Erik, Christine, Meg, Madame Giry, Carlotta, Raoul,
Heeeeeey Christine
Erik? Are you okay?
Suuuuure I am
Right, like I'm going to believe you
Oh! Guess what!
What?
I founded a needle then something labeled Morphine…
Oh dear
Then I stuck the needle into my arm wiff the stuff in it and now I feel SO good!
That's because you're high
Noooooo, you're the one that's high mon ange!
*sigh* how much did you put in you
About three, maybe four
Drops?
Shots!
Come on Erik, you're going to sleep this off
No!
Yes
NO!
Yes
NOOOOO!
Erik, do you like your organ?
Yesh. I lurve it
Then I would come with me before I burn it
Yes mommy dearest
Did you watch that again?
Yes. *takes deep breath* It was so sad when she beat her with the hanger then made her clean the bathroom then didn't love her and I cried so much that my mask got really wet then I sneezed then it got filled with mucus then I tried to clean it but then it got ruined and I threw it at the fire and now I have no maasskk
Bed. Now.
Ooooh! Bow chika wow wow!
*sigh* not with me
Oh. You suck
Erik. Don't be rude.
Stop! You're such a square! Your head is full of air! D-u-m-b, you look like a bumble bee!
That makes no sense
You're pretty
*lights match*
Whatcha doing?
*moves towards organ*
Christine, don't
*holds match dangerously close to the music sheets*
I will not succumb to your deeds!
Oops, I think the match is falling from my fingers...
FINE! I'LL GO TO FRIKKEN BED!
Good disfigured man
Grrrrr you better watch yo back Daae
Erik, you're not a gangster
What's a gangster?
… I don't know
Merry day after Christmas! So Erik, did you get any nice gifts?
Erik: Yes. I recieved a few new masks. They're quite nice.
Oh! What was the gift Christine got you?
Erik: A hankerchief
Oh, harsh
Erik: I think she forgot that I have no nose... Thus making it very difficult to sneeze cleanly
I could tell when you watched Mommy Dearest. That was disgusting
Erik: I agree. That's why I asked Santa for a new mask. I got one!
Did you find the morphine again?
Erik: Yesssss!
*sigh*
Next Chapter:
I LIKE HORSIES!
Well, that didn't last long
Wanna get her drunk again?
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