Sakura sighed, watching Naruto chase a small, red creature along the shore.
"Naruto, you're such an idiot," she moaned.
"What's wrong about chasing a crab, Sakura?" Kakashi asked, reading his Icha Icha book once again.
"Why would someone want to chase a crab? It's just a crab! Why is he doing it?"
"And why is crab walking sideways?"
Sakura turned to him. "Huh?"
"Why is crab walking sideways, Sakura?"
"How should I know?" she asked, confused. "It's his nature or something."
Kakashi smiled. "That's right, Sakura. Crab is walking sideways because it's his nature. He's just like that."
Sakura looked at the jolly blonde, who just managed to chase the poor animal down and was holding it now.
"Sensei?"
"Yes, Sakura?"
"I still think crabs are weird."
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"Sensei?"
"Yes, Sakura?"
"Do you think that when the crab will grow up, he will stop walking sideways?"
Kakashi looked up from his book and looked at Naruto, who still struggled to keep the crab in his hands. "I don't know, Sakura," he admitted.