Disclaimer: I do not own Merlin, the BBC does. And I don't own Facebook or status updates.
I got this idea from a similar thing on the Jane Eyre section and thought it would work for Merlin. It's basically the episode written out as status updates on Facebook. There will be one for each episode, whenever I get round to writing it.
This is by far my favourite episode out of the series and I hope I've done it justice. Enjoy!
Nimueh is bleeding
Nimueh is doing magic
The Mercia Party is arriving in Camelot
Uther has accepted Bayard's friend request
Carra/Nimueh is in disguise
Merlin is doing the donkey work
Merlin has sent a friend request to Carra/Nimueh
Carra/Nimueh has accepted Merlin's friend request
Merlin is flirting badly
Nimueh is changing the chalices
Arthur has given a "Ceremonial Outfit" to Merlin
Merlin is wearing a very funny feathered hat
Carra/Nimueh is "pretty for a princess, let alone a handmaiden"
Bayard has tagged Uther and Arthur in the note "Very long speech and goblet-giving"
Carra/Nimueh is telling Merlin a secret
Merlin is making a dramatic entrance
Uther is forcing Merlin to drink the poisoned wine
Merlin is drinking the poisoned wine
Merlin is unconscious
Gaius is researching the poison
Gaius has tagged Arthur in the note "The Morteus Flower and how to get it"
Merlin is dead in 5 days, if not cured
Nimueh is escaping
Uther has tagged Arthur in the note "Leave Merlin to die"
Morgana has tagged Arthur in the note "Save Merlin"
Arthur is leaving
Merlin is talking in a funny language
Merlin is dead in 2 days, if not cured
Morgana is arguing with Uther
Nimueh is watching
Gwen is unable to find Carra/Nimueh
Merlin is calling out for Arthur
Arthur is attending the event "Cockatrice Fight" (A/n: and not retrieving his sword)
Arthur is meeting the "poor, beaten girl" aka Nimueh
Arthur is creeping through the dark, creepy caves
Merlin has tagged Arthur in the note "It's a trap"
Nimueh has tagged Arthur in the note "Eos lift fear water hessu meme, aeof ackstanas hessu meme, ickan stanna du Britain hessu meme"
Arthur is hanging off a cliff
Arthur is killing a spider
Nimueh is leaving
Merlin is doing magic
Arthur is being helped by a big blue ball of light
Merlin is telling Arthur to follow the light
Arthur is going after the flower
Merlin is telling Arthur to move, climb and go faster
Arthur is alive and has the flower
Arthur is back in Camelot
Arthur is in the cells
Uther has tagged Arthur in the note "You Disobeyed Me!"
Uther is being a big meanie
Gwen is sneaking in to the dungeon
Arthur has given a "Morteus Flower" to Gwen
Gwen is getting fresh water
Gaius is doing magic
Gaius has given a "Cure" to Merlin
Merlin is dead (A/n: very good breath-holding by Colin Morgan)
Gaius is hugging Gwen
Merlin is a ghost come back to haunt them
Gwen has given a "Kiss" to Merlin
Bayard is innocent
The Mercia Party is leaving
Arthur has tagged Morgana in the note "Mystery Magic"
Uther has tagged Arthur in the note "Evil Sorceress"
Uther is proud of Arthur
Merlin is "still alive then"
Merlin is going to be back to work tomorrow
Merlin is thanking Arthur
Gaius is thinking Nimueh wanted to kill Merlin
Merlin has tagged You in the note "Keep the Magic Secret"
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