A/N- Hey hey hey!

To all my I Feel Stupid followers... I'm not gonna be updating until about a week. Ya know, I'm starting school, and I've been feeling sad lately.

SupremeBoredom- Yeah, thanks. And I hope Tweek in Wonderland goes well! HUGS AND COOKIES!

MagicNinjaUnicorn- The only reason why I do that is because you do sound like a bitch/dumbass most of the time. MOST, not all.

Creek Grrl- I know it is, you helped me with it! So of course it's good!
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Clyde's POV

This commercial annoys me. This guy on the beach just ran into the refrigerator. But there's a part that's worse.

I can't reach the remote.

But I COULD reach my phone. I picked it up, went to contacts, and called Token.

After ringing 3 times, I just wanted him to answer. This other commercial is bugging me.

"Hello?"

"I need you to come over."

"Why?"

"Well, there's a really long commercial break with a bunch of commercials that annoy me. I can't reach the remote, so I need you to come over and give it to me."

He sighed. "You should watch out. You're starting to get as lazy as Cartman."

"At least I don't eat all day. What are you doing?"

"I'm looking for a movie to bring tonight."

"What? No, I already got Finding Nemo."

"Aren't you a little too old for that movie?"

"NO! I especially like the part where Dory's trying to talk to the whale, but she sounds like a walrus!"

"You're 14. And you still like Finding Nemo."

"It's just like Spongebob. It never gets old!"

"So, you're being serious about the whole remote thing? Really?"

"Did I say 'just kidding'?"

"I'll be over in a few minutes."

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I've been watching Invader Zim for awhile until Craig and Tweek walked in without knocking.

Aww, they were holding hands.

"So, are we gonna watch movies or watch Invader Zim all night?" Craig asked.

"Wait, this is my favorite part!" I watched at Zim got GIR to stop malfunctioning. I fell on the floor when GIR did, and said exactly what he said.
"Hi floor! Make me a sammich!"

Tweek laughed and decided to play along. "That's better! I guess..."

"Are we gonna just quote Invader Zim, too?" Craig sighed.

"Yes." I said. "Cows are my friends."

"I d-don't like you." Tweek smiled.

Craig smiled. Because when I quote Invader Zim, I sound like a dumbass to him. But when Tweek does, it seems funny and cute. "WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP?!" He yelled.

"I made it myself!" I said. "What movies did you guys bring?"

"I couldn't pick! Too m-much pressure!" Tweek yelled.

"I didn't feel like picking one." Craig said.

Of course. Definitely a Craig and Tweek answer.

I smiled uncontrollably. "Nemo?" I said while slowly raising the case.

Craig rolled his eyes. "Go make some popcorn."

"I was waiting until Token came!"

"He's just gonna have to deal with being late."

I didn't bother getting off the floor to go into the kitchen. I didn't even crawl. I just squirmed my way to the kitchen.

"Get up." Craig demanded.

"I don't wanna." I said, hitting and kicking the floor.

Tweek walked into the kitchen and started making popcorn.

"Thanks, Tweek!" I said. "Can you get me some orange juice?"

Craig walked into the kitchen and opened the fridge. "Thanks, Craig!"

Wow! Am I the king today? I can just tell them to do something and they'll do it!

There was a knock at the door. "Come in!" I yelled, smiling.

Token opened the door! BY HIMSELF!

I made some kind of happy-anime-eye-sparkle kind of look. "I AM THE LORD!" I threw my hands in the air, still on the floor.

He raised an eyebrow. "I didn't bring a movie."

My smile faded. "What? Why?"

Tweek brought in a small bowl of popcorn. "This is for me and Craig. Get your own."

I frowned. "Where did my powers go?"

Craig walked out with only one cup of orange juice with 2 straws in it.

I inferred that it wasn't for me.

I started to fake-cry. "Why? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!" I crawled into the kitchen.

Token started walking towards me. "Clyde, stop being a-"

Tweek ran and started fake-crying as well. He went in front of me and put his arms out, as if he were trying to protect me. Then, in the loudest, most annoying fake-crying voice I ever heard, Tweek yelled "LEAVE CLYDE ALONE!"

Token reached out his hand. "Come on, Tweek-"

Craig ran, but didn't fake cry. "Don't you dare hurt Tweek." He said, grabbing Token's hand.

Tweek and I stopped fake-crying. "Craig, I just noticed that you're really soft." I said.

He let go of Token's hand and looked at me. "Only for Tweek." He grabbed his boyfriend's hand and walked into the other room.

That has got to be the cutest thing I ever saw!

I heard Tweek's phone go off. I quickly squirmed to hear the conversation.

"Hello?... No, I'm at Clyde's h-house. Why?... You said I could!... What, why?... There's no way I'm doing th-that." He moved the phone slightly away from his ear and covered it. "Excuse me, guys." He walked pass me into the bathroom.

Great, that's like 2 minutes away from here.

But I couldn't help to hear what was going on. While Token and Craid started watching Nemo, I quietly stood up and walked to the corner where the bathroom was.

Tweek sounded really upset. "But you s-said I could hang out with them!... Why, WHY would you do this to me?... But I d-don't know how!... I want to hang out with Craig!... YES, they know... Because I can t-trust them!"

"CLYDE!" I jumped.

God dammit! "Craig, don't scare me like that!" I yelled back.

Wait, Tweek could hear me. He slowly opened the door.

I tried to look normal. "Hey, Tweek!"

He rolled his eyes and slammed the door shut.

"Clyde, you're the one who wanted to watch Nemo, so get your ass over here!"

"Don't yell at me! I'll use my orange juice powers on you!"

"Dammit." He said. He walked over to me and started pulling me by my hair.

"Ow ow ow ow ow ow!" I yelled. It really hurt!

He threw me on the couch. "Shut up and watch this damn movie you picked."

I rubbed my head. "You're real nice."

Dammit, I was late. They were already on the part where Marlin found Dory.

I laughed hysterically. "Did you see that? They totally ran into each other!"

"Fish can't run, dumbass." Craig pointed out.

I laughed again. "You're funny, Craig!" I gently pushed him.

Tweek walked back in the room. "I have to go."

Craig jumped off the couch and held Tweek's hands. "Why?"

"I... I just need to go."

"What's going on? Why don't you want to hang out with me?"

"Because s-some people are douchebags."

He let go of Craig's hands and walked outside.

Craig never cries. NEVER. But when he sat on the couch next to me and buried his face in his hands, I could tell he was crying.

I rubbed his back. "Tweek doesn't think you're a douchebag."

"Yes he does."

"No, he's talking about somebody else."

Craig went silent. He lifted his head. "I think I know who."

Before I could ask, he quickly walked out the door.

I looked at the TV and smiled. "Come on Token, let's sing! Just keep swimming-"

Token got up and went home.

Geez, that was uncalled for.

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A/N- Well, another chapter has been written. I need to work on I Feel Stupid now. It'll come soon, don't worry everybody!