I am sorry this took so long, my funny bone was stollen by an idiot then broken so I had to buy a new one before I could write this again!...*cough* anyway huge thanks to everyone who reviews/follows/faved this story- I would write more but I want to update this now
WARNING: Some readers may need to tie themselves down when reading this fanfic (you know who you are!)
Princess Tutu cut!
Ahiru- Lucy
Fakir- Sid
Mytho- Jonathan/ Joe
Rue- Tallulah/Tal
Drosselmeyer- Edward/Ed
Autor- Arthur/ Artie
Pike- Samantha/ Sam
Lillie- Amy
- Sebastian (voice and dancer)
Edel- Marie
Uzura- Rebecca
Femio- Matt
The Raven- Gregory (voice only)
BLEEP!
[Sid is standing outside a closet beside a safety mat while Lucy stands at the end of the hall ]
Lucy: [Angry]What are you doing?! What is this 'punishment'? [runs toward Sid]Why do you always do such cruel [Lucy pushes Sid back but loses balance]thi-eeek!
Sid: Wah!-
[Lucy lands on top of Sid who starts laughing][Lucy pout but also starts to giggle]
Joe: [wolf whistle in background] Go get'em Lulu!
Take 2
[Sid is standing outside a closet beside a safety mat while Lucy stands at the end of the hall ]
Lucy: [Angry]What are you doing?! What is this 'punishment'? [runs toward Sid]Why do you always do such cruel things?
[Sid falls back onto safety mat] [Lucy turns to closet door and starts pulling ob the handle]
Lucy: Mytho, you too! You have Rue waiting for you- and you finally -
[Lucy pushes against the door and yelps as it opens and she stumbles through]
Lucy: got your heart shards ba-aaack! Whoa!
[Sid bursts out laughing and stands up]
Sid: [chuckling]S-sorry, I forgot to lock the door...
[Lucy appears looking miffed and her hair out of place but smiling slightly]
Lucy: You don't say? [looking to camera] and he calls me the moron!
BLEEP!
[Lucy marching across the school grounds]
Lucy: Oh-well-ohwell-oh-ell-OLOLOL- [halts and bursts into laughter]pht-hahahaha! I can't do it!
BLEEP!
[camera shakes a little before focusing on Joes smiling face]
Joe:Hello everyone! It's Mytho here also known as Joe the Awesome! And here we have~ [camera spins round to Tal in a jeans and a hoodie] the lovely Rue also known as our beautiful Tallulah, say hi Tal.
Tal: [blushes brightly and rolls eyes] Hey.[small wave]
Joe: [pouting] I said 'hi' not 'hey'
Tal:[lifts an eyebrow at him then faces camera]Anyway~ We are here because we- meaning I- have noticed that a certain two of our favourite actors are acting very much like their characters back stage-
Joe: And so I have made it my quest to watch over them and find out the truth!
Tal: Meaning we are going to sneak around spying on them so we can use this as blackmail.
Joe: That too- to the Joe-Mobile!
[Scene cuts to film set where Lucy is sitting alone on a tree stump after shooting]
Joe: [whispering] Wild Duck has appeared! [smacking sound and camera shakes]Ow! What was that for?~
Tal: [Also whispering] Quit the Pokémon references and concentrate on Lucy!
Joe: I thought you were a Fakiru shipper? [Smack]Ow!
Tal: Shh! Sid's here!
[Sid appears a little way behind Lucy, he notices her and stops for a moment]
[Lucy is searching through a bag, looking she tips out everything]
[Sid shakes his head and walks off]
Joe: What?! I thought that-
Tal: Shh!
[After a few moments Sid reappears with a crumpled script in his hands]
Joe: Ohh...
[Sid stands for a few seconds staring at Lucy as she frantically searches through her things][With a slight blush Sid coughs loudly to get her attention]
[Lucy halts and her face turns bright pink ][Lucy jumps up and starts shoving her things back in her bag, stuttering and fumbling before shyly looking up at Sid]
Lucy: I-um- haha- Hi Sid! I was just,eh, just kinda looking for something. I'll just...um...
[Sid blinks then holds up her script]
Sid: This?
[Dropping her things Lucy rushes forward and hugs him, making them fall over]
Lucy: Yes!Oh thankyouthankyouthankyou-
[Camera zooms in on Sids bright red face]
Sid: Yeah-sure- can you get off please?
[Lucy freezes before quickly jumping off him]
Lucy: Gah! I'm sorry! Are you hurt?
Sid: [sigh]I'm fine, just warn me next time. [Stands up and hands her the script] Your lucky that I knew where to look, you always leave these things in weird places. I mean- the mouth of that donkey costume? Seriously?
Lucy: [Grins as she takes the script] Haha, yeah, I'll try harder next time
Sid: [Grins evily] So what's my reward? [wink]
Lucy: [blushes heavily]U-um...
[Just as Sid is about to say something Lucy goes on her tip-toes and kisses him on the cheek]
[Sid stares blankly into space not noticing as Lucy runs off][Sid blushes lightly and touches his cheek just as Joe bursts out laughing]
Joe:[Loud] Hahahaha!-Y-your face-haha-oh that was gold!
[Sid looks around and spots the two- more importantly he also spots the camera, suddenly Sid is looking very pissed-off]
Tal: Joe, I think we should run now.
Joe: [still laughing] H-huh? [laughing fades as Sid gets closer] Ah! Wild and very angry Knight has appeared- Yep, running sounds good to me!
[camera blurs as they run off]
Sid: Hey! Get back here!
Joe: Not on my life Lover-boy!
Tal: Great- Now he'll really kill us!
BLEEP!
[Sebastian in his bright green cat-morph suit and a fedora doing the moon walk across the studio floor, then spinning and falling over]
Lucy: [behind camera]...pffff- ha ha ha! [carries on laughing as Sebastian huffs and blushes]
BLEEP!
[Camera secretly zooms in on Sid as he reads through a script, looking more confused as he reads each line][muffled snickering in background]
Sid:...[blinks in shock][double take and flushes red] Wait- I WHAT!?
[Director and Joe can be heard laughing in background]
[blushing, Sid glares at them heatedly but smiles as he shakes his head]
Sid: Not cool guys. Not cool...[looks at script again] where did you even get this?
[Scene cuts to Joe pointing at a computer screen and Sid hitting his head against the desk]
Sid: [mumbling] Never. Ask. Questions. Never. Ask. Questions. Never. Ask. Questions...
BLEEP!
[Tallulah as Kreahe talking to a group of dancers dressed as crows suddenly notices the camera]
[Tal whispers to the dancers and gets them to line-up with her in the middle, arms over each other's shoulders]
Tal: 1 2 3! [Tal and crow dancers start doing the can-can] Da-da! Da-da-da-da. Da-da! Da-da-da-da, Da-da! Da-da-da-da-da, dadadadadadada! Da-da! Da-da-da-da...
BLEEP!
Unfortunately that is all for now- sorry if it wasn't as good as the others but this new bone is being stubourn!
PM me any ideas as usual to help me out, they will be filtered and hand picked for writing! Please review! and-er- sorry that I'm not updating my stories much, I'll try and do better for you guys T^T
Thank you!