A/N: I'm sooooo sorry for not updating yesterday but I had problems with my computer. Anyway, everything's fixed! Here's the update!
(Naruto, Sasuke and Kyubi enter KAF's room)
NARUTO: It sure took you some time!
KAF: (turns around) Huh?
NARUTO, SASUKE & KYUBI: O.O
NARUTO: WTF IS THAT ON YOUR FACE?
KAF: Oh! It's this new product! I had to try it out. It makes your skin healthier.
SASUKE: (snickers) …scarier if you ask me.
KYUBI: (guffaws) Man I could use that to scare my preys! Let me see that!
KAF: HEY! That is for healthy skin! I'll go wash my face.
(KAF turns and leaves the room)
NARUTO: Do you think she knows that her face is now hairy?
SASUKE: (smirks) I don't think so… but we'll find out in 3…2…1…
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
KYUBI: (laughs) KAF doesn't own any of us guys and powerful demons!
NARUTO: Yeah, sooo… enjoy the fic!
"OH BABY!"
By: KoolAnimeFreek
Last Time:
Kichi asked. 'Arggh! I've spend two hours with him and nothing! Is he gay?'
"Oh, that's easy!" Naruto grinned cheekily. "It's for me and my baby."
"You're married?" Kichi asked totally defeated.
Naruto confused by the question, answered truthfully, "No. But I'm pregnant!"
'Yea, gay!' Kichi thought before fainting.
Chapter 4: "What's a daddy to do?"
Midnight color eyes opened slowly, trying to avoid the onslaught of the morning sunlight. Turning to his side with a groan, a pale arm sneaked under the covers and groped for the warm body of his love. Surprised to find the other side cold and empty, Sasuke sat up and looked around the room.
'Where is that dobe?' he grumbled under his breath.
The Uchiha survivor pushed the covers aside and slid off the bed, feet coming in contact with the freezing cold wooden floor. He stole a glance to the alarm clock on his side and frowned.
'It's too early for him. He likes to sleep in, even more now with the baby on the way. Maybe he was hungry…'
Happy with his conclusion, Sasuke strode towards the bathroom and after taking care of business took a brief shower. Ten minutes later, he was frowning again, wondering why his dobe wasn't making any noise yet. Walking into the kitchen, he noticed a piece of paper on the table. Picking it up, he read:
Suke-chan
Went out shopping with the girls…
THE HORROR! I don't know if I'll survive
don't know when/if I'll be back hehe
please take care of the laundry,
I can't stand the smell… (1)
Love
Naru
'Laundry? Hn.' Sasuke frowned and stalked into the bedroom where two large piles of laundry where dangerously close to toppling over. He ran his fingers through his hair and sighed in dismay. 'This is going to take a while.'
Almost five hours later and seven loads of laundry, Sasuke sighed in relief. 'Finally! Now, I'll get some training done.'
Sasuke went into the bedroom, got his training gear as well as got dressed and left for the training grounds.
On his way, Sasuke couldn't stop thinking about what had transpired in the last two months since Naruto's pregnancy had been confirmed. 'I still think is a dream. Who would have thought that the dobe would be able to have children. Even if Naru's life has been a nightmare because of the Kyubi, I'm glad that it has been able to grant us this little miracle.' A wistful smile blossomed on Sasuke's face at the thought of his child. A sudden thought made him frown. One hand came to rest on his shoulder where Orochimaru's seal still could be seen. 'Will the baby be affected by the curse? I have to ask Tsunade-sama. I cannot believe I didn't think of it before (2). Also, even if Orochimaru has not been sighted in 4 years (3), I have to start making preparations for protection for Naruto.'
Lost in thought, Sasuke didn't notice a voice calling his name. Coming to a stop, Sasuke glanced at the sky with a troubled look in his face.
"OIIIII UCHIHA! OVER HERE!"
Startled, Sasuke turned around. Kiba was wildly moving his arms beckoning him to approach the group. Inwardly happy for the interruption of his wayward thoughts, Sasuke nodded to Kiba and came closer to the group.
The guys were sitting on a booth at Ichiraku. Shikamaru beside his best friend Chouji, and Kiba beside Shino.
"Hey," Sasuke greeted.
"Come on, Sasuke. Join us!" Kiba happily stood up and dragged a chair closer to the booth. "Sit, sit! Do you want something? It's on us."
"Bothersome Kiba," mumbled Shikamaru.
"Urusai, Shika!" dog-boy growled.
"Some miso will be fine." Sasuke replied.
"Got it! …HEY OJIISAN (4)! ONE MISO!"
Looking around, Sasuke asked with a raised eyebrow. "Hn. Where are the others?"
"Lee and Neji had some training to do. Gai summoned them." Kiba visibly shuddered. "Creepy guy. I can't believe he's their sensei."
"Where's Akamaru?"
"Okassan took him to the vet… HEY Where's Naruto?"
"Shopping…" Sasuke mumbled with a barely contained grimace.
"OH YEAH! Hina-chan said something about that…" Kiba said with little hearts dancing in his eyes at the mention of his beloved.
Sasuke glanced at him warily and turned to the other trio knowing that further talk with Kiba would be pointless.
Shikamaru rolled his eyes. It had been almost an hour and Kiba continued with his daydreaming.
Chouji continued slurping his ramen and Shino stoically watched the hassle and bustle of the busy street.
Suddenly the cry of "HINA-CHAN" startled the group.
"K-k-kiba-kun" the shy reply was heard… barely.
Sasuke turned around and his eyes widened comically. The girls and Naruto were standing there, as well as a mountain of bags that threatened to bury them.
"N-n-naruto? What is all that?" Sasuke fearfully asked.
Shocked by the show of emotion the Uchiha was displaying openly, everyone quiet down and turned to look. Laughing baby blue eyes locked with scared onyx ones.
"Well, it's all the baby stuff of course…" the blonde chirped. A second later, the blonde frowned and tapped a finger lightly on his chin. "Actually, there's still more. We don't have any furniture yet and the girls said that we still have to leave some stuff available for the people that want to give us presents…"
The blonde continued ranting away, not noticing how his mate had gone completely pale.
"Don't worry Sasuke-kun. You have money to spare." Ino giggled.
"Yeah, Sasuke… It wasn't that expensive and-" the blonde kitsune paled, a hand coming to rest on his stomach while the other covered his mouth. Blue eyes widened as he turned and rushed to the nearest trash can.
"Naru? Are you okay?" Sasuke asked after mentally slapping himself for thinking of such trivial things as money. He rubbed the blonde's back gently, waiting for him to compose himself.
Ten minutes later, Naruto raised troubled eyes and gave a scream.
"I GET SICK BY THE SMELL OF RAMEN!" (5).
TBC-
NARUTO: O.O NANI? ME SICK BY RAMEN?
KAF: (brushing facial hair while weeping) sniff yeah… isn't it brilliant.
NARUTO: BRILLIANT? ARE YOU INSANE?
KAF: HEY no insulting the authoress! I could make you allergic to ramen you know!
NARUTO: NANI? (passes out)
(1) Pregnant women usually have a very sensitive sense of smell and Naruto being also the container of Kyubi would have an extra super sensitive sense of smell.
(2) Okay so I made Sasuke very OOC. He is very fatherly and loves his kid and cannot think of anything else besides that… that is why he didn't think of the curse seal before.
(3) Yea, Orochimaru has not been seen in four years. After Sasuke killed his brother, Snakey disappeared. Explanations to be given in future chappies.
(4) 'Old man' in Japanese
(5) Hehe, Naruto will not be able to eat ramen during his pregnancy! I'm evil!
A/N- Here are my replies to reviews:
Kawaii kitsune-kun: Yeah, definitely the addition of Kichi into the story was unexpected… However now that she knows he's gay and will never be attracted to her, she might make an appearance in the near future. ;)
Rujutoshi: Sorry again but you were the second… again. I was thinking about Sasuke meeting Kichi and being jealous of her…whattadaya think?
Resha Hime: Thanxs!
Dragi: Thanxs and I know! Naru-chan is so kawaii!
Goth Child of Zyon: I know, it is going kinda fast and there is not enough detail. I confess that that is my weakness when it comes to writing, ya know… how much detail is enough detail. Thanxs for liking my fic and I'll try to work on details.
Luki: Really? Well I actually like Naruto being pregnant as a boy and the whole ninja stuff is kinda obvious for the sake of the baby, however, sasuke isn't out on a mission, yes he's still a ninja and all but I don't want him away from Naru-chan yet. About another checking Naruto out, it's kinda given cuz Naruto is a hottie so there has to be someone. I'm sorry my story isn't as well written as that other one… I'm working on it.
BlueStar123: I'm glad you liked the insync reaction! After you mentioned it I just had to put it in!
18: Yea, I understand… I'm not so good at summaries. I completely understand you! I don't like when they just turn Naru into a girl cuz if they wanted a girl to have sasuke's baby there's a whole lot of fangirls from him to choose from. I agree, Naru does have a motherly side to him, being an orphan and all. Even if Sasuke's also an orphan is just not the same, him being cold and emotionless. Although it would be cute for him to have a baby and be wrapped around its little finger. Yes, Naru will go through a c-section… and now that you mention it a girl would be nice for them to have.
KaibaShadowGirl: Updated for your enjoyment!
Lady Samurai: Absolutely! But there must be someone at least trying cuz without them the fic would be dull and boring.
Firehedgehog: Okay, I'm soo sorry that I haven't mentioned how far along naru is so far. I totally forgot! Gomen… Hopefully in this chappy your question was answered successfully… Anyway, don't be so sure that last chappy's torture was enough, there's still more to come… hehehe
Whiterose03: Thanxs and it's updated!
Caricature: Thanxs for the idea! I'll definitely work on it!
smileyface: Thanxs for enjoying my fic and for the idea! It hadn't cross my mind but hopefully this chappy let you know what the guys were doing while the shopping was taking place!
A.L.S.: Here's my new update and I'm glad you like! Enjoy.
Uchiha Avenger: Here's more and yea, Naru will not be the only one shopping (wink)
Demon: Thanxs! Hope u enjoyed this chappy!
FluffyKakashi: Actually is Yoshi, but is pronounced without the i. Anyway, thanxs for reviewing and hope u liked this chappy hands (more mayo wink)
Missfictionlover: Hope u like this chappy and sorry for taking so long to update!
Demon-flying: Yes, Neji is totally jealous of Sasuke! He'll definitely will be concocting devilish plans in the future to deal with his rival of Naru's love.
Oh and everyone else who's reading… remember to REVIEW!
Ja-