YAY! More songs! Well, here are some more songs. Now, be happy, my children! And sing to thine heart's content!
Disclaimer: The show, the characters and some of the comments are borrowed goods
Guess what, people," said Cam, "We have located the Madonna."
"Which Madonna?" asked Booth, "Young Madonna, not so young Madonna, creepy/weird Madonna, ladylike Madonna, punk Madonna…"
"Actually, the very first Madonna"
I made it through the wilderness
Somehow I made it through
Never knew how lost I was
Until I found you
"I was weak, incomplete," Angela sang as Jack spun her around, "I was lost, I was sad and blue."
"But you make me feel," everybody sang, "Yeah you make me feel shiny and new."
Like a virgin
"Remember when you used to whisper that part?" Booth asked.
Bones laughed, "I never did. It was a good thing to be a virgin then."
Touched for the very first time
Like a virgin
With your heartbeat next to mine
Gonna give you all my love, boy
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last
"I did. You know why? Because she said like a virgin. I was a virgin," said Cam.
You're so fine, and you're mine
Make me strong; yeah you make me bold…
"Shaggy and Ric Roc," Zach read the CD. "I remember this. I couldn't get the song out of my head."
He loaded the CD.
Honey came in and she caught me red handed
Creeping with the girl next door
"WOO!" shouted Cam, "I love this song!"
Picture this we were both buck naked
Banging on the bathroom floor
"How could I forget that I have given her an extra key?" sang everyone, "All this time she was standing there she never took her eyes off me."
"I…I really don't know this next part," said Booth.
"Who does?" said Angela, "Just mumble."
How you fi grant your woman access to your villa
Trespasser and witness while you hang unto your pillow
You better watch your back before she turn into a killer
Let's review the situation that you caught up inna
To be a true player you haffi know how fi play
If she say a night convince her say a day
Never admit to a word wha she say
And if she claim a you tell her baby no way
"But she caught me on the counter! It wasn't me!"
Saw me banging on the sofa
It wasn't me
I even let her in the shower
It wasn't me
She even caught me on camera
It wasn't me
She saw the marks on my shoulder
It wasn't me
Heard the words that I told her
It wasn't me
Heard the screams getting louder
It wasn't me
She stayed until it was over
"That song was everywhere," said Angela, "For like months, you could hear it all over the place."
"ANOTHER SHAGGY!" Cam shouted.
"No! that's not fair, Cam!" said Booth, "Nobody else got a second play!"
Mr. Boombastic
All you need is a romantic Boombastic fantastic lover
Shaggy
"Mr. Lover Lover." Cam moved her waist as she sang.
"New rule, one song per singer!" said Booth.
Mm... I'm Mr. lover lover
Hey girl
Mr. Lover Lover
Mm… I'm Mr. Lover Lover
She call me Mr. Boombastic
Say me fantastic
Touch me pon me back
She says I'm Mr. Ro, Ro…Romantic
"It's not fair Cam. Take it out. And put in this."
I'm just an average man
With an average life
I work from nine to five
Hey hell I pay the price
"All I want is to be left alone, in my average home," Booth sang.
Then why do I always fell
Like I'm in the Twilight Zone, and
"I always feel like somebody's watching me, and I have no privacy!"
Oh, oh, oh, I always feel like somebody's watching me
Who's playing tricks on me
"You know, he's right," said Cam, "especially about that shower thing. Listen."
When I come home at night
I bang the door real tight
People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid
Or can the people in the TV see me or am I just paranoid
When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid to wash my hair
'Cause I might turn around and see someone standing there
You may think I'm crazy, just a little touched
But man those showers remind me of Psycho too much
That's why
I always feel like somebody's watching me…
"Psycho was scary," said Jack, "The whole black and white thing creeped me out."
"But have you ever felt like somebody's watching you in the shower?" Cam asked.
"It's only the scariest place in my house," said Booth.
"Next CD," said Bones.
It started at the park
Used to chill after dark
Oh, when you broke my heart
That's when we fell apart
'Cause we both thought that love would last forever
"Last forever!" Cam and Angela sang.
"Suicidal by Sean Kingston," said Jack, "How can a song that is so depressing be so catchy?"
They say we're too young to get ourselves sprung
Oh, we didn't care
We made it very clear
And they also said that we wouldn't last together
"It's very refined, you're one of a kind," sang Cam.
But you mash up my mind
You haffi get declined
Oh Lord, my girl, you're driving me crazy
"You're way too beauuuuuuTIful girl! That's why it will never work!" sang Angela, Bones and Cam.
"Girls like that part," said Zach.
You'll have me
"SUICIDAL, SUICIDAL!"
When they say it's over
"Damn all these beauuuuTIful girls, they only wanna do you dirt!" Booth sang.
They'll have you
"SUICIDAL, SUICIDAL!"
When they say it's over
"Jeez! I thought they banned this!" Angela shouted.
"No, they only censored it."
"Not that! Backstreet Boys!"
"Oh I haven't heard them in so long!" said Cam
"Exactly! Let's play it."
"Who are they again?" asked Bones.
Oh my God, we're back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
Gonna bring you flavour, show you how
Got a question for ya, better answer now
"Am I original?" Booth sang.
"YEAH" sang Angela, Bones and Cam.
"Am I the only one?"
"YEAH,"
"Am I sexual?"
"Well, look at you! You're sex on a stick!" Angela joked.
"Am I everything you need, you better rock your body right!"
"EVERYBODY! YEAH! ROCK YOUR BODY! YEAH! EVERYBODY, ROCK YOUR BODY RIGHT!"
"This song is so stupid," said Jack.
"Backstreet's back, ALRIGHT!"
"The Temptations," said Zach and put the CD aside.
"Wait, wait! Are you crazy? We have to play Temptations!" Cam grabbed the CD from him and put it in.
I've got sunshine
On a cloudy day
When it's cold outside
I've got the month of May
"I guess you'd say," Angela and Jack sang as they danced, "What can make me feel this way?"
"My Bones!" Booth sang as he took Bones by the hand and twirled her around. She laughed.
Talking 'bout my girl
My girl
"I've got so much honey, the bees envy me!" Cam sang, "I've got a sweeter song than the birds in the trees!"
"I guess you'd say what can make me feel this way?" everybody sang, "My girl, talking 'bout my girl. My girl!"
"Oooh! Ooooh!"
"What's wrong with you?" Jack asked Angela.
"We have to play Neil diamond!"
"No we don't!" Zach shouted, "I've heard enough Neil Diamond in my lifetime! I'm allowed exemption!"
"Oh, please, Zach? I really haven't heard him in a long time."
"Well…okay. It's just that almost everybody in my family is a Neil Diamond fan, so I hear his songs all the damn…"
I thought love was only true in fairy tales
Meant for someone else but not for me
"Love was out to get me," sang Bones, "That's the way it seemed."
Disappointment haunted all my dreams
"Then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer!" Booth sang," He sings this?"
"I think he was the first," Angela answered.
Not a trace
Of doubt in my mind
"I'm in love," sang Jack, "I'm a believer I wouldn't leave her if I try. Smash Mouth sang it best."
"No, Neil sang it best," Angela argued.
"Monkees."
"What did you say about monkeys?" Cam asked Bones.
"The Monkees sang it best."
"No, Neil sang it best," Angela continued to argue.
"Oh, wow, if I put this in, we will be going a bit far," said Cam, holding up a CD, "Who remembers Harry Belafonte?"
"I do," said Bones.
"Anybody other than Dr. Brennan?"
The silence was deafening.
"Then let me enlighten you," Cam put the CD in the radio.
Day
Me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day, me say day-o
"Daylight come and me wan' go home," sang everyone
Work all night on a drink a rum
"Daylight come and me wan' go home,"
Stack banana till morning come
"Daylight come and me wan' go home"
Come Missa Tally-Man, tally me banana
"Daylight come and me wan' go home."
Come Missa Tally-Man, tally me banana
"Daylight come and me wan' go home"
"This song is wild," said Cam, "I think some guy on drugs made it up."
"Actually, it is a traditional Jamaican work song. While Jamaica was still a colony of Britain, banana was an important export crop to Europe. They used to work in the fields, cutting the green fruit, stacking it and packaging it for shipping. The fruit would ripen en route to Europe."
"Wow, Bones. How did you know that?" asked Booth.
"I'm an anthropologist, Booth, it's my job to know things like that," she answered.
"NeYo!" Angela shouted, "I love NeYo!"
"But I want to play Lee Ann," said Cam.
"No, we have to play Akon," said Jack
"Okay, let's see…rock paper scissors?" Cam proposed.
They play the first time, all putting out scissors.
"My scissors are biggest!" said Jack.
Angela elbowed him in the side, "It doesn't work like that. Play again."
This time, Jack put out rock, Angela put out rock and Cam put out paper.
"Ha! I win. Paper covers rock!"
She put in the CD
How do I
"Oh, no," said Booth
Get through a night without you
"If I had to live without you," Angela sang, "What kind of life would that be?"
Oh I need you in my arms need you to hold
You're my world, my heart, my soul
"If you ever leave," Cam sang, grabbing Zach and forcing him to dance with her, "Baby, you would take away everything good in my life,"
"Stop it!" Zach protested.
"AND TELL ME NOW HOW WILL I BREATHE WITHOUT YOU!"
"Bones!" Booth shouted, "Don't scare me like that!"
I want to know
How will I breathe without you?
If you ever go
Angela threw her arms around Jack, "How will I ever, ever survive?"
How will I, how will I oh how will I breathe
Without you
"There'd be no sun in my sky."
"You see! You know you like it, Seely. Stop resisting!" Cam shouted, both to Booth and Zach, who was fighting her off.
"There would be no love in my life- I didn't even know I knew it," said Booth.
There'd be no one there for me
"And I, baby I don't know what I would do, I'd be lost if I lost you," sang Booth and Bones together, "If you ever leave, baby you would take away everything real in my life."
"Take it away, Bones!" said Booth.
"AND TELL ME NOW HOW WILL I BREATHE WITHOUT YOU!"
"Leave me alone!" Zach was still resisting Cam's hold.
"It fells good to holler it like that," said Bones.
If you ever go
How will I ever, ever survive?
How will I, how will I, how will I breathe…
So, that is 30songs. We have 40 more to go. Hope you stick it out, and I hope you sang!
Oh, and all the songs in Jamaican, I don't know why I put them all together. I wanted to space them out a little, but they ended up getting written like this. Well, they are kind of popular. And the Shaggy song, It Wasn't Me, that is the version I know. I went online and saw different lyrics. Either they or I are wrong. Now, tell me if you sang!