Disclaimer: I don't own Gintama… (If I did Kondo, also, would've been a Bishie… And none of us wants that… *nodding* o.o)
Sorry for the late update. School started last June. With that said, I'm sure everybody gets it and will forgive me. Right? ^^ Now you know.
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Okay… I won't kill Sougo… Happy now? Nobody wanted me to. -_-
Here's Chapter 4! ^^
Arranged
Chapter 4
Kagura let go of the ice cream vendor to look at Sougo properly.
"And what's with your clothes?" he raised an eyebrow. "Are you cosplaying or something?"
Kagura remembered what she was wearing and flushed.
"Tch! No, I am not cosplaying!" she said. "And like you care about who to arrest, you lame excuse for a policeman. Go back to slacking or torturing helpless animals."
"I would, China." Sougo said, without emotion. "But some loud-mouthed bitch disturbed my slumber."
"Hmph! I don't care! Just go away! You're not needed here." she said turning her attention back to the still traumatized vendor. "I'm just having a peaceful conversation with this old man right here. Right, old man?"
With that the old man cowered. "R-right!" But looked at Sougo with eyes that said 'Please pity my numbered days of existence because there's not much left!'
But Sougo, being Sougo and also because of being a sadist, couldn't care less of the man's pitiful situation. Instead smirked at Kagura.
"Oi, China, That's not how you should talk to a policeman." he smirked. "And I don't think that you're capable of having a peaceful conversation with someone."
A vein in Kagura's head popped. "I am capable of peaceful conversations, you jerk!" With that she charged.
"Oh?" the sadist dodged then smirked. "But I was trying to have a peaceful conversation with you, China. And look at what you're doing right now."
He tried to land a blow on her stomach but she blocked it. She punched him in the face. "And how are you supposed to have a peaceful conversation when you keep provoking the one you're supposed to be having a peaceful conversation with."
"Stop saying 'peaceful'." he dodged. "The word doesn't fit in your mouth."
"Why you-"
Somebody cleared their throat. They both stopped and turned to look at Yuuta. He wasn't holding the ice cream cone anymore. He threw it in the trash can beside the ice cream stall when Kagura charged.
"It's very rude to interrupt a date, policeman-san." he said to Sougo. He was still smiling but his eyes glittered, dangerously.
"What date? Where's your date? I don't see a girl here." Sougo raised an eyebrow at him. He looked around. Then he scoffed. "Don't tell me it's the ice cream vendor. You know I don't really mind homosexuality but you better not show your love in front of this stupid alien. The Gintama staff and Danna wouldn't want her to become a fujoshi, you know."
"No, it's not." Yuuta said, also without emotion. "It's with Kagura-chan."
A dark aura appeared behind Sougo and he smirked. "It's not good to lie, you know."
Yuuta seemed to notice the dark aura but Kagura was oblivious to it.
"How should you know?" Kagura yelled. "You lie all the time!"
"I'm different, China." Sougo said. "I lie for a cause."
"What's your cause, then?" the Yato looked at him, blankly. "Torturing poor, defenseless animals?"
"So, you are on a date with him?"
Kagura blushed. "Uh, Yeah. So what?"
But Sougo, instead turned to Yuuta. "You do know that she is an alien, right? You don't want to get alien cooties, do you?"
"Yes, I know that she is not human."
Kagura was thankful at Yuuta for not using 'alien' but was still surprised. "Who told you that?"
"Kagura-chan, when I met you, you punched two men twice your size and they fell unconscious."
"Oh, right." she shrugged. "You're pretty smart."
"No, China. You're just pretty dumb."
"Shut up!"
"Like I said, Policeman-san, it's very rude to interrupt a date."
"Hai, hai. But do you know she already has a love interest?" Sougo asked.
"Oh? And who might that be, Shinsengumi-san?"
"Oi, I have no love interest!"
Sougo smirked then whispered to Yuuta. "She's mine."
"Oh?" Yuuta whispered back, smiling. "I'm sorry but I also want her. And I'll do anything to make her MINE."
Sougo pulled away, glaring. The he turned to Kagura with his usual deadpan expression.
"What made you go on a date with this guy?" the sadist asked. "Wait, let me guess, sukonbu?"
Kagura glared at him but blushed. "So what?"
"God, China, you would go on a date just for freaking sukonbu?"
"B-but it was a YEAR supply of sukonbu!"
"So what? What if he was a perverted lollicon?"
Sougo realized that Kagura and Yuuta were looking at him with wide eyes. He coughed. "I mean, if he kidnapped you wouldn't that mean that the Shinsengumi would have more work just looking for you?"
"Um, Yes, Shinsengumi-san." Yuuta smiled. "I can assure that I'm not a lollicon. I'm just 18."
"Whatever. I just warned this bitch right here." Sougo said, already turning to go back to his bench. "It'd be too much of a fuss if I really arrested this... thing."
Kagura rolled her eyes. "Whatever." Then she turned back her attention to the still cowering ice cream vendor. "You."
Sougo had already walked a few feet before he glanced back to looked at them. He looked at Kagura, who had grabbed the poor ice cream vendor again and yelled something about bashing the man's head if he didn't produce sukonbu flavored ice cream in the next minute. Yuuta was still watching Sougo. Yuuta's eyes showed determination and were challenging him. Sougo's eyes showed jealousy. They locked eyes for a minute. Then Sougo shrugged then walked away again.
After half an hour of arguing with the ice cream vendor, Kagura decided that she wanted rice flavored ice cream (which the man frantically made on the spot by crushing some rice and mixing it to some vanilla ice cream). After Kagura finished the rather weird tasting ice cream, Yuuta paid the man more than what the old man charged. That made the vendor forget everything that he had just gone through. Kagura was too busy talking to the kids she usually played with.
"Oi, Kagura! What are you wearing?" boy #1asked. "Are you cosplaying or something?"
"No, I'm not!" Kagura yelled. "Why is everybody asking that?"
"Well, you look like you are." boy #2 said.
"Who are you supposed to be?" Boy # 3 "Red riding hood?"
Boy # 1 hit him. "She doesn't have a hood, baka."
"Oh, right!" Boy # 3 said.
"Ne, Kagura." Boy # 2 said. "Who's that guy your with? The one talking to the ice cream man."
Kagura looked over her shoulder to see Yuuta talking to the ice cream vendor. "Oh, that? That's Tofu."
"His name is Tofu?" the 3 boys asked.
"Yeah."
Just then Yuuta decided to interrupt them. "Ne, Kagura-chan, Should I take you home or do you want to go somewhere else?"
The 3 boys looked at Yuuta then whispered to themselves. One boy said, "See you, Kagura!"
With that they left.
"Nah, I'm fine." Kagura answered. "But I'll go with you as long as there's food."
Yuuta chuckled then looked at his watch. "It's just 3:00. Do you want to go to an amusement park?"
"Oooh, Cotton candy! Let's go!"
"What do you mean you don't have sukonbu flavored cotton candy?"
After riding the roller coaster, the Ferris wheel and many other rides, they were now in front of a cotton candy stall. Yuuta was currently in the background eating some cotton candy.
"I-I'm sorry, miss, but I don't think sukonbu-flavored cotton candy exist in the world."
"What did you say, old man?" she grabbed him by the front of his shirt.
Suddenly, a familiar voice decided to cut in. "China, again?"
Kagura, Yuuta and the cotton candy vendor turned their heads to the direction of the voice to see a certain Shinsengumi first division captain with a very annoyed Hijikata.
Sougo still doesn't have that much exposure! He wasn't very jealous (openly) because I figured if he let too much of his emotions show he'd be too OC. Maybe he'll be more jealous in the next chapter. *shrug* let's find out together! ^^ I'm sorry if you expected Sougo to beat Yuuta up when he learned that he was dating Kagura. Sorry! Anyway, he'll get his exposure in Chapter 5! I'm sure of it! ^^
Man, I did not like using the B word very much. It made me feel so guilty. _||| Yeah, I'm a sissy.
Such a short chapter… Chapter 5 will be longer! I'm sorry if I disappointed you with this! I'm really sorry if I did! Please tell me if I did!
Thanks for reading! ^^