You all are really patient and I haven't updated in forever, so here's part one. Part two will be up soon, I swear! I'm working on it! Sorry peeps I've been mega busy! Just got back from Cedar Point/Kalahari, my wonderful 8th grade trip! WOOT! Please take the poll on my profile! The results will have a major impact on the final episodes! Also, I messed up on the disclaimer for characters. Jake and Zach both belong to Shining Darkness Dragon. Sorry for the misspelling of the name…my spelling sucks. As an apology, I present Shining Darkness Dragon with…a giant chocolate pie! Sorry if there's a piece missing, I love pie…
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"Last time on Total Drama Newbies…
Our campers got aquainted with some not-so-friendly water creatures after being split into two teams, chosen by me. It was a rather disappointing day for the Screaming Dragons, but it was just a reward challenge! The Killer Wolves enjoyed a massive pool party with actual food, while the Dragons got slop. Now we have another challenge day, and this challenge will be fearfully hard!" Chris chuckles. "Who will come out on top? And who will be at the bottom of the heap? Find out now on Total…Drama…Newbies!"
Dear mom and dad I'm doing fine, you guys are on my mind
Jessica and Samantha jump off a cliff and land on Maddy, who is waterskiing behind a shark, and send her flying.
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer's plain to see
Maddy slams into a tree and a bear falls out and starts chasing Xander. Lauren laughs and Trey shoves him over.
I wanna be famous
The bear chases Xander past the mess hall, where Ronnie is cutting vegetables, only to be thrown out of the kitchen by Chef.
I wanna live close to the sun
Ronnie lands in the water and splashes Kristen, who is swooning over Max while Stormy pretends to gag and Arianna elbows her.
Pack your bags cause I've already won
Sam and William are laughing at Ferdy, who is trying and failing to climb a pole to reach a candy bar
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
Ferdy falls and lands on Erica, who was talking to Jake
I'll get there one day, I wanna be famous
Bambi and Sasha watch as Alex does front flips over to Richard, Io, and Zach
Nana nanananana nanananana nananananana nana
Alex throws a bottle of gasoline and a lighter at a building while Io, Richard, Zach, Bambi, and Sasha run away
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
The explosion causes an eagle that looks like a fried turkey to fall out of the sky. Alex takes out a spork and starts eating it.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Dakota and Adam are leaning toward each other, but Lyn pops up and kicks Adam in the groin
(Whistling)
Everyone is sitting on the steps of a cabin laughing.
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"Attention campers! Please report to the mess hall in ten minutes for breakfast and your new challenge!" Chris's speaker causes a squirrel to fall to the ground and get eaten by an eagle. The campers sluggishly get dressed and walk to the mess hall, where Chef serves suspicious looking blue ooze.
"Uh, mine just blinked." Io says. Alex leans over, stabs the offending red eye with a spork, and eats it.
"Mmm salty!" Some people gag.
"Riiiight. Okay then, time for today's challenge!" Chris announces.
"Wait, what about the singing? We didn't sing last challenge!" Jessica protests.
"Legal said we had to make your first challenge easier."
"So instead of getting rid of cliffs, running, beavers, sharks, eels, or jellyfish, you got rid of singing?" Stormy asks.
"Yep! Now for your next challenge…" Chris throws a map to Jayy and Kristen. "Find your campsite in the woods, make a shelter, and find food to survive the Night of HORRORS!" Chris says in a spooky voice. "Why is it the Night of Horrors? 15 years ago, to this day, a group of 26 teens went camping here. They went for a hike in the woods and never returned. Couldve been bears, Sasquachanakwa, anything. But the spirits of those campers haunt the woods on this night. They play dirty tricks, those spirits. In fact, I don't expect some of you to make it out… alive." Everyone gasps. "So, good luck campers!" Chris walks out and the teens exchange terrified looks before walking into the woods.
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Jessica: "As I said before: mental."
Max: "Ha! This will be so simple. A ghost story? The girls will be scared, and who will comfort them? I'm sure to win!"
Kristen: "G-g-g-ghosts…"
Ronnie: "I'm willing to bet that the 'ghosts' are really sheets, a radio, and Chef."
Chris: "Well there goes Plan A."
Chef: "And I worked all night to put those sheet ghosts together!"
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Killer Wolves
"We should have turned left at the fork in the path, not right!" Jessica snaps at Richard.
"No, the map said right."
"Left!"
"Right!"
"Left!"
"Right!"
"Give me the map!" Stormy shouts, snatching the map. "We were supposed to go left, the map was upside down. Great, now we have to backtrack unless we want to get lost."
"Hang on, where's Alex?" Ferdy asks.
"She's right behi- Alex?" Io asks. In a matter of seconds, the whole team is yelling for Alex but she doesn't appear.
"Wait, wasn't there a chubby guy there a second ago?" Stormy points to where Ferdy had been. "Ferdy!"
"Great now they're both gone, and-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!" something lands on Arianna's back and she falls forward and gets knocked out by a tree.
"That's got to leave a mark! A huge, purple, bloody mark. Let me take a picture!" Alex, who had just leaped from Arianna's back, says, jumping up and down.
"You don't have a camera, Alex!" Jessica says without looking up.
"ALEX!" everyone yells after a moment, as Ferdy comes out from the woods and a foul smell reaches them.
"Sorry guys, I had to go." Ferdy apologizes.
"Ewwww!" Maddy mutters as the whole team starts going backwards.
Screaming Dragons
The Dragons had made it to their designated campsite (the place the Gophers spent the night in season 1).
"We'll split into groups to search for supplies. Kristen, Bambi, Erica, and Sasha, go look for firewood. Jake, Max, and Sam, you're on food duty. Lauren, William, and Zach, find water. I'll go with Dakota and Trey to find materials for the shelter." Lyn orders.
"Who put you in charge?" Erica asks, putting her hands on her hips.
"I nominated myself. Now go do what I told you to!" everyone walks away grumbling.
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Erica: Clenches her fists "Ooh Lyn is SO going DOWN!"
Dakota: "Umm… I don't like Lyn too much…"
Zach: "Lyn… I have a feeling conflict will arise soon because of her. I just don't know which side I'm on."
Max: "And the alliance chances improve… I can promise anyone that I can get Lyn eliminated, and I can tell Lyn I can protect her."
Jake: "What's up with the orders? Not cool!"
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Screaming Dragons, food party
"Oh come ON! WHERE will we find food in a forest in the middle of nowhere?" Jake fumes.
"See, this is why restaurants and stores were invented!" Max snaps.
"Hey are these poisonous?" Sam asks, holding up some red berries. Jake facepalms.
"We're not going to survive." He mutters, adjusting his sunglasses.
Screaming Dragons, water party
"Ummm… how do we carry water?" Zach asks. He, Willliam, and Lauren are standing by a crystal clear spring.
"Let's just leave a trail to tell everyone where it is." Lauren suggests.
"Uhh… which way's the camp?" William asks.
Killer Wolves
The Killer Wolves finally arrive at their campsite (where the Bass were, season 1). Immediately, everyone starts arguing about who should be in charge. Jessica, Alex, Dick, and Jayy all want to lead.
"My bro should lead!" Maddy argues.
"I think Dick should lead. He's more aggressive." Adam points out.
"But Jessica can actually read a map." Samantha glares pointedly at Dick.
"Alex is cool too." Io adds thoughtfully.
"Oh God, don't let her lead! She knocked my sister out." Stormy moans.
"Jayy's got skill." Xander puts in.
"None of them!" Ferdy shouts randomly.
"What?" Ronnie asks.
"I think someone who doesn't want to lead should lead." The chubby boy elaborates.
"Uhhh…okay?" Stormy half asks.
"How about Samantha, then?" Io suggests.
"WHAT? No, no! I don't do this kind of thing! I take tests, not make shelters out of wood!" Samantha says doubtfully.
"You'll do fine. We'll be right behind you every step of the way." Adam reassures her.
"Do you know how weird that sounded…?" Jessica asks.
"No." Adam answers, confused.
"Never mind, then." Jessica snickers. Maddy, Jayy, Dick, and Alex start laughing as they get the joke. Io gets it, but just sighs and gives Jessica a weird look. They all walk away to look for stuff.
Night falls, and a wolf howls. The Dragons have a sturdy wooden shelter with no door and leaves in the gaps. The Wolves have a leaf tent with flaps, as well as a covered pit some distance away for food. The Dragons are all side by side, and the Wolves are crammed together in a round line. Suddenly, a girl with wavy, waist length, black hair with right side of her hair tucked behind her ear and the left side covers part of her eye, and a dark blue streak on the left side, tan skin, and hazel eyes, wearing a neon blue tank underneath a white paint splattered tank, gray, knee length sweatpants and flip flops steps into the Killer Wolves tent and blows and blows a air horn to wake them up. Meanwhile, a girl with strawberry blonde hair with sandy blonde ringlets with brown roots, light greenish-blue eyes, wearing a light blue top with jeans and white flip flops enters the Screaming Dragons shelter to do the same thing. Then they run back to Chris.
"I can't believe you were too lazy to do that." The first girl mutters as Chris hands her a hundred dollar bill.
"Zip it, Naomi. You got on TV. Here's your hundred, Mariah. Thanks you for your services." Chris says as the two girls leave. The contestants are all confused, until a chime is heard.
"Ugh!" is the unanimous groan.
"That's right, its sing-a-long time!" Chris yells through the speaker. Music with a quick tempo starts playing, with drums and guitar and keyboard. It sounds like pop.
Sasha: Chris you're such a jerk, waking us up like this, everyone hates you and your hair sucks.
Dakota: If you think we will cooperate, then you're just out of luck.
Zach: You think you're so great, here's a wake-up call:
Screaming Dragons: You're just a sadistic nobody trying to be cool.
But just 'cause you've got hair gel doesn't mean you skip school,
Boys: In fact
Girls(echo): In fact
Screaming Dragons: It just makes you sound gay.
Yeah, Yeah.
Hey, hey.
Chris, you seem so gay.
Lyn: Gay, just like William and Lauren!
"Hey!" Lauren protests angrily.
Bambi and Kristen: Unlike some guys, who couldn't care less, you spend all day with your hair.
Trey, Lauren, and Sam: And straight guys, they just do not care.
William and Max: You're self-absorbed, a fool, and so many other words we can't fit in one song!
Erica and Jake: You're just a sadistic nobody trying to be cool.
But just 'cause you've got hair gel doesn't mean you skip school,
Boys: In fact
Girls(echo): In fact
Screaming Dragons: It just makes you sound gay.
Yeah, Yeah.
Hey, hey.
Chris, you seem so gay.
Scene switches to Killer Wolves.
Ronnie: Maybe if you didn't flirt with Chef, he'd make real food.
Xander: But you do, and it's like to him you're super-glued.
Arianna: Chris you've gotta open up your eyes and see,
Maddy: Your own sexuality!
Jayy: You're just a sadistic nobody trying to be cool.
But just 'cause you've got hair gel doesn't mean you skip school,
Boys: In fact
Girls(echo): In fact
Killer Wolves: It just makes you sound gay.
Yeah, Yeah.
Hey, hey.
Chris, you seem so gay.
Dick and Ferdy: Haven't you ever seen the Internet?
Io and Adam: It's got Chris is gay written all over it.
Alex and Samantha: Because that's what they…all…see you as!
Jessica: You're just a sadistic nobody trying to be cool.
But just 'cause you've got hair gel doesn't mean you skip school,
Boys: In fact
Girls(echo): In fact
Killer Wolves: It just makes you sound gay.
Yeah, Yeah.
Hey, hey.
Chris, you seem so gay.
Everyone: Yeah, Yeah.
Hey, hey.
Yeah, Yeah.
Hey, hey.
Chris, you seem so gay.
And the music stops. Everyone looks very pleased with themselves.
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Chris: "They used my own idea…the singing…to taunt me? No!"
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As everyone is about to go to bed, Erica screams and passes out. Jake catches her, and everyone is confused. Then they notice the rain cloud above Erica. Suddenly, something comes out from under Jake and he yells in fear, running into the bushes, still carrying Erica, with the rain cloud trailing behind like a lost puppy. As everyone stares in confusion, Zach screams and starts hitting his own face as a huge spider lands on it. The spider evades him and crawls around in his shirt, which he desperately pulls off to try and find the bug. However, it vanishes into his pants.
"Get it off!" he yells. Lauren kicks where the spider moves…in a very painful place. Zach crumples to the ground.
"Sorry." Lauren apologizes. "At least it's dead." The spider crawls up Lauren's pants leg. "Maybe not. Heeelp!" he squeaks, running in circles. Lyn trips him, and the spider lands on her stomach.
"aaaa-aaa-AAAAAAAH!" she screams, freezing.
Killer Wolves
As the Killer Wolves approach their tent, Chef comes out in a carrot suit. Ferdy runs away, screaming, "Help! It's Carrot Dude! AAAAAAAAHHH!" Everyone stares after him.
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Stormy: Has a WTF look on her face "…No comment…"
Jessica: Laughing hysterically. "That was so HILARIOUS!" Laughs so hard she falls over. "Ow."
Ronnie: "A carrot suit…?"
Io: "Who the heck is Carrot Dude?"
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As everyone stares, Stormy is suddenly surrounded by random people. Kids run in and throw pink flowers on her, while joyous adults skip around calling for donations and put money in donation boxes. While Stormy screams her head off, attacks the do-gooders, and tries to escape, thugs carrying black cats charge at Arianna. She flees into the forest. Suddenly, Dick falls into a shark tank. As he swims for his life, everyone else looks around in terror. A bush trembles and everyone jumps. A clown with a Joker-like smile holding a bloody knife leaps out. Everyone screams, and Maddy passes out, hitting the ground hard. Samantha soon follows. Everyone stops screaming and looks at them, then looks back at the clown and screams again.
Screaming Dragons
Bambi suddenly finds herself caught in a trap and being raised higher and higher, until she is dropped in a rickety wooden basket on a tall tree. The ground is far below, and the basket rocks like it might tip over…Bambi screams for about a minute then faints. William is caught in a similar trap, but is left dangling. He passes out. A skeleton arm pulls Sam's hood back, but she calmly karate chops the arm in half and replaces her hood. Max steps back and is suddenly suspended upside down. He twists to try and get down, but is held firmly by chains.
"…Guys? A little help?" Trey is about to help but a rabid mouse comes out of nowhere. Scary music plays as the camera does the frame by frame zoom in on the mouse's crazed, foamy face. (A/N ta know, the dah dah dah dah DAH!) Trey screams in terror and runs away.
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Bambi: "Just like a F-F-F-Ferris wheel…"
Max: "Hanging upside down is deadly, you know."
Sam: "At least William was unconscious when my hood got pulled down…"
Lyn: Is unaware of the spider still sitting on her head. "Trey is afraid of rabid mice? How lame is that!"
Trey: "They can give you rabies!"
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Killer Wolves
The Killer Wolves who have not faced challenges are all running in a random direction, leaving their teammates behind. They meet the Screaming Dragons, who are also running. "Meet" means "collide", ending up in a giant heap. The spider jumps from somewhere on Lyn to Xander, who runs into the bushes screaming like a little girl (A/N no offense to any little girl readers).
TO BE CONTINUED…
SOON!