I'm back! :D sorry I take so long to update this story :b

I'm going to bring myself and my sister Softballstorm into the story(since this is random :D)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything you've seen before. I only own the idea and Softballstorm and Sunmist

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Settings; the old forest in book one

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Lionheart: *storms out of the warriors den* ONE-EYE! DIS YOU STEAL MY PORTA POTTY?!

One-eye: Wha..!? What did you say? *she is basically deaf, or so they think...*

Lionheart: Oh my toasters...*looks up to see Whitestorm and his potra potty flying away*

Foxleap: Ninja Snowballs, ATTTACKKKKKK! *he jumps into the ravine in a ninja suit followed by thousands of ninja snowballs*

In ShadowClan... Taco...

Jayfeather: Give me the dead badger and I'll give you the Lionhearts porta potty.

Brokenstar: *hands Jayfeather the badger and Jayfeather gives him the porta potty*

Brokenstar: Time to black mail Lionheart! * pulls out his ipaw (iPhone) and takes a selfie with the porta potty*

Back in the ThunderClan forest...

Foxleap: One donut to rule them alllll!*starts throwing donuts EVERYWHERE*

Obi-wan Kenobi: R2-D2?! Where are we?!

R2-D2: beep beep boop beboop. *a random Star destroyer appears out of nowhere with a golden kitty at the wheel*

Sunmist: *starts humming the Star Wars theme song while shooting a catmint tranquilizer*

(A break is needed for the whole clan has gone to crazy to explain in words)

Need a break from your kits?

Go to Brooks mountain huts!

Make your reservations today!

(Break over)

Lionheart: *Ipaw starts dinging while he is hunting a taco*

Mousefur and Frostfur: what in the name of poptarts?*hears Lionheart screaming*

Lionheart: BROKENSTAR STOLE MY PORTA POTTY!

Jayfeather: *blows up WindClans cheese supply and they start singing Ah... Freak out! And run away*

*kits start raining out of the sky due to Foxleaps awesomeness*

Foxleap: Ding dong the Bluestars dead!*Bluestar murders him but Spottedleaf brings him back with a Darth Potato*

Tigerclaw: *grabs a pokadot pitchfork* BURN THE SNOW GOLEMS!

Everyone is teleported to Minecraft

SoftballtotheMax: what the hay? You intrupted my game!

Foxleap: HAY IS FOE HORSES!*runs around screaming*

Dustpaw: Redtail! You haven't made me my Leafpool soup!

Redtail: *comes back from the dead* I'm sorry but there is no fresh Leafpool.

Leafpool: I heard that! *Redtail and Dustpaw start chasing her

Jayfeather: BURN HER! *pulls out one of Foxleaps many flamethrowers*

Hollyleaf: I'm coming home I'm coming home

*everyone cries, dies, and comes back to life*

Graypaw: Where. Is. My. Fooooooodd?!*starts throwing a temper tantrum*

Firepaw: that's the 1,736,816th time this week!

Lionheart dies from the shock of his stolen PORTA POTTY

And that's how Lionheart actually died XD

Please review, favorite, and follow. It is greatly appreciated :)

I was wondering if I should do a Warriors high school thing or not so I'm asking you guys. If you want me to just tell me in the reviews

Have a great day/night,

~Sunmist