks good, does feel like your normal cloths."

Konan nodded "yes, though a bit tight" she said offhandedly getting a small pink hue on the Jinchūriki's face "hehe sorry about that still in the learning curve" he said sheepishly.

Yoruichi sent an impress look at the blue haired beauty at how quickly she got the blond 'well they've been together so it is not a surprise' he mentally concluded. "A technique like that I'm guessing takes up a lot of energy and you would need to know the composition of the item correct" she asked.

Naruto nodded and took note of the purple haired beauties analytical ability "yes" he answered simply.

"Then I propose that we go out shopping for clothes, that way you know the different composition and style of each clothing, that and you wouldn't need to keep on making clothes" she offered with a sincere smile that hid her true motives.

Naruto thought about it and nodded "sure" he said, "Um Konan-chan do you want me to conjure up a coat for you or a jacket" he asked.

"A jacket if you please."

Naruto nodded and concentrated once more, a few seconds later a dark blue form fitted jacket appeared that had a red cloud design on the upper left side where the heart was located. Konan smiled at that and knew what it meant "thank you" she said as took the jacket and zip it up.

Yoruichi giggled "if the two of are done flirting let's go" she teased and was amuse when she saw the two blush ever so slightly. Both nodded and trailed behind the purple haired vixen, though Naruto had this sinking feeling that Yoruichi was planning something and his prank's side only confirmed that 'what's your game Yoruichi.'

*Scene change Karakura Mall*

"Um Yoruichi why am I in a women's wear shop" a slightly irritated Naruto asked.

Yoruichi smiled a bit "for research silly." She sated "you have to know the latest updates in women clothing."

Naruto nodded but none the less felt unease since the women in the shop were slightly glaring at him in disapproval, while some were dry humping him with their eyes. He also didn't fare well with the male populace as they were looking at him with jealousy and contempt, while some…well you get the idea 'this feels weird, could this be her plan' he thought.

"Okay now Konan let's start with one of the most important cloths for women, bras and panties" Yoruichi said with a grin "and Naruto-kun count yourself lucky because you get to judge" the purple haired vixen added before dragging Konan, inwardly laughing at the look on Naruto's face.

Not a minute later a blur went pass Naruto and into the changing room, the former Elemental nation shinobi heard the sounds of feminine squeal and giggled before the curtains open and blood began rushed to both his heads.

There standing in front of him was Konan wearing a link pink bra with shoulder straps and eye black closure, garter straps matching lingerie panties. Next was Yoruichi who wore a black long dress with laced cups, matching thong garters, and was open showing off her well toned stomach.

"What do you think Na-ru-to-kun" Yoruichi asked in a seductive voice.

"Do I look good Naruto-kun" Konan asked and damn her and her sexy innocent voice.

Naruto took in some air trying to calm down his growing erection, not trusting his words he gave them a nod and a thumbs ups "good we have more to try on fufu" the former Shinigami said with a mischievous giggle.

Yoruichi then change to a lace shelf underwire bra and open cross front lace thong "does it look good" she asked shaking her hips in a teasing manner. The blond cursed the purple haired beauty as he finally figured out her plan and knew he couldn't act out seeing as all the women in the store was currently trying to put a hole in between his eyes with their death glare.

Naruto did what every man could do, he just nodded and braved on.

Next after her was Konan wearing a very sexy dark red lace bra top with black ruffle detailed, mini black bows and matching thong. She gave the most innocent yet sexy look any normal women could only dream to have "Naruto-kun is it appealing."

Naruto prayed to whatever deity who was listening to give him strength "it beautiful on you."

Yoruichi came out next wearing a black polka dot mesh corset with padded cups, boning and back hook. A ruffle shorts with bow detail, and garter strap stockings. Konan stood next to her wearing a sexy dot mesh camisole with lace underwire cups satin bow design and matching thong 'dear Kami I might not survive this' he thought and once again curse himself and Yoruichi.

After a minute of torture Konan and more importantly Yoruichi finally stop picking their bra and panty set, much to Naruto's relieve since he was sure if it had continue he might have taken both women right then and there, with a concealment seal and jutsu to cover the activity.

Thankfully Yoruichi didn't drag him to another sexy clothing show but he did in fact saw the look she sent him and he knew what it meant.

I got you.

Naruto knew he had to get her back his pride and honor demand it, 'I'll get you back Yoruichi-chan' he thought as he paid for the clothes, the money he received when Kisuke bought several copies of Icha-Icha book 'hmm maybe I could turn this event as a inspiration…yes that could work' he thought as the cogs in his mind began turning.

"We're done Naruto-kun" Naruto turned to see Yoruichi wearing a white long-sleeves polo that was only button till her abdomen and blue form fitted jeans. Konan had a red scarf around her neck and wore a black sleeve-less V-neck shirt and dark blue skin tight jeans.

Naruto nodded and gave a long whistle "I don't know if it's your beauty or natural sexiness but the two of you make these normal cloths look sexy" he compliment with a charming smile. This got the two of them to smile and thank Naruto for the compliment.

"Common let get something to eat." The two women nodded.

They settle on a fast food restaurant called Mc-Howard after giving their ordered Konan and Yoruichi sat at a table near the entrance and waited for Naruto, when three males stood in front of them with lust filled eyes.

"Hey what two fine women like you sitting alone, why not come and join us" thug number one asked wearing a worn down black shirt with a skull design on it, letter jacket, and blue baggy pant.

Yoruichi rolled her eyes "sorry we're not interested in boys like yourselves" She simply said before turning away and Konan didn't pay any sort of attention to them.

"Oh common cutie, don't be like that" thug number 2 said with a dull looking smile "we promise to treat you well."

Konan glared at them coldly enough to freeze hell ten times over "like my friend said we are not interested, so leave" she ended with an emotionless tone.

"You Bitches should be fucking grateful that we're even considering your fucking candy asses, the two of you need to know your place" thug number three snap and was about to slap Konan when he was suddenly and abruptly sent flying.

"Ara what's this? Couple of thugs bothering two wonder women, who happen to be my friends" Naruto said with a sickening sweet voice that made Yoruichi recall a certain female captain.

Somewhere in soul society a woman with a slender feature, blue eyes, long black hair which was tied as a large braid, E-cup breast which was hidden from view along with her body by her standard Shinigami captain uniform. Let out a cute sneeze, 'Ara, someone must be talking about me behind my back…I don't like that' she thought and a dark aura appeared around her frightening her lieutenant.

Back with our blond hero who was currently staring down at the last two thugs with a board expression "here you guys you food" Naruto said ignoring the two thugs much to their anger and annoyance. The blond sat down in between Yoruichi and Konan "today was right" Naruto asked offhandedly.

"Don't ignore us you…" Ah but thug number two was interrupted when Konan suddenly slap him hard, sending him flying to a nearby trash can. "You bitch" thug number one said and tried to slug Konan, but Yoruichi grab his wrist and twist making cried out in pain before the purple haired beauty toss the buy next to his buddy.

The security guard came to ask about what happen, after the brief explanation the three thugs were arrested for attempted assault, the word attempted being the word.

"So when do you think Souls Society would to investigate, I highly doubt they didn't sense our presence" Naruto asked before taking a sip of Coke.

"My guess is in a week or two, the level of energy you two gave out wasn't strong to cause any sort of harm. But they would still investigate none the less" Yoruichi answered before eating.

"Well at least it we'll have time to train Ne? Konan-chan" he asked his blue haired companion.

Konan nodded "yes, I should recover within two days. I can't let you fight all the battles."

The trio returned to the shop and saw Kisuke waiting for them at the door "your Hollow lure is finish" he said before tossing a small green pearl which Naruto caught "I've modified it to create a small field that would suppress the hollow's spiritual energy. Also I'll be coming along as well since I'm curious whether or not your chakra techniques could affect a hollow."

Naruto nodded and the two left to the outskirts of the town "so how many hollows will this attract."

"Depends on how much of your Yin energy you put in" Kisuke answered. Since Yin chakra is the equivalent of Spirit energy as Naruto explain. "Once you done that just smash the pearl and wait for the part guest." He added.

Naruto nodded and channeled about five percent of his Yin Chakra into the small pearl before stomping down crushing the pearl and sending a wave of dark purple energy that seems to dance around the two blond 'interesting' Kisuke thought with an analytical eye and a serious expression, he felt the effect of Naruto's Yin chakra and it was equivalent to a second seat Shinigami, "How much chakra did you use Naruto?"

"About five percent" he answered as his expression turn unreadable.

Kisuke eyes slightly widen 'five percent and the energy level is equivalent to that of a second seated officer.' He shuddered to think what Naruto's power would be like at a hundred percent.

"You sure you want to keep the seal restraints, not that I doubt your skills Naru-kun but…" Kurumi said trialing off at the last part.

'Its fine I need to adjust my power level once more if I wish to regain my former strength, that would mean I have to seal my power by half and tenth again.' If there was a slight chance that he could regain his former power he could take it and his old training method was the best chance of that happening. His training is pretty straight forward, use a restraint seal that would restraint his movements, speed, agility, and power depending on the level. In Naruto's case around sixty percent restraining a hundred.

Naruto grunted slightly feeing the effect of the seal but brushed it off at the familiar feeling 'time to party' he thought when he saw a distortion, A Garganta as Kisuke informed him was a spiritual pathway connecting Hueco Mundo to the other worlds.

About fifty Hollows appeared and Naruto took their features. All of them had this pale white skull-like mask which formed their heads some shape into horned animal heads while other were almost demonic in nature. One Naruto notice was this hole in chest, 'It's the same with any another person who has lost themselves and their hearts. They become hollow inside and now I get to see a representation of it' he thought sadly.

Kisuke suddenly toss him a Katana and blink at him in confusion, "I took the liberty of making you a pseudo-Zanpakutō that would allow you to cleanse those hollows souls. Just channel your Yin chakra into the sword for it to work." He instructed/explained, it was in not in any way shape or form an actual Zanpakutō only a replica made so the blond could cleans a hollows soul.

Naruto nodded and channeled his Chakra into the blade causing it glow in a menacing dark purple aura, he gaze impassively at the incoming hollow "don't interfere." He requested before charging in. Kisuke absently nodded and watch from afar, "so how do you think he'll fair" a male voice asked behind him.

"Just seat back and watch Shinji." Kisuke said to the male voice now identify as Shinji. Said person had brown eyes and jaw-length hair with a straight cut. He wore short-sleeves polo with a stripe tie, a blue newsboy bap, trousers, and black shoes.

"Fine" came his reply and sat down next the eccentric shop keeper, "But if the guy dies it's on—'"

He was interrupted when he heard a loud explosion glancing back towards Naruto. Shinji's eyes widen at seeing what appears to be a fire dragon incinerating a group of hollows before his fellow blond finished them off with the pseudo-Zanpakutō with quick efficiency. This Made Shinji gawp "you said something about his death or him dying." Kisuke asked covering the amused smirk with his fan.

Shinji's left eye twitch at that "shut up" the blond bark back. Before he calm down "is it me or is your friend holding back." He asked.

Kisuke eyes soften a bit "he is" the blond answered before continuing, "Naruto feels bad for the hollows after hearing about what they are or rather what hade them into hollows in the first place. You can sense it can't you? The power he holds."

Shinji nodded "how do you even measure his power, when his power doesn't even make sense?"

Kisuke shrug at the "simple you don't or you can't. He's energy level is too…unpredictable, but you could say that's part of his personality."

Shinji nodded "I'll take your word for it." He lean back and watch Naruto.

"It seems Jutsu's can affect them, try using your nature element chakra Naru-kun" Kusumi said as Naruto dodge an attack from three hollows before in a quick motion he slice their heads off.

Naruto mentally nodded and channeled his wind chakra into the blade Fūton: Shinkūha/Wind Release: Vacuum wave. Visible compressed wind like blades cut through two groups of hollows cutting them in half or in threes. The rest of the surviving hollows roared in defiance and charge at the blond, 'let's see if this would work' Naruto out stretch his hand and a hole formed releasing a familiar black substance the quickly form multiple medium size dark gold marbles.

The Gudōdama's shoot forward hitting each hollow in-between the eye. Some hollows manage to dodge the medium sized truth-seeking ball but was meant a swift end by Naruto's blade. He mentally ordered the Gudōdama to corral the last remaining hollows 'I have enough chakra to use this.' He summoned two shadow clones and formed one of his signature techniques.

Chōōdama Rasengan/Ultra-Big Ball spiralling sphere

From a distance both Kisuke and Shinji watch as Naruto formed a massive ball of pure energy that crushed the remaining hollows into dust "the fuck was that" Shinji asked slowly and a bit scared.

"That must be one of his techniques. I must say I'm both impressed and slightly scared" Kisuke stated as he analyze the technique with his eyes "it would take a great level of control to compress, shape, and maintain that technique. That is pure spiritual energy manipulation at its best, something that few Shinigami can ever do and the level of damage it's extremely devastating" he added and nodded in respect towards Naruto.

"And he's holding back, can you imagine that technique hitting you when he's not holding back" Shinji asked shuddering at the mere thought.

"Hmm nothing would be left, well maybe a smear of blood on the ground as I think that would obliterate the body" Kisuke answered and he two shuddered unsure if his own technique could block something like that.

Naruto saw a single hollow remaining "leave" he ordered coldly and the follow frighten complied with the blond's order and ran. The blond sigh and Shunshin back "I was wondering when you'll make yourself known" Naruto said impassively towards Shinji.

Shinji stood up and gave the blond a bow "the names Shinji Hirako blondie" he introduce himself and look up, he regretted that.

"Don't. Call. Me. Blondie" he stated slowly as a miasmic dark aura surrounded him and a demonic creature with ten tails and a single eye with a ripple-like patter which spread over the eyeball containing a pattern of nine tomoe. "Is that understood Shinji" he asked lowly.

Shinji nodded his head quickly 'damn it the same with Unohana only worst' he thought in horror.

Kisuke was about to make a remark but Naruto's glare silence him "were you about to say something Kisuke?" the blond asked nicely.

Kisuke shook his head furiously "no, no, no" he said over and over again while waving his hand.

Naruto smiled instantly the dark aura and the menacing creature vanished "good, well I'll you back at the shop and nice to meet you Shinji" he said before he vanish in a swirl of leaves.

"Great another Retsu, nice job Kisuke" Shinji accused dryly.

"Hey I didn't know he could do that" Kisuke defended himself.

But Shinji didn't believe him "sure you don't, sure you don't" he said with a sigh. "See you and good luck. I'll tell the other about our new ally and how scary he is" he said before vanishing via Sonído.

Kisuke just sigh at his predicament and knew he had to think twice with the blond, he still remembered the medical captain and scary she can be, especially during her day of the month 'now that was hell' he thought before vanishing via Shunpo.

*Time skip-next day and scene change Karakura High School*

The class was a buzzing with students of class 2-a talking of rumors floated around about two new teachers and many of the students were curious just who their new sensei is. The door swung open and the students saw the principal step in "good morning students" she greeted "today all of you will get to meet your new class advisor and his assistant, please step in."

Instantly the guys and gals had mad blushes on their face, well with the exception to some, at their two new senseis. The first was a male with long untamed sun-kissed blond hair, bright blue cerulean eyes, and three whisker marks on both side of his face giving him that wild look. He wore a black form fitted long-sleeves shirt that showed the defined muscular and broad upper body, blue skin fitted pants, and black shoes. "Ohayo mina I am Naruto Uzumaki, but please call me Naruto-sensei. And the women to my right is my assistant Konan" he said with a charming smile getting massive and medium blushes from the female students.

Konan wore a white long-sleeve polo that was only half-button, showing her black T-shirt and chest, and black knee-high skirt. "Hello students" she greeted with her impassive and stern tone giving her the appearance of a strike Ojou or lady-like mistress, this was only enhance by her half-frame glasses, which added an air of sexiness around her.

"I'll leave the two of you, as they say, to it" the principal said before leaving.

Naruto smiled and took out a sheet of papers containing the names of every student under his and Konan's care "when I call your names please acknowledge and stand up, so I would know what you look like okay" he instructed.

"Inoue Orihime" Naruto called out.

A young teen with a slender yet curvaceous figure, waist-length burnt orange hair with bangs tucked behind her ears with hairpins, and at least G-size bust. "Here Naruto-sensei" Orihime said with a slight squeak as their new sensei's eyes were on her like a hawk.

"No need to be nervous Inoue" he said with a gentle smile which seems to ease her. "Okay next is Yasutora Sado."

An extremely tall and muscular teen with brown hair with bangs that hung over his brown eyes. He appeared a bit older but both former ninja's of the Elemental nation could tell the difference of age. "Here Naruto-sensei" Sado said with a bit of impassiveness.

Naruto nodded and ask the teen to sit down "Ishida Uryū."A bespectacled teen of average height and slender build, fair skinned with blue eyes, and raven-colored hair framing both sides of his face, "Here Sensei." Ishida said a bit too formal for Naruto liking and the raven-haired teen reminded the blond about the Hyuga clan head for his stiff and formal attitude.

"Relax Uryū-san, no need to be stiff and formal okay" said teen nodded and sat down.

"Arisawa Tatsuki" a tomboy-ish teen of average height with short black hair and blue eye, a very lean frame, and high C-cup breast. "Here Naruto-sensei and sensei can I ask you a question?"

Naruto nodded "so long it is not personal then yes."

"Are you a fighter by any chance?" Tatsuki asked seeing the lean muscles of their new sensei which simply screams capable fighter.

Naruto nodded "yes I am, so is Konan-chan here" he said and pointed at his quiet assistant.

"Why do you ask Arisawa-san are a fighter yourself" this time it was Konan who asked.

"Hai Konan-sensei" she answered.

Naruto nodded "I figure since you are lean build and a bit muscular, not overly just about right. Which is hard for some to pull off so good work" he complimented with an honest smile.

"I agree with Naruto" Konan said though her tone still monotone.

Tatsuki slightly blush at praise she was being given "um, thank you Naruto-sensei, Konan-sensei." She said.

"Asano Keigo" A teen with medium-long brown hair, brown eyes and a slim figured. "Here Naruto-sensei, oh can I ask a question as well." He said with a tone that Naruto recognize but couldn't recall where he heard it.

Naruto shrugged and nodded "are you and Konan-sensei a couple" he asked, which got him a smack in the head by Tatsuki.

"Baka don't ask something like that" Tatsuki scolded.

"But, Tatsuki-chan it's a legit question!" cried out a thin teenager with short light red hair with bangs on both sides, and light purple eyes with red framed glasses. That also got her a smack on the head by Tatsuki.

"Sorry about that Naruto-sensei, these two can be such Bakas" Tatsuki said.

Naruto chuckled and raised his hand slightly "it's alright Arisawa-san" he said still maintaining that kind smile of his "to answer Asano-san's and Honshō-san's question, no we are not. But we have been together for awhile now right Konan-chan" he asked the last part.

"Yes and please refrain from asking any personal question Asano-san, Honshō-san" Konan said with a cold tone which was accompanied by her piercing look. Said students nodded fearfully, though the latter was inwardly admiring Konan since the bluenette had this strict mistress aura around her.

Naruto continue with calling out his new students till he arrive at two certain names and was about to call them out when the door suddenly open, revealing two arguing teens.

The first was a fairly tall and lean build teen with spiky orange hair, peach skin and brown eyes. The other was short and petite teen with light skin, purple eyes, black hair with several strands hanging between her eyes, and a low C-cup breast.

Naruto raised his hand towards Tatsuki to stop her and mouth let them argue for a bit a few minutes of arguing like a married couple and a bit of light insults Naruto decided to stop them.

Naruto cleared his throat getting the attention of the two arguing teen "what!" they snap and quickly realize that everyone was staring at them causing them to blush in embarrassment.

"Kurosaki Ichigo and Kuchiki Rukia" he asked.

"Yeah and who are you two anyways" that got him a head chop from Tatsuki.

"Baka show some respect, Naruto-sensei is the new class advisor and his assistant Konan-sensei" she scolded. "Now apologies you Baka" Naruto had a déjà-vu moment, since it reminded him of his interaction with Sakura.

"Sorry Sensei" he said.

Naruto nodded and gestured for them to sit down "okay now that we are done with that, let us tell you a bit of ourselves." He said and turned his head towards his suppose assistant "Konan-chan would you like to start."

Konan nodded, "As you all already know my name is Konan, refer to me as sensei or Konan-sensei. My likes are origami, making origami, my friends, and sweets. My dislikes are perverts, arrogance, and anyone who dare harm my friends. My dreams is too personal to explain" she finished and took a quick glance towards her Naruto since her dream was to one day settle down with the blond and have a family.

"Okay my turn. Once again I am Naruto Uzumaki, but please call me as Naruto-sensei. Things I like and things I hate… I don't feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future… never really thought about it. As for my hobbies…I have lots of hobbies" he said off-mindedly causing everyone to look at him with a dead pan look.

"Now aside from being your class advisor I am also your values teacher and history teacher, but the lateral will be thought by Konan-chan." He started getting nods all around "now I have rules that I hope all of you will follow. First rule is no fighting, you can roughhouse as you like but I do take exception an example was with Arisawa-san. Second rule no obscene and illicit behaviors failure to do so…" Naruto trailed off and suddenly the room's temperature went cold and the light dim as a dark miasma filled the large classroom.

It was even worst when they saw their new advisor's sickening sweet smile, which Rukia recognize 'oh Kami it's the same smile Unohana-taichou has' she thought in fear and even more so when a demonic mask appeared behind the blond and had this evil stare and sadistic smile with blood dripping out of it.

'What the fuck is that' Ichigo thought in fear and was close into turning to his Shinigami form.

"Will be punished, do I make myself clear" he said with a sweet tone that promised nothing but pain, all the students furiously nodded their head. And just like that the aura vanish "good, yes Kuchiki-san do you have a question." Naruto said since Rukia was raised her hand, which was shaking a bit.

"Yes, Naruto-sensei what was that?" she asked about the mask.

"What do you mean?" Naruto asked back with a genuine innocent look.

"What? That mask and that miasma" Rukia was now confused as everyone else in class.

Naruto sigh "did you forget to eat breakfast Kuchiki-san? Since you are starting to see things that are not their" he said and look at her like she was a five-year old child "you must always remember to eat your morning meal and take care of your body" he scolded her like how a parent would his child.

Rukia started spurting out words and sigh in frustration "no more question Naruto-sensei" she said.

Naruto nodded "good, now for my first lesson" he started "the rules I've stated are important as any other rules dictated by society. Since those who don't follow the rules are trash and scum" he said getting a nod in acknowledgement, though a skeptical look from a certain orange haired teen.

"But those who abandon their friends and comrades are worst then trash and scum" he added "yes the rules are important but if you abandon your friends and comrades or anyone precious to you then you are worst then filth remember that."

"Hai Naruto-sensei" they all said in unison.

Naruto smiled "okay let's continue" he said and started his lessons.

—END—

Author notes-sorry for the delay I was sick. Now I will I'll announce this now, due to popular request I will add Cyan Sung-Sun, Franceska Mila Rose, and Emilou Apacci (or add all three of them since they are Tia's companions/Fracción) into the Harem.

As for Orihime, I'm still on the fence on her and see where the story leads between her and Naruto. Also her personality will be a bit OCC cause of certain circumstances.

Naruto once again will not receive a Zanpakutō and the once he received from Kisuke was just a pseudo-Zanpakutō so he could cleans a hollow. Naruto is powerful as he is and I don't plan in changing that.

Okay well that's all.

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