Okay! This surival camp in...in...in...Turkey?
-England, France and Prussia yell- Canada!
For gods sake, America, he is your bloody brother!
But the climate is almost the same!
...-everyone is silent-
No, mon ami, it's not...
Veeeeeee~! -drives through the mountains in his ferrari-
Ita-chan! You are driving to fast!
Ehh? But, Doitsu in Italy this is normal~~~
yeah, well not here in Canada -stops the car-
Vee, unfair...-gets out of the car-
L'amour! we can hold the olympics like the old Greeks~! -strips himself of al his clothes-
-Germany covers italys eyes- don't look...
Veeeee~
let the games begin~! -runs around naked-
Hold it right there! -mounted police is there-
It's not allowed to walk around naked and drive that fast in Canada!
You are all under arrest! -snicker- and put on some clothes!
But, the Olympics...!
Why you git, you got us all arrested frog!
Silence! Now show us where you're staying at the moment.
The hero can't get arrested! -protesting-
But we've got handcuffs -smirk-
Ehh, but this is my land...-sad look on his face-
Ahww~ we won't arrest you, right?
Nah, you can go~
b-but the rest?
First show us where you are staying.
O-okay...-Canada leads them to the camp and the other nations follow-
-England whispers to France; why did you have to run around nakes in Canada?-
Because of olympics...
Go do that in your own country you frog!
-nods-
Silence! -glare from one of the mounties-
well we arrived...
Okay, everyone sit down.
Please don't arrest the aweome me!
Begging already? -mocking voice-
Kolkolkol...
everyone hands in front of you so we can put the handcuffs on~
no! The hero won't allow it!
Then the hero will go first -grabs America's hands and cuffs them together-
Hehehe~ next one~
-the Mounties put handcuffs on all the nations except for Canada-
Come on you -They drag Canada away from the group of bound nations-
Ehh? What are you doing?
Shhh, it's us again -smirk-
W-what?
Hihi, we have a dare for you to start of with~
O-okay, what is it?
You can pour maple syrup all over America because he didn't know who you were~
ehhh...okay...
-they give Canada the maple syrup- there~ you know what to do with it~
-nods and shyly walks back to the rest- h-hello...
-Carmen and Lizzy follow him still in the Mountie uniform-
Birdie! Get us out of here!
Ehhh, but Gil, I first have to do something else -blushes-
Ehh, okay?
-nods and pours the syrup over America's head-
Aaahh! Mattie? What are you doing?
I- eh.. I -blushes- they made me do it!
-Russia leans over and starts licking the maple syrup off of America- tastes good, da.
Ehw, Ivan stop it!
-pout- but
No, don't, and who do you mean by them?
Ehh...Carmen and Lizzy...
Where are those bitches then, cause this is not funny! Ivan is fucking horny!
America~ we are right here~ -Carmen and Lizzy take the mountie clothes off-
Booh~! -Carmen frees Prussia- here now go calm Canada down
birdie! are you okay? -hugs Canada-
Y-yeah I am fine
-Romano bursts out in laughing- America is completely covered in Canada's juices~!
kolkolkol, can't you keep your mouth shut for once?
Can you people guess what we are here for?
Ehh, more dares and truths?...
Yeah, duh~ -smirk-
Our first dare is for Germany~
Germany, you have to give beer to everyone but can't have any for yourself!
aaaahhhh! Nein, that horrible!
Yeah, even the awesome me thinks that my bruder needs beer
Hehe, too bad for you
-Germany hands out the beer- ...
Vee, Doitsu you can have mine if you'd like?
No, he can't thats yours to drink~
Ohw... -Germany looks very sad-
Bruder, don't be sad this beer tastes like shit anyway
Okay... -still sad-
Well, we don't care about it, let's go on with the next dare, this one's for
Spain, Turkey and Romano!
Turkey? What has Turkey to do with nosotros, Lovino~?
Shut up you bastard!
Ehm... Well here is the dare; Spain has to hand over Romano to Turkey for a whole day, and Turkey can do whatever he wants with Romano
Chigiiiiiiiiii -Hides behind Spain- I don't want that!
Eh, something good is actually happening to me? Awesome, come here Lovino~ -pedophile smirk-
Spain, help meeeeee! -clings to Spain-
I don't want to hand my little Lovi over to that bastard -takes out his axe-
Eehh, Spain put that thing away...that's dangerous...
-Spain aims the axe at turkey- no.
-Romano stands shivering behind Spain-
spain put that axe away, I promise I won't do anything too bad to Lovino then~ -smirk-
-Spain swings his axe in anger-
Aaaaahhh! -everyone gets out of his way-
Mon ami, calm down, he won't take Romano away from you -puts a hand on spains shoulder-
-Spain glares at France- don't fucking touch me.
dude, Spain. Stop your rage, you are scaring Romano...
-Spain looks shocked at Romano- I-I scared you? I'm sorry...
I-it's okay -hugs him- and I wasn't afraid!
Hehehe, yes you were and come here now cause you are mine for today~
-Romano walks over to turkey and stares in his eyes-
-silence-
-Romano slaps turkey in his face- I am not some kind of good you can trade with.
-Turkey steps back- mm, you are one hell of an feisty Italian~
-Romano growls-
My italian...
Guys, let's not fight about who gets him, he is for Turkey for today but he can still resist anything he wants~ so no worries he can still try to kill Turkey~ then after that he is all yours again Spain~
-Spain seems a bit happier now-
Ehm, guys, can we go on? I don't like everyone angry...
Okay -Lizzy and the nations agree-
The next dare is also for Spain but also for England~!
You both have to wear your pirate costumes and act the same as you did when you to were sailing the seven seas~~!
What? I actually quite like this one, for god's sake, I ran the Spaniard over back in those times!where is the rum you git! -runs away to get dressed-
Why are you torturing me so much today?...
Ahw come on, think of the good side, today you can get revenge for all those years ago~
Mmm, I suppose you are right -leaves to get dressed-
Go Spain~! -Romano is cheering-
-England comes back with a large bottle of rum and completely dressed as in the old times-
-America whispers to Russia; I wonder where he got those clothes?-
-Russia whispers back; da, he probably carries it around to look good-
...-Russia and America burst out in laughter-
-everyone looks at them like they went nuts-
What, da? -glare-
-everyone goes silent except for America who is still snickering-
-Spain comes back looking like a pirate-
How do I look? It still fits perfectly -smile-
-england walks to Spain and grabs him by his collar- and now you filthy spaniard, die in the waves? Or live on your knees on my deck~?
In your dreams! You might have been strong in the old days but now you're just a grumpy old man with rum!
-England draws his blade- you trying to challenge the world's biggest colonial empire?
Si! For the honor of my colonies! -also draws his blade-
-a fight erupts between the two-
What the hell are they fighting over?
I don't know but Spain looks terrific in his pirate attire!
You like everyone in pirate attire Carmen...
So what? Is that wrong? It looks so.. Sexy...!
... - Lizzy facepalms-
Though Spain used to be overrun by England during pirate times, it seems now Spain has the upper hand! Yay! Though I would like to see who will actually win... The loser is naturally a prisoner of the winner~!
Why do you know this...?
Basic knowledge of my brain~!
...sure...
I'm gonna start a campfire while these two fight, Kay? -Carmen walks to the fire spot and starts with the fire-
Sure thing, just don't accidentally get caught up in the fight.
Go Spain~! you can do it! -Romano waves happily-
Shut your mouth, you are mine for today
-Romano pouts- bastard
-Spain fights harder now he knows his Lovi is cheering for him- stupid dead empire!
-England gets smashed to the ground- dammit, you useless spaniard!
Fusososo -Spain points is sword at England's throat- it seems I have won this little game~ now you are my prisoner for a whole day~
dammit! -England stands up cursing at Spain-
Yay, Spain and his sexy outfit have won~!~!
-Spain chains England and drags him to his chair- viva Espana!
-puts his face close to England's- and who wins this game, inglaterra?
-Carmen has already made a campfire and hands out sticks, wurst and marshmallows- for everyone! Since this is a get together thing I thought it would be great if everyone could eat something with a calming campfire!
What's the next one? Is it a truth?
Yeah, it's for Canada~
Canada! -Carmen waggles around- yay~
ehh, Carmen where is that bottle of rum I brought? -England looks around-
Empty~ -hiccup-
For gods sake, hold your liquor!
You should keep your mouth shut, old, forgotten, empire. -slides his blade in front of England's throat-
-sigh- everyone just sit down and enjoy the evening~
-all the nations sit down-
Now, Iggy -mocking voice- tell all of them how you lost~
No, I can't do that cause I've never lost from you
-hits him- short on memory? You just lost...
Tsssk...
-America roasts a marshmallow and frets it to Russia- see, we actually invented good things in my country!
Mmm, it's a bit too sticky, I like you better~ -kiss-
-Greece and Japan are cuddled together on a large rock-
Today was quite, strange...
-Greece is sleeping against Japan's chest-
-Japan brushes through greeces hair- Greece, kitty~ shall we leave?
Mmm? -Greece wakes up- kitty wants to play again?
-Japan nods shyly-
Okay, then~ -Greece picks Japan up and brings him to a moon illuminated spot in the forest- is this okay kitty?
-Japan nods again and they start their business-
-back at the camp moans and panting is heard-
W-where are Japan and Greece? Are they getting eaten by wolves, vee? -dumb look on his face-
Nein, they are doing some things France would love to teach you about...
Okay, veeee -runs to France- do you know what Greece and japan are doing?
Oui, they are having sex in the forests~
sex?
Yes, it is when
Ehw ehw ehw, France dude, you don't need to spoil ita-chan's mind with that! -Prussia pulls Italy away from France and throws him at germany-
Veee?
-Russia yawns- I am tired I think I will go to sleep...
I'm gonna come with you~!
yeah, i'm kinda tired as well -all the nations agree and go to their tents-
-moaning and panting is heard throughout the whole night and somewhere around five Japan and Greece sneak into their tent-
A-and the truth for Canada?
Shhh, that evaporated...