Hey sorry this chapter was late but my computer went kaput and errased everything.

Unexpected Parenting

Sorry I Can't Take Him

Yusuke pulled himself off the floor and sat up relieved, "Well, that's one crisis settled. Anyone got any bright ideas of how are we doing the babysitting routine?"

"Oh yeah that reminds me." Kuwabara said in slight whisper, "I can't Take him next week." Yusuke face faulted and leaped back up with avengence, "What do you mean you can't! Don't tell me it's cause he pulled your hair off!"

"It's not like that Urameshi! My aunt is ataying with is and she can't see any babies!"

"Why? Does she eat them? "

Kazuma shived his finger at Yusuke's nose firmly, "Punk. My aunt is terrible when it comes to kids, kittens, or anything cute. She hates them. She always complains on how much they make a mess-"

"In diapers. Now unless you some strange reason you use them as placemats your aunt won't even know he's there." "You don't understand. She's like Immumoto with us!I even had to make a saferoom in the attic for Eikachi."

Yusuke rolled over on the ground, "Gah! Is everyone working against me? I can't take him either this place isn't exactly babyproof ."

"Quiet. You'll wake him." Yukina surprisingly snapped.

Shizuru then stood up grabbin her purse, "Anyway, that's why we really came here. It was nice seeing the kid though. Come on bro."

Kuwabara slumped, "Yes maham."

"Oh shoot I have to go too. The busy season is coming up and I have to get my oar polished and my uniform to the cleaners." Botan suddenly shrieked jumping up.

Yusuke soon felt his hopes take another spiral downward, "Then take him with you. Babies love to fly."

But the pilot of the River Styx was already halfway out the door, "I'm sorry but I can't carry dead souls and a mortal child at the same time." Disappearing.

He slowly turned his head to his girlfriend, "Kei…ko…?"

"Sorry Yusuke. I can't."

Immediately Yusuke felt like he had plunged into a deep, black, cataclysmic pit of sleepless nights, endless bottle, and miles and miles of diapers.

The Infant child rolled over to his other side with a tiny thumb in his mouth.

Yukina smiled at the adorable little creature. With great reluctance she surrendered him over to Atsuko. A bassinet bed had been delivered from the box ready to be in use once more.

"Yusuke, Why don't we put this in your room?"

The teen buries his head in his hands, "Sure. Why not. Everything else hasn't gone right."

At three the morning he came to regret the decision as the demon awoke with a wail. All through the night he cried and screamed for someone to tend his needs.

Yusuke laid awake though out the night restless, helpless, hopeless.

"Whaaah! Whaaah! Ueh heh waaah!"

The next morning Kuwabara came by to visit. It was the weekend so he thought he should help out with Hiei to make up for the rejection yesterday. He found the door unlocked and the apartment unusually quiet. "Urameshi? Urameshi? You there?" He searched around until the struggling cooing sounds of a little one led him to the kitchen.

Yusuke was standing half dead by the counter with tha baby in one arm while holding a bottle with the other.

The chibi Hiei kept pushing it away replying with another whine.

"Come on pipsqueek, drink."

"Little guy making a fuss huh?"

Yusuke turned his head to the other teen. His neck as limp as a rag doll's, "Can't…stop…crying…so …tired…"

Kuwabara quickly retrieved the infant out of his grasp. The boy was bound to collapse at any moment. "Come on let me try." He stole the bottle next and tried to feed him himself. But the formula surprisingly didn't move inside, not so much as a bubble. With a little maneuvering he opened up the lip to investigate. He frowned to his discovery as he emptied the powder back into the container.

"Hey what're doing I was feeding him that!"

"You're supposed to put water in it dummy. And you thought I was stupid."

Detective Yusuke slumped down on the stool, "Aww man…I thought I did. Man I don't know how parents do it."

Kuwabara by the end of his rant had made up a fresh bottle and the baby was feeding hungrily.

"Spoiled little brat." Yusuke grumbled watching Hiei.

Kuwabara glared back, "Hey he can't help it!"

Since when did you start defending him?"

"I just know it's not his fault alright! And don't you be yelling in front of him like. You're being a bad influence."

"Why not. Must've gotten him to be how he was."

Hiei finished the bottle with a tiny burp and laughed happily.

Yusuke laid his head on the counter exhausted.

"Hey. You don't look so good."

"I don't feel so good." He groaned, "When does your aunt come over?"

"Tomorrow."

"Can you take him until then?" He pleaded behind his arm pillow, "I just gotta get some sleep."

The redhead teen raised an eyebrow at him, "Uhh….maybe…but-"

"I just can't take him today. I'm afraid I'd might put the diaper on his head!"

"Yeah but-"

"PLEASE! Kuwachan! Please take him!"

"Alright alright alright but just for today."

He smiled his goofy grin and collapsed onto the floor.

Kazuma and Hiei starred down at him asleep on the cool tiles, "Well little buddy, looks like it's going to be good old uncle Kuwabara to the rescue."

Hiei cocked his head to once side, "Gaah?"

Uh oh! Kuwabara with a baby? Baby Hiei! (puts up a shield against auther bashers) Please read and review