Nei, fellow Akatsuki lovers! I'm sorry for the superlong delay. I have homework (yes, in the summer), I have chores, I have to babysit a mental 5-year old brother, and on top of all that, I got sick and now I have a fever :( ANYWAYS, I've decided to start Pein's OS.
Pein: took you long enough.
I was out of ideas, jerk. Be happy I didn't do Hidan's yet.
Pein: *scoff*
Suiren: Oh well. The wai Shadia typued this onei is interestin.
Suiren and her chibi accent XD
Pein: just start it already!
Stop that!
Suiren: *uber kawaii adorable chibi sparkly eyes* Is somthin wrongu?
Pein: -/- no let's just start.
Alright, alright!
Suiren scampered down the hallway, giggling as she did.
"Tobi-cun caont cawch mwa!"
"Oh yes Tobi can! Tobi is a good boy and Tobi agreed to catch Suiren-chan for Deidara-sempai"
"Whi does Daidai-sanpai knead mwa?"
"Tobi heard we are going to play a game!"
Suiren stops so suddenly that Tobi crashes into her.
"REILLY?! Wi arei goin to pway a gamu?"
Tobi jumps up and down excitedly. "Yes!"
"Letsu go den!"
"Daidai-sanpwai! I'mu hwere!"
Deidara turns around and gets glomped by Suiren.
"OUCH I'M DEIDARA, NOT DAIDAI-SANPWAI!"
Suiren rolls off of him. "Cawn yu comb mwa hair?"
Deidara laughs. "Fine, Chibi-chan, un."
He gets out a hair tye and stars combing her short pink hair.
"Hai, Kakuzui-swan!"
"Don't bother me, I'm at 198,936,356,464$."
"I'v will giv you 100,000,000,000$ if yu twell mei wat gamu we r pwayin!"
Kakuzu's eyes lit up. "Fine. Money first."
Suiren smiled and handed him a bunch of bills.
"We're playing 7 minutes in heaven."
Suiren turned red. "WHUT? SEWVEN MINUTSE IN HEAVON?"
He nods. "Yes. Konan requested it."
Just then, the rest of the members all filed in.
"Let's start," says Itachi. "Did everyone bring something?"
"YES (un)!"
"Good. Put them in this bucket."
Everyone walks up to the bucket and tosses something in.
Deidara screams, "WHO GOES FIRST?!"
About half of the members call: "NOT ME!"
Konan sighs. "Suiren, you can go first." Suiren nods, and bounces up to the bucket of waiting-to-be-picked-stuff. She digs around, and pulls something out.
"A Chakwa bwar twingy?"
Hidan rolls his eyes. "CAN YOU SPEAK FUCKING ENGLISH OR IS IT TO FUCKING HARD FOR YOU, FUCKING BITCH!"
Suiren turns pink. "Dwont svear at mwa! I hwav a chiwbi accent! Jwashinins fwucking fwollowerz.
Tobi jumps up and down on the sofa. "She said: a chakra bar thingy!"
Pein gets up. "Come."
Suiren wanders over to the closet as Kisame and Kakuzu held down Konan. The minute she steps in, the door closes.
"Now whatu?" She asked into the empty darkness.
"Pein?"
"What."
"Whatu du wi du?"
"..."
"Pein-samwa?"
"You really don't know?"
"Nu."
Pein shakes his head. She was innocent beyond the limits. And she was really cute.
"...you have to kiss the person that came in with you."
"NANI?!"
*Outsidu~*
Itachi: ... I think Pein just told her how to play the game.
Konan: She's so cute, but she's so evil, but she's so cute! But she's evil too... BUT SHE'S CUTE!
Hidan: IS HE BANGING HER?! ;D
Kakuzu: Shut up, bastard. *mumbles about Hidan and his perverted-ness*
Hidan: I bet you a whole 999,999,999$ fucking dollars they are!
Kisame: What just happened?
Zetsu: WTF just happened? I don't know. She's so cute. I wonder how she tastes. Nah, let's not eat her. She's too sweet. Agreed.
Tobi: TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!
Deidara: Pein better not be messing up Suiren's hair, un!
Sasori: Why didn't she pick me? *sulks in a corner*
*Backu insidu!*
"You don't have to"
"BUT I HAVU TO! IT'S A GAMU!"
"No, really. You don't have to."
"BUT KONAN-SANU SAIU SOU!"
Pein sighs. "Do you even like me?"
Suiren stays silent for a minute. "Maybu. But I nevru told anyoni 'cos you r withu Konan-swan."
He smiles. "No, I'm not. We're just really good friends that have known each other for a very long time."
She stares at him. "Reilly?"
Pein nods. "Yes. It's true."
Suiren looks at Pein with her crystal blue eyes. "Then can I kiss you?"
"Sure."
She stands up on her toes and pecks him on the lips.
"Anyways," Pein smiles and reached inside his cloak and unzipped somthing. "Happy birthday! I got you a present!"
Suiren's eye's lit up. "Really! Twanku you! Whatu is itu?"
"You'll see. I know for sure you'll like it. Here, have one."
*lick* "OMG! HOWU DIDU YOU KNOW THATU I LUV THESE?"
"Sasori told me."
"Omnomnomnom... the white stuff i so creamy!"
"I wonder how much time we have left..."
"And... time's up!" Kisame called. He gets up and opens the door. Pein steps out and waits for Suiren to jump down. She had white stuff around her mouth.
Hidan was screaming in laughter. "HAHAHA! WHAT DID I TELL YOU? I WAS FUCKING RIGHT! THAT LITTLE BITCH STILL HAS SOME AROUND HER MOUTH! HAHAHA! NOW KAKUZU OWES ME A BUNCH OF FUCKING MONEY!"
Pein caught onto what he meant real quickly. "WE. WERE. NOT. DOING. WHAT. YOU. THINK. WE. WERE. DOING." He says through his gritted teeth.
Suiren just stares innocently at the arguing pair. "Whatu?"
Itachi sighs. "Hidan thought the two of you were doing something that is very inappropriate. Please tell me his is wrong."
"Inappropriatu?" She pulls out a box from the sleeves of her cloak (Konan insisted that she should wear one that was too big for her).
Hidan stops laughing immediately. "What the fucking hell is that?"
Suiren looks up. "Hmm?"
Kakuzu looks at the box, and starts laughing. "Hahahahaha *cough* hahahaha! HIDAN, YOU IDIOT!"
Deidara takes the box from Suiren. "Hidan, you perverted Jashinist!"
Soon everybody is laughing at Hidan's stupidity.
"Why the fuck are all of you laughing?!" He demanded. "What's in the box?!"
Suiren holds it up. "Vanilla Cream Cookies." She said.
Apparently the white stuff around her mouth were from the vanilla filling in the cookies.
Hidan swore under his breath. "Damn."
Kakuzu was rolling on the floor laughing. "SUCKER! YOU OWE ME 999,999,999 DOLLARS!"
Sasori walked up to Hidan and smacked him. "Serves you right." He said.
Konan waved her hands. "Alright, alright! Hidan, you can go next."
"WHAT?!"
Suiren didn't do anything except sit on Pein's lap, munching on her cookies while watching Hidan get dragged into the closet by Zetsu.
TADA! THE END :D I had to sorta get perverted to write this. SORTA. (I just had science class O.O)
Pein: Hidan is an idiot. -_-
Suiren: *Munch* des are yummi...
Reviews, please! :D