A/N: Here's another round of Funny Moments.. Believe me, I think I made up for the last chapter.
Disclaimers: I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender. I do not own the joke my sister's friend made up "I got it from my mama," or the song it started in. Nope, don't own any of that.
Enjoy! (:
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Toph was sitting in one of the many little rooms in their new house, watching Sokka and Suki train. They were throwing knives and practicing stealthiness. Toph sat casually, and started to ramble.
"Gah, it really bothers me...This stupid hair...and my stupid toes hurt after I pick them," she said, to no one in particular. She messed with her hair a bit, then went back to picking her toes.
It was about twenty minutes later, when she started up again.
"Dang these stupid knuckles. They hurt from so much cracking..."
Twenty more minutes later, boredom was eating away at Toph so bad, she nearly yelled.
"GOSH! Boredom is soooooo boring!"
She made it through a whole more set of twenty minutes....agitated still.
"Why do people even grow hair on their heads? Can't we all just be like Aang?" Sokka held back a laugh, and in doing so got a pressure point from Suki who instantly felt bad.
Actually, another hour passed, as Aang came to train with the rest of them. Toph was pretty much half dead. Poke her with a stick like a bug, and she may just topple over, dead from lack of activity. This was actually a bit unlike her...
"GAH! I hate this...Stupid hair, toes, boredom, brain lacking of oxygen...Stupid butt." Her butt did hurt..
Then, as suddenly as her boredom appeared, Sokka turned from training, let his laughter fly, and did something hilarious.
"You got it from ya mama!" he said, dancing and slapping his butt. Toph put her foot up on the pedestal next to her, ready to sleep off her boredom.
"You'd think that guy was crazed up on cactus juice everyday of his life," she muttered, before drifting off to sleep.
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A/N: Sorry everyone, I just made it one little thing, not two...But I figured since this was pretty funny (at least I thought so) you'd like it.
I'll update another time. Thanks for reading!
XDRegan
