The ivory haired female flipped over the distraught male, and hit him with the barrel of her gun. An 'oomph' leaves his pale lips, as the ivory haired female flips over him, and pulls the trigger to her silver pistol. The man couldn't even let out a scream when a grunt left his lips, as he hit the floor with a bullet in his forehead. His blood dances around his head, and dyes his blonde hair a dark red. The floor is now filled with multiple bodies—a dozen or more. And the ivory haired woman simply stood there with a smirk on her pink lips.

The mission was quite simple—take down the gang that thought they could take on the big bad M afia. In other words—kill the fish that tried to mess with the blue whale. What didn't make any sense to the white haired beauty was that the Boss sent three of them to eliminate a puny little gang. Please, as if Killing Keys could mess with Fairy Tail.

Killing Keys was dead meat the moment they set sights on destroying Fairy Tail.

Three of the best killers in their Mafia was sent for this mission—why would they need to waste their talents on this? The girl looked at the walls made of concrete, which now had red spots decorating it. When she got here the dumb bastards thought that she wouldn't be able to do shit—well now look at them. Dead, and on their way to hell.

But, they'd most likely be waiting for her when she comes there too.

"Really Mira?" A gruff voice took Mira out of her thinking. She turned around and saw the blonde handsome man, she was proud to call her boyfriend. The man has a lighting scar running down his right eye, and spiky—gorgeous—blonde hair fanning off his head. His purple dress shirt hung tightly to his muscular torso—one that she'd touched many times. His black pants gripped his legs deliciously, and to top it off a large black coat hung around his shoulder.

In other words—he's very good looking.

"What? They thought that I wouldn't be able to do anything...!" Mira pouted, causing Laxus to shake his head at his girlfriend's cute antics.

"And plus..." Mira walked closer to him, purposely swaying her hips. Once she gets close enough to him, she wraps her thin, smooth arms around his neck loosely. One arm escapes, and she uses the arm to trace his features. Her index finger runs down his cheek, tickling it. Laxus' breathe hitches at his alluring girlfriend. Her finger runs down the bridge of his nose "I thought that..." her finger runs down to his upper lip—slowly. He stuck his tongue out to lick his lips—and to take a taste of her delicious skin, but she had other plans. She purposely removes her finger away from his upper lip, and down his chin, then up his bottom lip. A smirk fell onto her soft lips, as she leans closer. "You'd reward me."

Laxus—unable to control himself anymore—kisses her. A kiss that travels through her body, a kiss that electrifies every part of her, bringing her cells to life. A kiss that she wanted since their last meeting—which was twenty minutes ago. He skillfully carries her over the heap of dead bodies, and stuck her to the wall—pressing himself on her. His scent is a scent made of rain and cologne. A beautiful smell.

His hands run all over her body, knowing her ticklish spots, and the spots where she loves to be touched. Kissing her is like kissing her again for the first time—even though it's been five years. Her lips are sweeter than any honey, and have a taste similar to coffee.

He loves coffee.

"Woah, I kill a whole lot of people, then walk in the room to find a free porn scene! Thank you God!" A brown haired woman comes into the room, causing Mira and Laxus to break—sighing at their friend. Laxus places Mira back on the floor, but he never once stops touching her. His hand finds her hand and he holds it.

"Really Cana?" Mira asks chuckling at her longtime friend. Cana smirks and shrugs. Cana is known to be the best drinker in all of Magnolia. She can hold down her alcohol like no other. Cana stands there amused at her two best friends standing there with swollen lips. No one would know how happy she is for them, but she is a little mad that the blonde male won't propose yet. Cana's long brown hair sways slightly. And small blood spots decorate her bare stomach—she's only wearing a bikini top, and shorts.

"What? I just killed a dozen men or so, I deserve a show! And plus that dumbass Bacchus, isn't in town!" Cana growls muttering profanities at her fuckbuddy.

"I don't get why you and Bacchus don't admit your feelings for each you've been at this for what," Laxus furrows his eyebrows as he does the math "eight years?"

"We don't like each other, its sex! Just, sex!" Cana growls a small blush staining her tan cheeks. Cana knew that it was a lie though, but like most girls she was insecure when it came to his feelings for her. So, in order to save herself from the pain she tells people she likes them—although she's completely in love with that crazy fool.

"Alright, did you find anything out? Anything important?" Mira asked, making small circles with her thumb on the back of his hand. "Like why they thought they could attack us?"

Cana's eyes widen slightly as she remembers what that bitch she beat up said.

The sound of the gun shot echoes, and when the bullet hit its target a scream escaped from his lips. The man had tears in his eyes. Cana's eye twitches as she remembers Bacchus' annoyingly handsome face. You fuckin' son of a bitch leaving to go on a mission, that's in a fucking different continent! She thought with anger. Cana was horny, and she was sure that no one could help her kinky needs like Bacchus could.

"Please stop! It isn't our fault he—he promised us protection he—he said that—that we would become a great Mafia. That—that I could become the Don! Please—please don't do this, I'm—I'm sorry! I have a daughter and wife t-take them, please let me live!" The man sobbed like a little bitch. At least that's what Cana thought. She had already shot his dick, his, arm, his shoulder, and his knee caps, she should let him die already. And plus what disgusted her even more was how he was sacrificing his family.

"Worthless little fucker" she growled as she shot him straight in the head.

"This guy was talking about how he was told to do this by this other guy, and if he did then he would become a Don, or some shit like that." Cana explains to them.

"Well, we better go back then—Natsu's probably gonna be pissed" Mira said.

"MWAHAHAHAH I AM THE GREAT LUCY HEART-E-FILIA! AND YOU SHALL BOW DOWN TO ME, IN THE LAND OF BUBBLE-NUGGETS!" Lucy shouts as she stands on Erza's back. Erza was simply crying as she wears an orange starburst costume.

Natsu and Gray had snot running down their noses as they fed more starbursts to Lucy. They each had their own starburst costume too, Natsu was wearing the red one, and Gray was wearing the pink one. Life was good for Lucy Heartfilia, being the Queen of a whole kingdom and all! "OI!" Lucy shouts when she sees Levy and Gajeel getting down and dirty on the licorice fields "I NEVER ENSLAVED YOU SO YOU COULD FUCK! GUARDS, TAKE THEM!"

Two ginormous cups of milkshakes come and nod at her "wait!" She then calls one of them over and jumps in the cup.

"WAHOOOOOOOO!" She shouts as she bathes in the strawberry milkshake "now, you may go!" The two guards walked over to the licorice fields, and grabbed Gajeel and Levy.

"NOOOOOOOO, MY BUTTER-BOOBY-CUP!" Gajeel shouts tears and snot running down his face.

"NOOOOOOOO, MY NUTTER-SEXY-BUTTER!" Levy shouts as tears and snot also run down her face.

"NOOOOOOOO, MY MILKSHAKE IS FINISHED!" Lucy shouts as she lays on the ground with an empty cup next to her. She continues crying as she licks her skin—it has some of the milkshake from when she jumped in on it. Whereas the remaining milkshake is crying over the death of his brother.

"No! Bwaha-ha-ha-haaaa!" Lucy shouts in her sleep. Her hair tossing everywhere. Then her eyes dart open, as she scans the room she's currently in. The light was on so she could see where she was. The room she was in was literally a storage closet. She was simply laying in between the two shelves, of boxes, on a blanket.

"M-My, kingdom? Baby, where are you?" Lucy asks, sobbing—although no tears came out. Then she remembered what happened. "Oh right—pffft—Cotton Candy Man!" Then as if she wasn't crying a moment ago she starts laughing hysterically.

"...And that's what happened." Cana finishes explaining as she continues to drink from her 'apple juice.' They had gotten to the HQ about ten minutes ago, and they explained their current situation. Natsu processes the new information, and furrows his eyebrows. He takes a drag out of his delicious cigar, and blows it out.

"So, a rat" he takes another slow drag of his cigar, "is trying to take out a Lion." Natsu lets out a laugh—one that brought shivers down everyone's spine. "Let's show this little rat, what happens when you mess with a Fairy."

Gray smirks as he stares at his childhood friend. "And what happens when you mess with a dragon?"

Natsu smirks as he looks at his closest friend, "you get burned."

Lucy opens the door after her laughing fit, and she gets out—Lucy style. Everyone's eyes fell on the blonde who had a smirk on her pink lips. "I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!" Lucy starts doing the sprinkler, then the disco, and lastly—everyone's favorite—the running man. "ALL YOU BROTHERS CAN'T DENY" she points to all the guys in the room, but when she notices new people she stops her dancing. "Who in the name of starbursts are you?"

Laxus raises his eyebrow at the blonde, and then looks over at Natsu who seems to be glaring at her. Who the fuck is she? Mira and Cana both had the same thoughts, but they couldn't help but find her adorable.

Lucy narrows her eyes at the blonde man on the couch. With a growl she walks over to him. No, no, no, bub! There can only be one blonde and it is me!

Wait Lucy, wasn't he here before you though? Her inner-self argued.

Am I supposed to care?

It's logical that—

Sweetie you seem to be forgetting that logic and I aren't besties!

With that she shut off the argument that was going on inside her head. Everyone stared at the blonde as she glares at Laxus and walks over, all of them have amusement ringing through their eyes. Laxus himself was confused as to why a small blonde would come over to him—he scares the shit out of people.

"Get up bud, now!" She angrily said. Laxus followed what she said and got up, wanting to see where this was going. Lucy looked up at him as he got up—he was taller than she expected. "Um...c-can you, y'know, shorten down?"

Laxus chuckled at her "what the fuck is this?"

"A fight to the death!"

Their eyes all widened—well except Natsu, but then again he was known to not make much facial expressions—unless it was glaring, or smirking. Lucy was full on glaring at him not like the you-fucked-my-girlfriend-when-your-my-brother glare, no, it was the you-stole-my-starbursts-when-I-trusted-you glare.

"Back as a kid, I learned MMA , and boxing. So," Lucy smirks "I guess you can say I'm gonna kick your butt!"

"Wait," Laxus furrowed his eyebrows, and tried to ignore the headache the small girl was giving him "why the fuck am I fighting a fifteen year old?"

"HEY! I'M SEVENTEEN YOU POOP-LICKER!" Lucy shouts at him "and were doing this because their can only be one blonde standing!" She then looks up at the ceiling "STAAAAAARBUUUUUURSTS!" She shouts before she gives multiple punches to Laxus' stomach.

"Take this and" another punch is thrown at him "that! HAZA! You shall die by the Infinite Punches of DOOM!" Then she sends multiple rapid punches to his stomach. She finishes and starts to pant. Her arms felt like they had a stampede of elephant run on them—twice. She wipes the sweat that managed to find her forehead away, and looks up. "M-Monster!" She shouts.

How can someone live after that? I just used my ultimate finisher! Shit, I'm screwed!

Before Laxus can say anything Lucy turns around and looks at the ceiling. "Thank you God for giving me life. Mama I hope you're proud of me. Dad" she looks down on the ground then looks up. "I hope you rot in hell. God, in heaven make me the Queen of Bubble-nuggets, and let these fools next to me be my slaves. Let me have infinite milkshakes, and starburst. OH MY BLOB! LET ME HAVE INFINITE STAR-SHAKES! Please let me—"

"What the fuck?" Cana asks laughing along with everyone else "what in the world are you doing?"

Everyone continued to laugh making Lucy's eyes narrow. Why in the world would they laugh at her situation? Did they want her dead? Lucy it's a Mafia, they don't care if you're living or not. "You're not gonna die, princess" Loke snapped her out of her thoughts. Lucy could almost swear she sees a halo on his head.

"I'm—I'm not?"

"Only if you tell me why there can only be one blonde" Laxus butts in, taking a liking to the girl. She amused him.

"Obviously because I'm an ori-gi-nal, and" she sucks in her teeth "I don't like copycats." Laxus' head nearly exploded. He had killed twenty men less than five hours ago, and one small girl was enough to give him a headache. What has the world become?

"You do—"

"But, it's okay! Your hair color isn't blonde, it's yellow! You're officially forgiven Mr. Yellow!" Lucy grins and wraps her arms around him in a hug. Laxus' eyes popped out of their sockets. What in the world was going on in her head? Why was she hugging him? She's not scared? Everyone had the same thoughts, as they looked at the busty blonde.

What a weird kid.

"Well, now that we got that whole dramafest sorted out, I need to update you on your mission." Natsu said cutting in through everyone's thoughts.

"Mission?" Lucy asked.

"You didn't think you'd be doing nothing here did you?"

"..."

SOOO DID YA LIKE? If you did reviews are HIIIIIIIIIIIIGHLY APPRECIATED. I know that Lucy is OOC, but it's my story. And I know this is supposed to have action in it, but when you're near Lucy she has that funny personality—whereas everyone has the serious one, you get what I'm saying? So around Lucy it's gonna be less serious. I have a plan with all of this, so don't worry loves! Thank you for over 600 reads, 39 follows, and 21 favs! So, I will respond to all the reviews here, even though I responded to some already! Sorry for any mistakes, i checked over it two times.

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