So your Death Note is Broken
Chapter 3: Gender bending – Death note style.
The weekend, another day and another reason for Light to dread every moment the day ticked away. Not only was his death note broken, the stress was affecting his grades as well. He even missed getting a perfect by half a mark, which wasn't normal because, after all, he was the perfect, upstanding student that all the girls went wild for and….
(Author: BLAH BLAH BLAH!!)
Ahem
Slowly Light dragged himself from the warmth that was his bed, and there, waiting for him on his desk, was his death note. The very object that once gave him pleasure, now gave him more reason to hate the world. But by continuing to use it, he knew he could restore the book back to its old killing purpose. Emitting a sad sigh, Light trundled over to his desk, flicked on the TV and watched the morning news for criminals.
"This is Rachel Harada, reporting to you live from Shibuya." It had started. Light held his pen nervously…
What kind of madness will I be expecting today...? Light began to shudder as he thought of all the possibilites. As he watched the TV the cameraman zoomed in on the man standing on top of the building. He had a gun and was threatening to shoot himself.
"Suichiro Hachiro, age 29, he is currently wanted for armed robbery and arson, and 12 counts of assault," the reporter said as the criminal point the gun to his head, taunting the police and onlookers further. Light sighed again as he wrote the name of the criminal into the book, thinking positively as he did so…
Maybe the deathnote fixed itself early… I hope so…
He would later regret being so optimistic…
So as soon as the 40 second mark hit, the man started to transform….
"Oh God are you filming this?" Rachel Harada spoke as the man was suddenly changed into….
A woman, and a busty one at that. It was enough to make Light's eyes pop out.
"The MADNESS will not end. Kira has turned the criminal into a red headed woman…." The criminal looked like he/she was confused. She looked at herself and dissappeared from the top of the building. She reappeared from the main doorway of the building only minutes later, her face beaming as she grabbed her top and with one smooth move, she pulled it up, causing many men to gasp and Light to clasp his head with both hands.
"HEY CHECK OUT MY TITS!!" The newly reborn criminal spoke in the most high picthed, giggly voice known to man. As the woman was escorted by a male officer (who for some reason, had the biggest grin on his face…Author: YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S GOING TO DO :3), Light's face went paler than toilet paper.
I have to turn criminals into members of the OPPOSITE sex?? Light thought this was a pretty terrible predicament, however a small part of him thought it would be amusing to see a woman turn into a man. In order to test this theory, he looked on the internet and found a live feed of a woman in a Jail cell. It was from a website labelled "Criminals gone bad" and it showed men and women criminals.
Then one woman caught his eye. Hitomi Kanzaki, arrested for vandalism. He wrote her name down and waited. 40 seconds passed and Light looked closely as Hitomi dropped to the ground. Her inmate ran to her side as she rolled in pain. Light's eyes beamed…
Come on… DIE!! Instead he watched as Hitomi was turned into…
A blonde male with muscles, and big assets too!! Light thought to himself that if he was gay, he would dig that man (lol). The inmate was shocked as she yelled for help.
"HITOMI TURNED INTO A MAN…. A…very good looking man…" Hitomi was perusing his new package before looking at the imate with glazed eyes, his new manhood hardening up instantly.
"Call me 'Hiro' now. Say, you want to give me a go??" The blonde said as Light twiched at the sound of the man's sentence.
You're JOKING?? Light twitched more as the inmate leapt towards 'Hiro' and Hiro obliged, carrying the inmate to the bottom bunk, ripping off his pants at the same time. The webcam viewing had now turned into a live porno, and Light really didn't want to watch. He switched off the monitor as the pair began their romp, sweat beads dripping from his face. He turned to Ryuk, who had just appeared from the wall with a wide grin on his face.
"So Ryuk, what do you make of this event…?" Light turned as the shinigami laughed.
"Well, you'll be getting a lot of people excited if these people continue to turn out beautiful." Light grumbled to himself, pouting as he did so.
I was SUPPOSED to rain hell on wrong-doers and sinners, NOT turn them into envisionments OF GOD!! The teen sighed as he turned on the monitor of his computer again, just catching the webcam view of the other inmates watching 'Hiro' and his inmate go at it. He went to the other inmates and started to write the names of as many criminals as he could find.
4 more days….4 more days!! At this point Light was chuckling to himself maniacally, Ryuk instantly taking this as a sign that Light had snapped. He watched, twitching with an insane grin, as all the criminals, about 88 in total, turned into goregeous blondes, brunettes, raven black haired and skin colours of all kinds. And ALL OF THEM WERE BEAUTIFUL!! Light felt like his world was falling apart…
And worse still, he was welcoming the notion… Just as he was about to scream though, Light heard the sound of his mother bellowing out from downstairs.
"Light, it's 12pm, time for lunch!" she rang as Light stood up, his face devoid of life.
"I'll be back with some apples…." He said blankly as Ryuk grinned, the thought of apples exciting the large shinigami….
--Later that Night—
"62 women and 38 men. Of those 62 women, 20 are blonde, 12 are red heads, 20 are brunettes and 10 black haired. Also they are of mixed races." Watari debriefed L as the young man listened in, his confusion getting worse.
"What's going on? This definitely isn't like Kira to do this. Could it be that his way of killing people is failing?" L was absolutely baffled, what was Kira doing? "What of those people who got affected?"
"They're on hire by modelling agencies and porn industry tycoons. The porn movie profits are making a good profit for the police." Watari answered. As L looked at the papers, scoffing down a chocolate as he did so, he noticed that an armed robber was missing from the list.
"Wait what happened to….Watari??" L turned to find that Watari had disappeared.
--Watari's house—
Watari entered his temporary accommodation, tired from all the investigations and paperwork. A busty brunette was waiting at the door with a skimpy silk dress that would have made any guy oggle madly at her. However the lady was at one stage, a man…
For it was the armed robber that L found missing in the papers.
"Thanks for busting me out old man?" She said in her sweetest voice.
"Good thing I have a fettish for brunettes," the old man smiled as he clasped the lady by the waist. "Now remember the deal…"
"Yes I do, I am you sex slave," She shrugged as she led the man to the room for some much needed 'relief'.
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Author's note: Yes it's been a long time coming…. Gomen gomen…. My time has been eaten by the Government Job Monster!! :D