Show Offs
[Kakashi/Sakura, Roy Mustang, G]
When the Colonel snapped his fingers and sparked the surrounding arena into flame, Kakashi, looking bored, tilted his neck from side to side before taking a deep breath and, keeping his hands in his pockets, blew a steady stream of fire from his nostrils.
From behind him, Sakura asked with a raised eyebrow, "Why don't you just pull out your penis and compare sizes already? We could save a lot of time and it wouldn't make me as sweaty."