Three Little Bundles

"Naruto…Where are you?" He asked as he held the black coloured cell phone tightly in his hand. "What do you mean you're not coming?! This is the third date you've cancelled this month. What the hell is going on with you? Fine, whatever, bye."

Sasuke calmly stood up and placed a small tip on the table. He calmly walked out of the restaurant and calmly went to his car. And he calmly drove home and calmly opened the door to his apartment. Then he angrily messed everything in his apartment up. His way of venting his confusion and anger in why the stupid dobe had been avoiding him, cancelling dates and not returning his calls.

He went to sleep restless that night. Intending to confront Naruto sometime tomorrow about what the hell was going through his head.

From: 915-532

To: Uzumaki Naruto

You took him away from me! You're a cruel, cruel man Naruto! You don't deserve to even be NEAR him!!

Naruto deleted the message after reading, like all the other messages that was sent to him by this person. He quickly snapped his phone shut as his weird English professor came into the room. He started his lecture on common grammatical errors and what not. Naruto droned everything out. Thinking about what he was about to do this afternoon.

"Sasuke must be really mad…" He said under his breath.

He finally looked up and paid attention to the professor as he started spewing words about the essay. Mr. Hatake gathered the little things that he brought to class with him, which were two orange little books and the roll-call sheet. As he walked out the door, he said as an afterthought, "Oh, and your essays are due, day after tomorrow." Then a loud thud was heard throughout the classroom. And Naruto could be seen with a red spot on his forehead.

He went through his classes solemnly. Then came his final period, Chemistry. He sat at the back of the room. Sasuke was usually his lab partner but with how things are going he decided he'd try out the new student as a lab partner. As he sat beside Lee, the green clothed thick-eyebrows started spewing youthful nonsense, "Is this true?! Naruto, OH youthfulness. We shall be youthful together as we youthfully do the lab that our youthful chem. Teacher will teach us.!" Or something along those lines.

He looked to the doorway as the door was being opened, and he saw Sasuke come in. He quickly looked to Lee and started to pretend he was having a conversation with the weird youthful man. Out of the corner of his eyes, he saw Sasuke thin his lips and furrow his eyebrows and walked towards their usual table. Then his ex-girlfriend was suddenly beside him, as if the contact of his butt and the stool was the magic thing to do to summon the pink-haired witch woman. Then Sasuke face turned into utmost contained anger and annoyance as he glared at the girl who had started a conversation with herself. Since Sasuke wasn't participating. Sakura had finally shut up as Shizune-sensei started class. Well, she shut her mouth when sensei yelled at her to do so.

Since, Sasuke and Sakura were at the front of the room and closest to the door they walked out first. With Sakura clinging to Sasuke's arm like an immortal leech. No matter how much salt or fire you put on her she will cling to you and keep on sucking on your blood.

By the time Naruto and Lee were out of the classroom and saying their good byes, Sakura was still sucking on Sasuke blood. Sasuke glanced at Naruto and seriously threatened to put Sakura's pink long hair on fire if she didn't let go. And true to her narcissism she let go, glared at Naruto and walked on to a different hallway.

Sasuke quickly paced towards Naruto and grabbed his arm. "We need to talk." He said in Naruto's ear.

Naruto was dragged to Konaha Gakuen's greenery, where no one went because of the rumoured death. A student supposedly walked in, to explore the greenery when he was eaten by a mutated Venus fly trap. It was now called a Venus human trap. It wasn't true, since there was no mutated Venus human trap anywhere in sight, in the small greenery.

Sasuke sat Naruto down on the bench under on of the three trees that grew in the greenery. "Naruto, what the hell is going on with you?" He asked, sounding exasperated.

Naruto looked up to the standing man in contempt, while gently rubbing at his sore wrist. He let his face soften and said softly, "Ne, Sasuke…I think we should break up…."

Then suddenly all was quiet. The birds that managed to sneak into this dome and made it their little paradise seemed to have stopped their merry chirp. The noisy bugs were silenced. And Sasuke seemed to glower at Naruto. "Would you care to repeat that, love?" He asked in a soft angered whisper.

"I was just thinking…" And Naruto looked down, which meant he was hesitant about this irrational and ridiculous idea of breaking up their relationship. "I mean…I'm gonna be going into medicine and you're gonna become a lawyer…I just think this might be the right time to see other people. We've only got a few months left until we graduate and we'll be going into different Universities…."

"Is that the problem?! Because I don't want to go to Tokyo Medical Institute with you?" Sasuke asked desperately. "How the hell could different schools stop us from being together now?! We've had my parents…my brother, a lot of people that know us, and even your step-grandmother disapprove of this relationship. Yet, you're saying that different schools is gonna ruin this?!" Sasuke was kneeling, wanting Naruto to look him in the eyes. He was close to tears. Sasuke gave up almost everything to be with the one he loved, and now that lover was tearing his heart to pieces right in front of him.

Naruto slowly looked Sasuke in the eyes. The beginning of waterfalls were in his blue eyes. "Sasuke…" His monologue was cut off when warm arms suddenly enveloped him and warm words were whispered in his ear. "Fuck you. I'm not letting you break up this relationship. We've worked too hard for this…I love you too fucking much…I can't leave it like this, Naruto…you just cant." He realized something wet had soaked through his shirt. He hugged that older man back. "Sasuke…" Then he cried too.

"Tatsuki! Put that vase back before you break it!" Naruto yelled to his daughter. They had just moved into this apartment. The past owner was a rich man, who was in a hurry to go to Amreica, for a possible partnership with one of the biggest corporations there. He was kind enough to leave some of his furnishing for the new family.

The dark haired girl, gently placed the vase back down on the coffee table and bowed her head. "Sorry." She muttered before scurrying off to find where his older brother and little sister had gone off to. Naruto rolled his eyes in good humour at his daughter. The apartment was quite big. On the 7th floor of the building, well, the 7th floor of the building. He moved toward the kitchen after placing the last box in Kiyoshi's room.

He was moving tonight's dinner to a serving plate when his son came into the deliciously smelling room. "That smells, soooo good." he said. "Well, Kiyo-chan you're not gonna be eating yet until you clean yourself up." He reprimanded. And the little boy seemed to deflate slightly at the thought of not eating delicious food yet. As he walked out of the kitchen toward the bathroom, he could hear him calling out to his older and little sister.

Naruto set the table as the triplets sat themselves down. "Did you wash your hands?" He asked them. "Yes." The answered in unison. "Well, then you can dig in." He said, then rephrased his sentence as he noticed Tatsuki was about to literally do as told. "Not literally Tatsuki."

Naruto was about to seat himself beside the youngest in the family, Mitsuki. She was the only one who had blonde hair between her siblings. And just as he was about to push his chair closer to the table he heard the front door open. Two dark little heads and two blonde heads looked toward the door, which was in the living room.

"CODE BLUE!" One of the nurses screamed. He ran to the panicking new residents and pushed them aside. One nurse handed him a pair of gloves, and he slid his hands in the latex gloves with ease.

"Get the defibrillator on!" He calmly yelled to one of the interns. He took a pair of scissors and he expertly cut the woman's sweater. The heart monitor screamed it's shrill beep quickly.

"She's flat lined! Start CPR quickly." He ordered as he watched amazed when the new intern immediately took the order in stride.

"The defibrillator is ready!" One of the interns yelled. Naruto quickly took the two iron devices after the nurse finished spreading the lubricant. Ten-Ten stopped breathing into the mouth piece and took the action in spreading the lubricant on the woman's chest.

"Clear!"

"Nothing!"

"CLEAR!"

"Her blood pressure isn't rising!"

"CLEAR!"

"Naruto, let it go…you lost her."

"Do you know anything about her husband?"

"He was claimed DOA."

"What's gonna happen to the triplets?"

"I'll take them."

Then three little head disappeared from Naruto's immediate view as he saw them running toward the front door, yelling out, "Daddy!" as they went.

And Sasuke's face was priceless as he opened the door, only to have three little bundles of energy in his arms. Naruto walked toward the surprised man and told the children to let him go. "Now go eat your dinner before it gets cold." He said.

"Thanks." Sasuke said gratefully, as he watched the children run to the dinner table.

"How did it go?" Naruto asked his lover. Worried that he wouldn't be able to spend the rest of his life taking care of the three little bundles of joy. Sasuke smiled one of those rare sincere and truly happy smiles and was honoured to tell Naruto that it went great. "They approved. Although it helped that social worker assigned to us was Hinata." Naruto grinned joyfully and embraced Sasuke. "We get to keep them!" He squealed. "Yeah." Sasuke whispered just as happily.

Sasuke and Naruto sat down at the dinner table eating a normal dinner with their now legally adopted children.

FootNoteS: I've always wanted to write something like this. I'd put in mpreg but, it's an AU in which they live in some base of reality.