...This is gonna be stupid. {Apology to XSpeedo for this, but... But please don't hate it, i'm just... Frickin bored.}

Computer: Isolation Complete.

Darkness appears

Computer: This is Solar's left brain, objective, logical, cold, analitical, aware of patterns, aware of trends. He's efficient. And a prick.

Darkness: ...Grrrr...

Computer: This is Solar's right brain,

Speedy appears

Computer: He is subjective, creative, sensory, aware of feelings, aware of people. He's emotional. And an idiot.

Speedy: That's your opinion, careful with opinions.

Computer: Okay boys. Play nice.

Darkness: I am the left brain, I am the left brain. I work really hard until my inevitable death brain. You got a job to do, you better do it right, and the right way is with the left brain. Might-

Speedy: I like Oreo's and pussy! Yes! In that order! And I cry for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3! Wait! I am the right brain! I have feelings! I'm a little all over the place, but I'm lustful, trustful, and I'm looking for somebody to love!

Darkflame starts to walk by

Darkness: Here comes a female! Here comes a female! Puff your chest out, take your phone and check your email! Our evolutionary purpose is to repopulate, so gather data now and see if she's a possible mate.

Speedy: Holy fuck! I think she might be the oone! There's something about her... I just can't describe it!

Darkness: ...Tits.

Speedy: I am the Earth. She is the glorious Suun! I want her to trust me, and I just want her to. How do I say this, I want her to sit on my face!

Darkness: Alright, now, right brain, you're being insane.

Speedy: No, left brain, I'm just being alive. You should try it! You might like it!

Darkness: I worked hard to give him everything he cared about! You were worried about the things he was scared about. I'm calm and collected, when you act wild. I am the adult, you are the child!

Speedy: You think you're the right one every time! You think you know everything, but you don't know anything at all! Half of his problems were 'sposed to be mine! But you wanted everything! I hope you're happy! 'Cause he's sure not...

Darkness: Oh, well according to my calculations, I'm sorry, let me run the numbers again, you're a pussy.

Speedy: Really? You're really just gonna be doing name-calling?

Darkness: I'm not calling names. I'm just stating facts. And the fact is, you're a quivering pussy.

Speedy: I'm the pussy?! Well at least I don't play with toys still. Okay?

Darkness: Rubix cubes are not toys! They keep my spacial reasoning skills sharp.

Speedy: Left brain plays with toys! Look at you! Mr... You're a... Toy-player...!

Darkness: Well at least I did my fucking job! Alright?! I kept him working! I kept him productive! You were supposed to look after him! You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable through all this! Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling! How he's feeling! He's feeling unhappy! It's because you failed him! You did this to him! He hates you! I know he does! He fucking hates you!

Speedy: Slams against the corner and falls down, starting to cry.

Darkness: Look, right brain, I'm sorry. Okay?

Speedy: No, you're not...

Darkness: Look, maybe there's something that we could do together?

Speedy: Together...?

Darkness: Take the best parts of both of us and put them together!

Speedy: I'm listening!

Darkness: It would let you let your feelings out. It would let me analyze. So you could man the themes, I'll man the fort! It's something that George Carlin did! It's something that Steve Martin did! It's something special that we could both perform! Do you know what it is?

Speedy: Juggling! We could juggle! And juggle our cares away!

Darkness: facepalm No, it was comedy... We could do comedy together!

Computer: Initiating drill assembly

Darkness: Alright, look, right brain, we're gonna do comedy!

Speedy: Alright! Alright! Left brain! I'll do comedy with you!

Darkness: We'll fix him alright?! We'll make him happy again!

Speedy: Left brain! Left brain! I love you! hugs Darkness

Darkness: I know! Hugs back

Computer: Experiment Complete

Okay, that was the Speedy/Darkness for Right Brain/Left Brain. If any of you have not seen the animation for Sans, do it directly after reading this!

Also, XSpeedo/Raptors The Shadow Android, if you see this, I'm fuckin' sorry 'kay? I just couldn't resist. xD