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Ashfur sat in his chair, Jayfeather smiled at him.

"how was your date?" he asked, Ashfur blushed a smile creeping over his face.

"it was horrible!" he said happy Jayfeather couldn't see him blush.

"You know I can read your mind!" Jayfeather sneered, Ashfur gulped.

"DON'T TELL ANYONE!" he hissed grabbing Jayfeather and shaking him. he nodded.

"I wasn't going to!" he promised, Ashfur nodded and put him down. Dovewing bounded up to them wearing her snack bench, Ashfur grabbed a can of Y.F and sipped it.

"the show is starting!" Ivypool shouted, "Lionheart ready the camera" she added and the red curtains rose.

"hello cats, this is, win a date with Ashfur!" Ashfur meowed, Jayfeather nodded.

"and today Brook and Silverstream will compete to win a date with Ashfur to Sasha's Sushi!" Jayfeather called out and Brook and Silverstream padded on stage, they took their seats.

"Hello! your first question is, what is your feelings towards your mates first love or now love?" Ashfur asked Brook smiled.

"Well Stormfur first liked Squirrelflight and I actually never liked her, she was too bratty, I don't know what he saw in her! she was to ARGH!" Brook groaned and crossed her paws. Silverstream took a deep breath.

"Millie made Graystripe happy again and that is all I wanted for him, BUT the she-cat sucks! she is full of favoritism and she was good at the start but she was just tricking Graystripe!" she yowled. Ashfur smiled.

"You both get two points," he said, Jayfeather made the tally marks. "your next question is, what is your worst trait?" Ashfur asked Silverstream frowned.

"do I have one? um, I'm to perfect?" she guessed, Brook nodded.

"my one is probably I smell of mud," she mewed, Ashfur frowned.

"does that count? anyway one to Silverstream and none to Brook," he said, Jayfeather drew the extra mark.

"Brook is at two and Silverstream is at three," he called, Ashfur smiled and picked up the next yellow card.

"What have you got in common?" he asked, Silverstream's paw shot up, Ashfur nodded.

"well both of us have two kits and have a mate from somewhere else," she said, Brook opened her mouth for her turn.

"We both have a connection with Stormfur," she mewed, Ashfur frowned.

"Oh yeah, two points to Silverstream and one to Brook," he said and Jayfeather drew the mark.

"next question, can you do the splits?" Ashfur asked, Silverstream got up and slipped with ease into the splits then rose, Brook stayed seated. "two points to Silverstream, one taken away for Brook," Ashfur said, Jayfeather nodded.

"Silverstream is at five and Brook is at one," he said, Silverstream grinned. and Ashfur also grinned.

"next question, who is your father?" he asked, Silverstream's paw was up.

"Crookedstar," she said, Brook looked at her paws in shame. Ashfur tutted.

"well, no-one knows so I'll give you a point, Silverstream you get two more,"

"Silverstream is at seven and Brook is at two," Jayfeather said and Ashfur took out his next question card. "who do you think should be the fourth? Firestar, Hollyleaf, Ivypool or Mothwing?" he asked.

"Hollyleaf," Brook guessed, Silverstream tapped her chin.

"Firestar," she said uncertainly, Ashfur nodded.

"Brook you get one and Silverstream you get three," he said and Silverstream bounced up and down.

"Silverstream has won a date with Ashfur to Sasha's Sushi," Jayfeather called out, Ashfur and Silverstream bounded off stage, Brook sighed with relief and padded off to find Stormfur in the crowd. "we will be back!" Jayfeather shouted before the curtains dropped.

Thanks for reading! please review two cats to go on the show!