Me: HI EVERYONE!!!! We're BAAAAAACK!!!! Did you survive?
Takara: ...
Inuyasha: *ironic* No, they ABSOLUTELY needed this fic VERY badly... NOOOOOOT over self-confident at AAAAAAAALL!
Me: *glare* Shut up or I'll tug your ears...
Inuyasha: *covers ears and whines*
Me and Kagome: AAAAW!!! KAWAIII!!!
Toushiro: *clears his throat* So, what's on today's schedule?
Ichigo: ...
Inuyasha: No need to be so formal, runt...
Toushiro: WHAT DID YOU SAY, DOGGIE?!
Inuyasha: ... What did you call me...?
Toushiro: You didn't hear me? With those ears of yours, I was sure that you'd have a good sense of hearing...
Inuyasha: *grabs Tessaiga* Why you...!
Toushiro: *grabs Hyorinmaru* Bring it on...!
Me: *tugs Inuyasha's right ear and Toushiro's left ear* That's enough boys!
Inuyasha: OW OW OW OW!
Toushiro: OW! Let go!
Me: Then don't fight! Be glad that I didn't make Kagome "sit" you Inuyasha-sama... Takara, please do the disclaimer
Takara: Yes miss! Hikari Onineko-chan does not own Inuyasha, Bleach nor FMA, even thogh she admires those who do...
Me: That's right!
Toushiro: *whisperes something to Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *hestiates but nodds*
Toushiro: *turns chibi* Hikari-koi? Can you please release us?
Inuyasha: *turns chibi* Please?
Me: Ka-ka-ka- KAWAIIIIIIIIII!!!! *faints*
Toushiro: Well, that worked out well...
Inuyasha: Yeah... just never make me do anything like that EVER again...
Toushiro: Don't worry... I didn't enjoy it more than you did
Kagome: Inuyasha!! What kind of trick is that?!
Matsumoto: That wasn't nice taichou!
Kagome: Even though...
Matsumoto and Kagome: *puppy eyes* Can you do it again?
Inuyasha and Toushiro: ...
Takara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAnyhow... we've got a guest once again! This is awesome!
Me: *wakes up* HEY! I'm the author! I'm supposed to say that! *clears throat* We've got a guest once again! THIS IS AWESOME!!
Takara: I just said that...
Me: I know! But you're not the author, so... anyway, let's welcome her, shall we? It's my good friend you-know-who... who isn't Voldemort! And later I understood that: Wow! I DID know the person! She calls herself... Mario? That's not her real name... but now it's her new nick-name heheh... please welcome my good friend MAAAAAAAAAAARIOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Mario: HELLO!!!!!!!
Everyone: Hello!
Mario: ... Wow... THIS IS SO COOL!!!!
Me: *squeal* I knoooooooow!
Mario: I mean, he is here... and he is here... and HE is here!
Me: I know! And HEE is also here!
Mario: But he isn't here...
Me: No, I know... but we can we maybe bring him in later?
Mario: YAY!! Can we bring him in then too?
Me: No, he's from the wrong anime... he has nothing to do with these guys
Mario: Aww... but how about them?
Me: No, you know how that'd turn out...
Mario: Oh, yeah...
Ed: ... Can anyone understand what they're talking about?
Al: No nii-san...
Ichigo: I'm lost too...
Kagome: You're boys! Of course you don't understand!
Envy: And YOU can understand?
Kagome: Well... yes
Inuyasha: Seriously?
Me: Well everyone! We've got some fan-service to do here!
Mario: YAY!! May I read the first one?
Me: SURE! *hands Mario the letter*
Mario: Okay, here goes:
I dare Inuyasha and Kagome to take a romantic crusie.I dare Ichigo to run around screaming (like he has mental issues. No offense to anyone) "I'm a pwetty stwabewwy! I love stwabewwies!". And, I dare Ed to admit that he's the shortest person next to a midget. *Grins and laughs eviliy* And, I dare Toushiro to...snuggle with this cow *holds out cow* Oh, wait, nevermind. The cow is mine. Okay, lets try this again, I dare Toushiro to snuggle with this puppy plushie. *Holds out puppy plushie* Hm...*reads over* Yep, that's should do it!
Toushiro: ... May I guess who sent this letter?
Me: Sure, go ahead
Toushiro: Maybe DramaKagome?
Me: YAY!! That's the right answer! But now, let's get on with the dares...
Ichigo: NO WAY! I AM NOOOOOT DOING THAT!!
Envy: Yes you are...
Ichigo: Why should I?
Envy: *points at me*
Ichigo: Oh... but... I... DAMN! Okay... *makes a strange face and starts skipping around in the room* I'M A PWETTY SWABEWWY!! I LOVE STWABEWWIES!!!!
Everyone but Ed and Toushirou: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! *rolling on the floor laughing*
Toushiro: ... I can't see much difference from how you look otherwise, Kurosaki...
Ichigo: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Me: NEEEXT DARE!!
Envy: Heheh... this is going to be fun...
Ed: NOO!! I WON'T! I ABSOLUTELY WON'T!!
Me: You will do it, you ABSOLUTELY will... grab him please Al
Al: Okay
Ed: PUT ME DOWN, DAMN IT! Why is everyone always picking on me?!
Envy: *cough* Becauseyou'reshort*cough*
Ed: WHAT WAS THAT ENVY?! COME HERE AND I'LL RIP THAT RIDICULOUS HAIR OF YOURS OFF!!
Envy: *gasp*
Me: Al, lock him to the floor
Al: Okay
Ed: NOOOOO!! *click click* WAAH! UNLOCK THEM!
Me: Nope, no can do! *smirk* Shiro-chan, if you would be so kind...
Toushiro: *smirk* Now THIS is something I can live with...
Ed: But I can't! You can't make me say it!
Me: Oh, really... wanna bet? Envy, you know what to do...
Envy: Oh, yes I do... *turns into Winry* Edwaaaaard....
Ed: GJIH!
Me: Here, you almost forgot your wrench!
Envy/Winry: Thanks...
Ed: WAAH! OKAY OKAY! *sigh* i'mtheshortestoneofus...
Takara: What was that?
Mario: LOUDER BOY, LOOOOOUDERRRRRR!!
ED: I'M THE SHORTEST ONE OF UUUUUUUUS!!!
Toushiro: Ah, I can get used to this...
Ed: Don't, cause this is the one and only time you'll ever hear it!
Me: *claps hands together* Oh, that's right! Inuyasha, Kagome, you know what to do! TRANSPORTING POWERS ACTIVATE!!
*Plapp*
Me: And now... Shiiiro-chaaaan!! Take the lttle doggy...
Toushiro: *blush* Ba-bakayarou! I'm not a little kid!
Envy: Well, in fact, yes you are a kid...
Toushiro: NO I'M NOT!
Matsumoto: Just take the doggy, taichou
Toushiro: *glares* Oh, fine... *takes doggy and snuggeles*
Me: *click*
Toushiro: *gasp* I-is that a camera?!
Me: *click* Yup!
Tousiro: *hands me the plushie* That was ridiculous...
Me: Yes, but it was also INCREDIBLY ADORABLE, so no one cares
Takara: And now, the next letter!
Me: I wanna read it! Here goes, it's from someone called... Chamara... I like that name!
Takara: Hikari...
Me: Yeah, yeah, here goes!
I dare Kagome and Inuyasha to adopt a liitle half wolf demon named Katie(she's six yrs old to tell you).
I request for Edward-sans sake that he reseaves a medic girl that is 13 years and that is blond with a left mecanical arm ) and that Sango, Miroku, Mustane, Hughns,Orihime, and Rukia come there and Do the Disco with everyonr there! #^^# And... Don't kill me and my group!
Me: Wow... this was honestly a hard one... I'm sorry to say that I can't make them adopt them for like, forever, but it's okay in this chapter. But, I can't guarantee that you'll be satisfied with how I make them act, since they're not my OC's, I don't know much about them. It's okay this time, but in the future, please avoid asking me to bring your personal OC's in here... gives me trouble... ANYWAY! Enough with the serious stuff already!
Ed: ... you were the one being serious...
Me: Shut up... OKAY! Let's bring Inuyasha-sama and Kagome back!
*Plopp*
Inuyasha: FINALLY! The salty air almost killed me!
Al: Why is that?
Kagome: The scent... he has a VEEERY strong nose...
Me: Yeah yeah, everyone knows that. Now you're about to adopt this girl for this chapter *bringing Katie in*
Kagome: We-we are?
Me: Yup, it's a dare!
Katie: *yanks my skirt* Nee-chan... he's a dog-demon...
Me: Yes he is. But he is very nice, as long as you don't annoy him... but don't be scared, say hello
Katie: H-hello... *blush*
All of the girls in the room: KAWAIIIIII!!
Kagome: *hugs the small girl* Aaaw, you're so cute!
Ed: Why should I reseave her for my own sake?
Me: Because you just should. Now say hi to... I don't know your name... let's call you... Gold, plain and simple!
Gold: O-okay... hi Ed!
Ed: Ehm... Hi gold
Me: *reads the rest of the letter* WOAH! This is sure a lot of people! And WHY in the world would I kill them? Heheh... Takara, let them in
Takara: Consider it done!
Sango: Hi Kagome-chan!
Kagome: Sango-chan! Great to see you here! Say hi to Katie
Sango: Hello there Katie
Katie: H-hello...
Miroku: Wow, you two already got a kid? *pats Inuyasha's back* Didn't know you had it in you! Hahahah!
Inuyasha: What did you say?! We just adopted her!
Miroku: Is that so? Aaw, you ruined all the fun...
Inuyasha: Yeah, I'm SOOOOOOO sorry...
Ed: No... why the colonel?
Mustang: Yo Fullmetal!
Ed: What do you want?
Mustang: Who is that lovely girl next to you? Have you finally found yourself a girl? Wonder how Winry'll react *smirk*
Ed: Sh-shut up! You womanizer!
Hughes: Now now, don't fight!
Al: Hughes! You're not dead?
Hughes: To be honest... I'm a little confused too...
Envy: Hey, you're that guy!
Ed: *kicks Envy in the face* Just go to hell!
Envy: OW! What was that for?!
Al: Ehm... maybe it's because you killed him?
Envy: Oh...
Rukia: ICHIGO!
Orihime: Kurosaki-kun!
Ichigo: Rukia? Orihime? Hi!
Matsumoto: Hi Orihime-chan!
Miroku: *sees Matsumoto and Orihime, or to be more exact, their boobs* Oh my... *walks over to them and kneeles* Will you please bear my child *BONK!* OW! Sango, sorry* BONK BONK* Ow! I said sorry!
Sango: You lecherous monk...
Me: LET'S HAVE A DISCO!! TURN ON THE MUSIC!!!
*A lot of dancing, screams and laughs later*
Me: That was fun!
Inuyasha: The music was too loud...
Miroku: Only to you
Inuyasha: Shut up...
Me: Now now, don't fight you two...
Matsumoto: Are there any more letters?
Me: YES! Three actually! This is AWESOME!
Ed: Then let's get on with it, shall we?
Me: Sure! *takes letter* GASP!
Everyone: What's wrong?
Me: It-it-it's from... Hitsu-taichou-sama!
Miroku: wasn't there two suffixes right now?
Toushiro: And who is that?
Me: Oh, I don't know, just one of the best Bleach fanfic authors EVER! Almost ALL of my favourite Bleach fics is her work. They're mainly about you Shiro-chan
Toushiro: Captain Hitsugaya...
Kagome: Well, what is she writing?
Me: Oh, yeah, let's see...
My question is for Matsumoto. "Why can't you ever wear clothes that cover up that death trap that you call boobs?"
Toushiro: Yeah, that is something I've wanted to know for a very long time...
Matsumoto: What's wrong with having them this way?
Miroku: I agree. There's nothing bad to it at all! *BONK!* OW! It was a joke Sango, I promise!
Sango: Suuuuuuuuuuure you did...
Toushiro: Well, Matsumoto?
Matsumoto: I like having them this way. And I couldn't find a bigger shihakushou for women!
Toushiro: I'm sure that we can find one.... otherwise I can ask Kurotsuchi to make one for you *smirk*
Me: HE SMIRKED! KYAAAAA!!!
Matusmoto: NO! Don't... Please?
Ed: LEEEEEEEET's see what the next letter says
Al: I want to read it!
Takara: Well, go ahead Al!
Al: Thank you... it's from DramaKagome...
Ed: Again?!
Al: Yes, obviously...
Envy: What does it say?
Al: Well, let's see...
I dare everyone to do the Hokey-pokey. Can you bring in Ranma and Akane from Ranma 1/2? Then, I dare Kagome and Inuyasha to play fetch while everyone else plays tag.
Ichigo: That seemed way too nice to be a dare from her...
Mustang: Is she that bad?
Me: Mind your words now... DramaKagome is my friend...
Ichigo: Err... She's the most WONDERFUL person ever!
Me: Good boy...
Hughes: Who are Ranma and Akane?
Mario: That's not fair! You said that we couldn't bring HIM in because he didn't have anything to do with these guys!
Me: Well, he doesn't! But, Ranma ½ is made by the same mangaka as Inuyasha (Rumiko Takahashi-sama I LOVE YOU!!) , Ranma has the same voice actor as Inuyasha both in the japanese AND the american verision and Akane has the same voice ctor as Akane!
Inuyasha: K-Kikyou?
Sango: Oh now you've done it...
Miroku: Why isn't she here by the way?
Me: Because she is the only character that won't leave this room alive if she enters. if she does... let's just say that my little swordy here will have a great time...
Takara: *clears throat* Onineko-chan! Let's bring them in here already!
Me: Oh, right, okay... Here they are! RAaaaaaaanma and Akane!
Ranma: Where is this? What is this place? Who are you guys?
Akane: Yeah, where are we?
Me: You are here because you've gotten a dare!
Akane: A what?
Me: A dare!
Kagome: Inuyasha, doesn't that Ranma-guy look alot like you do when you're human?
Inuyasha: Keh, maybe, I don't care
Ranma: AH! You sound just like me!
Inuyasha: No it's the other way around! YOU sound like me!
Ichigo: What do you mean that they're alike when Inuyasha's human?
Me: I'll show you! *makes it the night of the new moon*
Inuyasha: *turns human* WAAH! What was that for?!
Me: To show them what she meant!
Ranma: WAAH! Now you LOOK like me!
Toushiro: How old are you guys? Twelve?
Ranma: As if you're one to talk, kiddo!
Toushiro: *grabs Hyorinmaru* What was that?
Matsumoto: Now now, taichou...
Scar: LET'S DO THE HOKEY POKEY!
Everyone: *stares at him and sweatdrops*
Ed: Where did he come from?
Scar: I've been here all the time!
Takara: ... Is he on the list?
Me: NONONONONONO! SCAR IS NOOOOOT ON THE LIST!
Scar: Hey! That was mean! *turns into Envy* Ah well, I guess that I'll keep this form
Me: Please do... I don't have anything against Scar... but I prefer to see you
Envy: Aaaw...
Takara: Anyway, let's dance!
Me and Mario: YAY!!!
After the Hokey Pokey
Matsumoto: You were so cute taichou!
Toushiro: Shut up Matsumoto...
Me: But you WERE very cute
Toushiro: I said shut up!
Takara: We're going to play tag? YAY! Who's "it"?
Envy: Hmmm... Al can be "it"
Al: Really? Okay... *runs after Sango* Here we go! TAG!
Sango: HEY! Okay... *runs towards Matsumoto* TAG!
Matsumoto: No! Ah well... *uses her shunpo to get behind Toushiro* I got you taichou!
Toushiro: *Uses shunpo to get away* You really thought that you were faster than me?
Matsumoto: Aw come on! Please? *uses shunpo again*
Toushiro: *shunpo*
Matsumoto: *shunpo*
Toushiro: *shunpo*
Matsumoto: I've got you! TAG! I got you taichiou!
Toushiro: *from the other side of the room* No you didn't, you moron!
Matsumoto: Taichou? But if you're there, then this means that this is...
The Toushiro closest to Matsumoto: *turns into Envy* Yup, it's me! Heh heh...
Kagome: Well then, shall we Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: No! I'm no pet!
Kagome: But it's a dare...
Inuyasha: The answer is still no!
Kagome: *throws stick* FETCH!
Inuyasha: WAFF! *runs after it* HEY!
Me: Is it just me, or is it very crowded in here?
Takara: No... it's very crowded in here...
Ed: Any more letters?
Me: Yes one, it's from Hagane
Ed: You mean my and Envy's... girlfriend?
Me: YES! That's exactly who I'm talking about!
Envy: Well? What does she write?
Hmm... I know! Make everyone (at least the non-guests) trade clothes with one another! That'd be great!
Me: I think that I, Takara and Mario here is going to decide who'll trade with who...
Takara: Yes, shall we decide smart or just fun?
Mario: Hmm...
Ichigo: ... I'm a little scared...
Inuyasha: I-I am not scared!
Ed: Yes you are...
Inuyasha: Shut up!
Me: OKAY! We're done!
Al: And?
Me: Ichigo and Kagome
Ichigo: NO WAY! You can't be---?
Me: Yes, we're dead serious
Inuyasha: HAHAHAH! The pwetty stwawbewwy in a skirt! HAHAHAHAH!
Kagome: Osuwari
Inuyasha: *BLAM!* GNAAH!
Takara: Envy and Ed
Mario: YAY!!!
Ed: YOU WANT ME TO WEAR A SKIRT AS WELL?!
Me: Yup! Oh, this made me think of Vic Mignogna's famous "Colonel Mustang is dead sexy in a mini skirt"-line!
Ed: His WHAT?!
Envy: This is WAY too much clothes...
Mario: Matsumoto and Inuyasha
Matsumoto: Okay... but red isn't really my colour...
Inuyasha: Live with it...
Me: And the only ones left are... Al and Toushiro
Toushiro: WHAT?! But he isn't wearing anything!
Takara: Yes he does. A loin cloth
Toushiro: YOU WANT ME TO WALK AROUND IN A LOIN CLOTH?!
Me: Yup!
Toushiro: I refuse!
Me: Someone hold him still...
Al: Okay
Toushiro: NOOOoooooo!
Me: YOU'VE GOT SUCH A HANDSOME CHEST SHIRO-CHAN!
Toushiro: It's CAPTAIN Hitsugaya!
Ichigo: Can I take this off now?
Ed: I agree with the strawberry
Ichigo: I TOLD you it's not for strawberry!
Matsumoto: I don't like these clothes...
Miroku: Yes, they indeed cover too much... *BONK!* OW!
Inuyasha: I don't like these either...
Toushiro: You guys know nothing...
Me: AW! He's BLUSHING!
Toushiro: NO I'M NOT!
Me: Does someone have a camera?
Hughes: I do! *click click click click click*
Me: THAT'S IT FOR TODAY FOLKS! See ya next time! And don't forget to review and give me dares... and tell me if you want to join! BYE!
Everyone that isn't trying to kill Hughes' camera: BYE!!